French hunk Olivier Martinez isn’t really delivering all that rich cheesy goodness that the 38 yo pop star needs. Kylie has famously just finished her Homecoming World Tour … where she both celebrated her successful battle with breast cancer and fought exhaustion that caused her to cancel a few shows towards the end. But the final Homecoming may not be as sweet as the finished tour. The News of the World reports:

details of secret trysts Olivier enjoyed at a Hollywood hotel this week while his pop princess was 5,000 miles away in Britain. … First he hooked up with stunning model Sarai Givati … [The next evening he] shared a cosy dinner there with 28-year-old Lost star Michelle Rodriguez—the girl he was spotted kissing in the street two years ago.

She stayed over and emerged at 9.40am yesterday wearing the same outfit and caught a taxi to her home just two miles away.

While the angle on the story here is Olivier’s cheating ways I can’t help but be impressed with glowy sourpuss Michelle Rodriguez who seems to be everywhere, all the time with a gorgeous international assortment of somebodies, with good bodies, boys and girls can both apply. All this extra-curricular action is scheduled in-between pugnacious bouts of refusing to do community service and tearing around Hawaii boozed up. Its one thing to be such a bad-ass (she did launch her career with Girl-fight) but the multi-tasking is what’s truly breathtaking.

I’m not entirely convinced by the same outfit as a sign of adulterous guilt … Michelle Rodriguez does tend to jeans and a blouse as a uniform (they look mighty good on her too) … and the overnight stay could have been a way to avoid more drunk driving charges. If her girlfriend Kristanna Loken has a hunky French looking baby soon — well there’s a third explanation.

But back to Kylie’s take on the Olly Martinez Program for Two timing to the second power.

Friends say Kylie, who this week completed her Homecoming world tour in Manchester after battling breast cancer, is frustrated by Olivier’s French arrogance and attitude.

As opposed to the famed smorgasbord of modesty and self-deprecation that one has generally associated with dating French model slash actors

“Olivier says he’s only worried about Kylie’s health and is gutted that she won’t listen to him.
“Kylie reckons she’s rested enough and says it’s time to live again.
“She was seriously considering finishing with him a month ago.”

Stay tuned to see whether Everybody’s Doing the Locomotion sometime soon. How ever will they find the time.