Hilton Head Island men sure are interesting.

While searching the internet for more information on Hilton Head Island Man #2, I chanced upon an amusing article about a man that was expecting good food at McDonald’s. Ha! Ha! Big mistake.

John Kendall, who was expecting decent chicken nuggets instead got burned shit nuggets. He started cursing at the clerk chicken and demanded that she cook him a new batch.

“My nuggets were burned,” he said Tuesday, free on a $250 personal recognizance bond. “I just looked at her and said I’m not going to eat this s—.”

The clerk told him he couldn’t talk to her that way and he demanded she cook a new batch of chicken. When she took his nuggets and threw them in the trash, he assumed she’d make more and went back to his table.

But instead of hot nuggets, he got cold steel on his wrists.

The clerk had called the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office and a deputy arrived just as Kendall got in line again to ask if his fresh nuggets were ready yet.

“He asked me what I said (to the cashier) and I told him I’d said I wasn’t going to eat that s—,” Kendall said. “I didn’t curse at her. I cursed at the nuggets.”

Whoa. Okay first, it’s McDonald’s, not really a Zagat Top Ten, and second, you are not a celebrity so no one gives a Ronald McDonald about you. Three, you stated you had visitors from out of town with you—serving up McDonald’s is kind of trashy.

So he gets thrown in jail and he almost has company because his father who was “demanding an explanation for his son’s arrest, spelled the word shit.”

That’s really cute, I should try that one with cops, too. “What the eff yoo see kay, pee eye gee!?”

Now everytime someone googles “John Kendall nuggets”, they’re going to know you’re a crappy host. Bad form, John. (As if anyone is going to google “John Kendall nuggets”, I know)

This actually happened back in 2001. I emailed the reporter to see what became of this; if I hear back from her, I will include an update.