Harry Styles was named the hottest man in music. Really. [A Socialite Life]
Leonardo DiCaprio gets his hiatus started right with models in Miami. [LaineyGossip]
Angelina Jolie might be pregnant. Here we go again! [Dlisted]
You think you’re cold? Here are 17 people who are even colder. [Buzzfeed]
Matt Damon goes head to head with arch enemy Jimmy Kimmel. [Pop Sugar]
Dwayne Johnson‘s multiple cinematic personalities are giving me whiplash. [Pajiba]
You’ll never think about grilled cheese the same again after this story. [Gawker]
This most diabolical boy-band reunion tour may end the world. [Evil Beet]
Hailee Steinfeld really fugs it up in this outfit. Dreadful. [Go Fug Yourself]
Demi Moore & Harry Morton are still doing it. Gross. [Wonderwall]
Reese Witherspoon decided to really dress down in full-on sweats. [Celebslam]
Rosie O’Donnell‘s new baby, Dakota, is a real cutie pie. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Leslie Mann didn’t really enjoy jiggling Megan Fox‘s boobs. [Amy Grindhouse]
Octomom wants everyone to know she’s “open” to making more pr0n. [CDAN]
Karrueche Tran is begging for dates on Twitter. Girl, you can do better. [Bossip]
Lena Dunham is very disappointed that Rihanna is dating Chris Brown again. I’m surprised someone didn’t hand Lena $3.5 million for her very original, clever, and as-yet-unwritten thoughts on the matter. [IDLYITW]
Hilary Duff does nothing but walk around wearing tight pants anymore. [Popoholic]
Joanna Krupa wishes her fellow “housewives” would act more classy. [Reality Tea]
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Hottest MAN? He seems like a little boy, and he always has a vacant, psycho look. Maybe Taylor and he actually will stay together, like forever. rolling eyes. Raise your hand if you think he wasn’t that famous before Taylor and sucks as a musician. But then, so does she. A thread about Aretha and also Taylor; it’s a little blasphemous!
*raises hand high*
Don’t you actually have to be a man,for that award?
lol
AMEN! Hand held high!
my thoughts exactly – “man”? i mean, how old is this child, 17-18? terrible.
He will be 19 next week. I hate myself for knowing that lol
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!
My thoughts exactly. He looks like he’s about 12. And terrified.
The only thing I would hit him with is a stick.
I must be too old, because I’m like, WHAT?
THIS is what I loved when I was 13:
http://dishuponastar.blogspot.com/2012/06/happy-birthday-john-taylor-of-duran.html
OOOh, John Taylor. I made a bet with my brother when I was a young teen that I would one day marry John Taylor. My bro keeps trying to say he won, as I haven’t married him yet. I just tell him, I’m not dead yet, so it could still happen. :op
Loved John Taylor!!
“Hottest” isn’t what it used to be eh…
I’ve come around to love Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson simply because he is hella funny and he personally took me to Paul Walker trailer whilst they were filming in London and we all had a good laugh (and yes inevitably drooling over Paul forever young looks, blue steel eyes and perfect white teeth smile) so yeah he is in my good guys books.
Lena “Dumbham” should mind her own business.
So it has come to this (a bug eyed little kid is now considered hot).
Met Dwayne several years ago a few times when he was still heavily involved with wrestling. He is a nice guy.
Lena disappointed that RiRi is dating Chris Brown.
I’m very disappointed that Lena won a Golden Globe; you couldn’t pay me to watch that damn show she’s on. I think I would throw up in my mouth if I saw her naked… oops I just did from the thought of it.
For some sick reason I could see a pairing of Octomom and Mel Gibson; I’m sure she wouldn’t mind being called sugar tits.
What do you mean by “it has come to this”?
Young people have been swooning for young men like Styles for a long time now. Leif Garrett, anyone? They don’t look like each other, but they are/were odd looking, but are/were found attractive.
Oops, that last sentence was supposed to say “They don’t look like each other, but they are/were odd looking and are/were found attractive.
I wrote that in such an odd way lol. I hope it makes some sense.
I understood it Trek girl before the correction.LOL
Man??? LOL
My thoughts EXACTLY! He looks 14.
I know, right? 😀
Maybe its cause I’m older than him (36) but I do not find him attractive at all!! He’s weird looking, maybe he needs to grow into his face. I kinda of want to either punch him in the face or smother him with a pillow.
He is not really a man he’s a boy. 18 year old’s are not men.
I would have found him as unattractive when I was 18, as I do now. Gag me.
What. The. F*ck.
Who is this little boy, again?
Man. HAHAHAHA
Honestly he’s no cuter than the 15 year old next door that mows our lawn. Nor does he look any older.
Man?!! More like ‘boy’
Obviously I am getting old! 😉
He has such stupid hair.
Agreed. It’s like a more youthful version of whatever sits on Donald Trump’s head.
Glad to hear that Octomom is ready to go back to work. Yeah. But who watches the kids while she goes to make porn?
Who watches the kids when any woman works?
Usually the father, but these kids have none. Most mothers don’t have 14 kids to look after, either. It is a valid question.
Usually the father? In what world? Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there are plenty that do, but I highly doubt it’s usual. More likely it’s some kind of daycare/nanny/homecare/grandma/pa
Calling him a man is a bit generous, no?
He’s 18, so whether they refer to him as a boy or man doesn’t really matter — he’s both.
Legally, yes. Physically, no.
That’s what I said, Keats. You just said what I said, but with different words. You know that, right?
Legally he is a man, so they are right to refer to him as a man, but he is also boy because of how young he is. My point stands.
Uh, ok? You agree very pointedly.
And i was complaining about the new movie star generation and their lack of manliness. seriously. zac efron is a blooddrinking viking next to harry styles.
Right?!!
I don’t know what our current obssession is with pretty man-children who you’d probably catch trying to steal your eye liner and tampons.
No No No! Harry Connick Jr is the hottest man in the music business! Hands down.
Oh, yes – I am going to stand over here with ABanarama on this one.
Come to tea and we shall commence sighing over HCj.
I met him recently at a vigil for the sandy hook victims. He’s more handsome in person and the personality adds to his charisma.
Day dreaming and sighing over tea sounds wonderful.
I agree about Harry Connick, Jr.!!!!!
The Harry Styles “hottest man” thing was based on a poll by Heat Magazine, so this isn’t really a big deal, not that it would be a big deal if it was done by another magazine. People like him, and that’s ok.
Teen heart-throbs and the hoopla that surrounds them are nothing new, people.
Hehe if this “title” is from a teen mag that’s OK. I fondly rememember Simon Le Bon and John Taylor fighting it out for the Most Fanciable Man title from Smash Hits years ago 🙂
OMG SIMON 4-EVER!
I apologize, my 14 year-old self doesn’t quite have the discipline I would like her to.
It’s not a teen magazine. It’s just meant for entertainment and Pop news. Here are examples of some of their stories: “Pete and Nikki ‘We’ve done it, we’ve had sex'”; “Sheep watched me lose my virginity”; and “My secret post-Big Brother snog”. All of those are one cover lol. You can see it on Wikipedia.
It’s just an entertainment magazine — nothing serious, it’s really just for fun.
You said Hottest “Man”. Where’s the man? All I see is a skinny little girl with somewhat boyish features.
I just don’t get it. He is not cute at all!
What?!
As soon as I can decipher what Lena Dunham is actually saying, I am sure I will give a FLOTUS level eye roll to the quote.
And don’t let me start about Leslie Mann’s quote. If you were so protective of younger actresses, you would force your husband into another line of work.
What is with all the hottest this and that lists? It’s beyond stupid.
It’s just magazines and websites asking their readers what they think.
It’s not new and it doesn’t mean any more now than it did before.
As voted by who? Twelve year olds and unicorns? He looks like a child.
I’m so very tired of Lena Dunham, but I can’t say I disagree with her on that f’ed up situation.
Yes, it probably was a lot of young people that voted for him. They are his target demographic, after all, and by the looks of Heat Magazine, they might make up a large chunk of its readers.
He’s an 18 year old young man, it makes sense for him to look the way he does.
Then they should probably rename it “Hottest Guy” or “Hottest Boy”, because a man he is not.
He’s 18, so he is a man. He’s also a boy, that is true. They can call him a man all they want, because that’s what he is, regardless of your opinion.
Sadly L2, unicorns were not allowed to vote this year – something about gerrymandering in District 12, I believe. The bright side is that due to the controversy, the 57 year- olds/Mermaid vote for the Hottest Maytag Repairman in the Southern Half of Arizona is going to be more scrutinized when it comes up. We won’t have the debacle we did last year.
As a 39 year old woman, my uterus and hormones seem to sniff out every young attractive man and swoon these days. Having said that, WTF? I look at those kids in One Direction and think “Do their mothers know they are out late on a school. Isn’t?!” Who the hell voted for this?!?
The readers of Heat Magazine. It’s just a poll in a magazine or on their website. In other words, it’s not a big deal.
“Harry Styles was named the hottest man in music”
***VOMITS WILDLY***
LOL! Is that like projectile vomiting except you spin around in circles at the same time??
Whatttttttttt????????????
Once Matthew McConaughey gets back to his beefy self he will knock whats his name right off that pedestal. Matthew plays the bongo drums and if I remember he dances a little too. He is the hottest man in “any” business.
Eyeroll.
I have more testosterone in my left arm than this twink has in his entire body.
NEXT!
These are the same people who probably voted on Beyonce under that ridiculous title.
He probably can’t grow any hair yet….
If I were a preteen girl or even a young teen I would say yep, he sure is cute. But he is still a boy. Who make up these ridiculous lists? So wrong on so many levels.
I think he’s cute, but he does look really young! I’m only 20 and I could never see myself dating a guy who looks as young as Harry…
He’s 7 how could he be hottest “man”
He’s 18 years old. That’s how he is a man.
Man??????
ooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.
Really? It just shows how these ‘most attractive’ or whatever lists are rigged and ridiculous.
Rigged? This isn’t People magazines “Sexiest Man Alive” title — it’s Heat magazine. It’s really easy to see how he could come out on top when you see what kind of stories they publish and what kind of magazine they are. It’s just for fun, that’s all.
Calm yourself girl lol.
Ah-ha! Looking forward to baby Imax Jolie-Pitt 2013!
I don’t even need to respond because everything I would have said has been said. Harry Styles = boy not man.
…according to …… Tiger Beat?
As the 3rd and final pics down show, Harry is actually a pretty cute guy-though I’m 29 and can’t think of him in any way other than I would, like, my friend’s adorable but annoying little brother-but I love that you chose to use that particularly terrible picture for the header Bedhead 😀 “Hottest musician” indeed…
He is not a man, he looks like a teenager, he used Taylor swift as his beard, he s dating someone in That horrible band, maybe they meant hottest Gay man, but that is already taken By Bradley Cooper
+100
WTF?? I don’t care if he’s not technically a “man” yet. It’s the fact that he looks like an iguana or some sort of large-nostrilled reptile that discredits this title completely. The dude is straight up ugly, sorry.
I forgot how cute and pretty and jealous i am of Hailee Steinfeld and basically, it’s all coming back, it’s all coming back to me now
But seriously. She’s great and i hope she grows up well and continues to be great instead of straying and going batshit crazy or something.
Ew, he looks like he’s barely hit puberty. And he needs barrettes for those bangs. Someone get this BOY some bobby pins!
somewhere Justin Bieber is weeping about this. coz hes the hottest man you guys. LOL. First the grammy snub and now this.
Hottest MAN? This child?? OMG, I feel like an ancient old crone!!
Bet the Baby Biebs is beating up his Barney pillow and hurling his gold sneakers at the wall right now. 😀
Teenagers have WAY too much power.
Readers opinions: who is the hottest man in the music industry?
Huh?
Reminds me of the time when RPatz was named sexiest man. Who would consider a doormat, pussywhip a sexy characteristic??? LOL
Ben Harper
Lenny Kravitz
Chris Cornell
Maxwell
and so many more….
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a man in drag in the teaser photo? He’s def wearing lipstick… Revlon Super Lustrous in Fire & Ice????
So Justin Bieber wasn’t available to pick up the man-child award this year?
Hahahaha this bony boy is barely a man and he is ugly too. What stupid looking hair. Even if I was 15 I wouldn’t hit it.
He’s not even the cutest baby in the sandbox.
I think he’s pretty hot… for an 18 year old boy. He’s a touch young for me, but I can see why the girls love him. He’s adorable, and not as grossly pre-pubescent as Beiber. Syles has at least hit puberty.
Ewwwwww
This is creepy.
young girls often tend to get crushes on girly boys because they are non-threatening.
Have people lost their minds? He is neither a man nor hot. Real men shower.
There is no focus on the best link. NKOTB, 98 Degrees and Boyz II Men are touring…together. How is not blowing people’s mind. That is not sarcasm, I am stoked.
As others have said man? I bet he doesn’t even need to shave everyday.
That hair, Jesus Christ.
He’s like, 12. o_O
Give it up Brangelina. 37 is too old to bring your 7th kid into the world. Especially when you are so busy.
She’s rich. Also, 37 is just a normal age to give birth nowadays.
Oh please. A man only STARTS getting interesting at 35. Before that they’re just a grubby mix of hormones and beer and SOOOOO boring to talk to…. let’s discuss Harry Styles’ sex appeal in 20 years, shall we?
He always makes a derpy face.
I don’t who he is but I thought the picture was a woman. I prefer real men that look like men myself,
To quote the immortal Professor Farnsworth, “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”