Mad About the Guy
The evil 3am Girls over at the Mirror report some atypically happily married news about Madonna and Guy Ritchie
MADONNA proved there’s only one Guy for her – as she cuddled up to her husband at last night’s premiere of her new movie.
The pop queen made the film, Arthur and the Invisibles, real family viewing by taking along her clan.
Madge, 48, showed she was truly, madly, deeply hooked on Guy, 38, as she clutched his arm as they held hands outside the West End gala.Daughter Lourdes, 10, and son Rocco, six, grabbed hold of Dad’s other arm. But adopted 15-month-old David Banda was left snoozing at home. When we inquired about him, Madge gushed: “He’s great, wonderful. Thank you so much for asking.”
They must have been really beaming that solid couple vibe because the actual evidence is rather flimsy … a bit of hand holding and a bit of cuddling on the red (actually green) carpet at a premiere. Surely the weather outside in January in London would induce cuddling in all but the most hostile of couples. As anyone can see although Madonna’s had all the kids Guy’s put on all the weight – you know what they say — big boys keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summertime.
Should make him useful at pretty much any movie premiere anywhere … well, sadly excluding premieres of his own movies. If there are going to be anymore of those …. Hmm no wonder he’s packed on the pounds. Career death can make Ben & Jerry any formerly fit boys best friends … you can’t cuddle up to them on the red carpet, but you can late, late at night, in your mansion, in a dark corner as you silently weep into your pint of Chunky Monkey mumbling “Swept Away … WHY … Why … why …
Pictures from Love Fashion Rock and Drowned Madonna.
Meh, while I can see the weight gain, why is it so horrible to accept that people just get older and care less about looking a certain way? Like with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tyra Banks.. I don’t think any of them look “fat.” Heavier, ok, but nothing awful. We don’t need to perpetuate the scrawny=good looking theory running around out there.
Yeah…um… Guy dosen’t look all that thrilled to be there at all, and he looks a bit uncomfortable with horse-face hanging onto him for dear life.
When people “care less about looking a certain way” it’s usually because they are depressed!
Growing older is one thing, letting yourself go is another.
Madge is just fueling the PR machine. She’s so plastic is makes me heave about the material ho. I pity her kids. Madge for a mom? How screwed up is that?
Strange pics. She’s clinging to the boy like a jellyfish and he appears totally indifferent. ah well, who knows what’s going on with these two. A picture call tell you everything and nothing. They’ve defintely lasted longer than anyone expected.
He looks like he’s getting nauseous.
That little Lourdes is a knockout. She’s working the long hair!
I really feel weird. I had a Freudian slip when I was reading the title and I read, “Madonna Loves Carpet.”
oh yeah and where’s their third kid?
Stop using so many damn ellipses!
It is a sign of poor writing and is the written equivalent of trailing off and taking too many pauses when speaking. Come on!
thank you grammar police.
Brenda–Please go to the nurse’s office and get a Valium. Thank you.
The third kid is a BABY. He’s probably in bed where he belongs!!!!!
Considering all the controversy surrounding this kid, none of which is his fault, Madonna decided he would be better off out of the public eye. Smart decision, I say.
Fabiola, just because people gain a few pounds doesn’t mean they are depressed. I agree that as people get older they tend to gain a few pounds here and there. But it’s their overall health that matters. So as long as BMI is reasonable, they’re doing fine.
Brenda…. geez… you think–maybe–you would let up a bit??? Or… that’s too much to ask–isn’t it?
Guy does look really uncomfortable. I’m glad to see the baby is not there, it’s too late for him to be up and around. I think that the little boy should be in bed too. He’s only six.
Dear Brenda …
Guess what this is the written equivalent of …
UrbanDK… lol….
he heheheh he ….. he
hey I think Guy is cute either way – MADGE is acting a little too hard a la the TOM CRUISE OH MY GAWSH I AM SO IN LUV – she’s not pouncing on the couch, but clasping on to Guy on ye olde Carpet.
He is cooler than she is!