– Stardoll’s Media Dollings. Pop the heads and clothes on and off talking heads Perez, Joan Rivers, Anna Wintour, Ryan Seacrest and more. You might notice that they discourage gender-bending, though. What a shame. [Stardoll]
– Lindsay Lohan’s Valentine: Adventures in Wonderland [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina talks about her daughter’s rehab again [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay Lohan backed out of her latest movie. Not because they didn’t want her or anything [CelebWarship]
– Fergie says she’s not pregnant or engaged [Mollygood], but it does look like her crotch is itchy [yeeeah]
– Is Tyra Banks fat, skinny, or an annoying bitch? [Bastardly]
– Bob Sagat and Lewis Black are real smack-talking penguins (whose mouths don’t move) in the straight-to-DVD Farce of the Penguins [Pajiba]
– Pictures of Matt Damon filming The Bourne Ultimatum in Berlin [Random Good Stuff]
– Pictures of Michael Jackson’s kids’ very white faces [IDLYITW]
– Patrick Dempsey and his wife had twin boys [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Katie Holmes says she loves calling Tom husband [Socialite’s Life]
– Kirsten Dunst looking fug as usual [PopSugar]
– Sienna Miller shoved a photographer [The Superficial]
– Even skinny Mischa Barton has cellulite [Gossip or Truth]
– Gisele Bundchen walking her dogs [Gabsmash]
– Are Angelina Jolie’s mom’s ashes going to be scattered in the Bahamas? [Just Jared]
– Does Britney want K-Fed back? [Metadish]
– Christina Aguilera on The Tonight Show
– Britney and Isaac Cohen are still together [PITNB]
– Cute Alyssa Milano photoshoot (except for the fur) [Hollywood Tuna]
– Turkish Superman [Popoholic]
– Denise Richards shows some side crotch while she’s doing coke on the beach [DListed]
– The guerilla marketing guys hanging the Aqua Teen Hunger Force light brites [The Grumpiest]
– Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s love bus [popbytes]

From the talented artist 14 at Gallery of the Absurd