I always thought that both of Princess Diana’s boys would end up with blondes. I’m still kind of surprised that William ended up with a brunette… although every time William and Kate broke up, he rebounded with a fair-haired girl. Something to think about. But Harry… he’ll definitely end up marrying a blonde. I think every official girlfriend he’s ever had has been blonde (or dirty blonde). Harry’s type is a bit more complicated than just “blonde” though. She’s got to have a great body. Big boobs are a plus. She’s got to be somewhat trashy, to varying degrees. She’s got to know how to party. Family money is a big plus.
A few years ago, back before Blake Lively was with Ryan Reynolds – even before she was with Leonardo DiCaprio, I think – I suggested Blake for Harry. THAT is his type. Pretty, blonde, boobs, and kind of trashy. Kind of Uptradey. I still think that type holds, although Cressida Bonas is definitely on the “classier” end of that scale. But if Harry gets tired of Cressida (and chances are pretty good that he will), would Harry ever seriously consider a Hollywood starlet? I think he might – but just for a brief fling, a quick romance. He would never marry an American actress. Not even Blake could have managed that. But what about our new American Sweetheart, Jennifer Lawrence?!
Prince Harry is doing everything he can to meet actress Jennifer Lawrence when he travels to NYC this May. Even though he has been dating model Cressida Bonas, he reportedly is excited to meet the Oscar-winning actress.
Ok! Magazine is reporting that Prince Harry, 28, is inviting Jennifer to NYC when he’s in town.
“He has given his flunkies a list of Hollywood hotties he wants to attend,” the source says. “Harry has a thing for all of them, but Jennifer’s his number-one girl right now.”
The source goes on to say: “Harry thinks Jennifer is a girl after his own heart — very chill and out for a good time. Harry is looking for a serious relationship and is ready to settle down. And the way he’s thinking right now he could end up with a Hollywood wife.”
OK Mag is like the black pit where half-decent gossip goes to die. I would have loved if this story had come from a UK tabloid, because then I could pretend that it might be true. But since it comes from OK Mag… no. It’s not true. And that’s disappointing, because I would LOVE that photo-op. I would love to see Prince Harry flirt with Jennifer. She’s blonde. She has great boobs and great legs. She likes to smoke weed. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. The problem? I get the feeling that Jennifer isn’t as Uptradey and “angling” as all of the other ladies in Harry’s orbit. Like, Jennifer would flirt with him but she wouldn’t know how to work the palace.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
ha, I think they’d have fun together but it would be just friends, maybe even friends with benefits.
as a side note, everytime I see her name Cressida Bonas I read it as Crusty Bones, she’s a cute girl though.
heh.
I always read it as “Cressida Bony-Ass”!
I think of Crescent Rolls.
I think “crusty bone(rs)” but pronounce crusty bonars. Like a long ‘A’ sound. haha
Those two would have fun together, and I bet Harry would love to fool around with her (or a Blake type). He will never have a serious relationship with someone like that, though. When he’s ready to marry, it will be with some British aristo (is there a female equivalent to “toff?”). Guarantee it.
Ok, this kind of grosses me out: “He has given his flunkies a list of Hollywood hotties he wants to attend.” If I were Jennifer, and his people got in touch with my people, I would write back “I am not something you order off a menu.”
I’ll be her replacement on the menu… I’d gladly be Harry’s sinful dessert!
LOL.
YES. Though I know this is pretty likely to be completely untrue, the whole angle of the report just makes my skin crawl and reminds me how entitled and misogynistic Harry (and Will, really) is. He might not have a list of Hollywood stars he wants to bang, but he probably does think that way. I have huge respect for members of the military, but that atmosphere also tends to breed objectification (if not outright rape) of women, and when you combine that with his superstar status and sheltered life… ugh. I hope Jennifer would run far far away.
That’s exactly what I would say.
Agree, Just say no Jennifer!
In my fantasy world, Harry ends up with Charlotte Casiraghi. Their babies would be so beautiful.
She’s too classy for him though but I love me some Charlotte.
Goodness I just googled her. She is GORGEOUS.
Beautiful woman, and I agree, too classy for Harry. But one can dream!
She is far to attractive for Harry.
Michael K just shivered, and felt someone walk over his pure love’s grave.
Yes, his pure love died about 4 years back. Libido and sluttiness shacked up in it’s place together.
She would deal with Harry like she did with Jack Nicholson; cheeky jokes, fronting like the encounter is nothing, then when he walks away she’s all like ‘OMFG did that just happen?!!?!’
Yes- thats how I imagine her reaction. A little innuendo, banter, he walks away, her jaw drops, she talks about it really excitedly for 2 minutes then moves onto something else. She could be ADHD? LOL
Harry would never be interested in a woman like Kate Middleton and it isn’t because she is a brunette. She’s too safe and boring. Even if he is pressured to eventually marry a British aristocrat, I believe he will still want to marry someone more spunky who can challenge him and have fun. Not just lounge around sunbathing on every vacation. I can see Jennifer’s personality appealing to Harry as much as her body. I don’t see these two ever happening because they are both in very different place in their lives. However, if Jennifer had been born British and lived in London, I think Harry would try to pursue her.
It’s funny that people think of Kate as safe and boring. The girl is playing everyone and we are buying it. She is a PRO.
I believe she is a pro AND boring. How’s that? 🙂
maybe you are buying it,not everyone.
Harry likes “fun” women, hence skiing with Aunt Fergie.
Yes, Harry does have a type. But Cressida (I always see Bone Ass when I read her last name) is built like an ironing board. Chelsy was curvy, but Cressida definitely is not. Rumor has it she’s a dancer, so that might explain why she is so thin. But yes, Harry will tire of her. Maybe he’ll go for a brunette after all!
It’s not rumors Julie, she really is a dancer. She’s currently studying at a music & dance conservatory 🙂
I had heard that too. She is actually kind of old (24) to start dancing professionally. It is odd when 24 is old for something, but most professional dancers start earlier than this young lady. It will be interesting to see if, now that she is with Harry, she gets papped coming out of or going in to her music and dance conservatory. I remember Chelsy getting papped all the time when she was at Leeds, both undergrad and law school.
That’s like saying she’s studying basket weaving. She is too old to be a professional dancer, and is a way to avoid the London Party Girl label, which is what she is.
bluehare,
she has been a dancer all her life. she was at royal ballet school for 3 or 4 years, studies theater in collage and now has gone back to dance.
i don’t really get the serious relationship sort of feelings from them, he didn’t even go on a private vacations with her after returning from war(and skiing with your cousins and uncle doesn’t count for me) and he also didn’t attend her sister’s wedding even though he was still on his leave and know the groom quite well(sam branson) to avoid the wedding and serious relationship rumors by the tabloids ,so i don’t think they are serious.
Bluhare,
Love your comment!!! Agree completely.
She is nowhere near trashy enough… she isnt really trashy at all?
I wish he could go out with someone whose resume doesnt read ‘model’ haha it is pathetic
He dated someone who was a law student and is now a lawyer (or getting there) for 7 (SEVEN) yrs, and she was abused worldwide and deemed trashy which is where the stereotype that he likes trashy comes from.
And girl he dates now is automatically deemed trashy despite that for 7 (SEVEN) yrs he was with someone intelligent, bright who cared more for substance than her outward appearance.
Now she’s working, she’s cleaned up her act and is perfectly groomed, but she is still being called trashy. Every time Harry’s ‘type’ is described as ‘trashy’ it’s a dig against her.
Sigh…what’s a girl/boy to do?
There is no evidence whatsoever that Cressida is trashy, but since that has been deemed Harry’s type by the media, ergo she must be.
Cressida is not a model. She’s a dancer. Quite serious about it because she’s studying a postgraduate in dance at a very respected dance/music conservertoire in London. She’s not falling out of nightclubs, drinking and drugging or dressing inappropriate, but still, by her association with Harry, she’s now trashy and unintelligent….
SMH.
By contrast, Kate who got a MRS degree, spent 8yrs drunk, crotchtastically falling out of nightclubs, partying some more and holidaying topless or nude at exotic beaches is deemed classy and William, by association classy!!!!
I remeber reading she was a lawyer. I read some quote about how she didn’t want to marry Harry because she couldn’t stand that princess/prince lifestyle. And then she talked about how she wanted to be a lawyer that was her goal. I thought wow she’s seems like a really awesome ambitious girl.. Dang and the other girl he’s seeing is studying dance. Are they only considered trashy because they are blonde?
Edit: so the quote was she didn’t want to marry Harry because it’s not the life for her. She didn’t talk about her goal of being a lawyer. But she is one. And dang both of these girls are cute. Neither one looks trashy.
Wait, how long was he with the lawyer girl again?
Well said, LAK.
My awesome [leeds] university produces quite ambitious girls for Prince Harry!
Sweet Dee – i felt i had to capital spell out the years since everyone seems to gloss over the fact that Harry at 28 has only dated at most 4 people. All long term, and yet is given the label of a playboy working his way through the singles scene.
All the girls have been intelligent and bright. Nothing trashy about any of them and he didn’t pick them up in bars, but it doesn’t fit the narrative, so we must call all of them trashy. And if they are blonde, ding! ding! ding!
Thank you! I always liked Chelsy Davy and never got the trashy label.
I think her treatment in the media was based on a couple of things:
1) Something someone (probably you or bluhare) on another post about how in the press game, the palace always puts out as much good stuff as possible on the heir while not giving a shit about the spare and even playing up and encouraging bad publicity of the spare in order to make the heir look better. So, the best way to make Kate look better was to degrade Chelsy Davy.
2) Believe it or not, I think part of it is that Chelsy was a blond and Kate a brunette. It sounds ridiculous, but there are so many judgements people can make about that sort of thing. There’s definitely a certain perception of blonds. “Blondes have more fun” “Dumb Blonde”, etc, whereas there’s not much said about brown-haired brunettes. Brown hair in this culture simply seems more “normal” and demure and a lot of people seem to assume that brunettes in general are smarter than blonds. I say this as a girl with brown hair. It’s not the sort of thing that’s outright stated, but I think it’s a factor. Am I saying that Chelsy Davy got a worse rep than Kate SIMPLY because of her hair color? No, but it couldn’t have helped. People simply tend to see/ like to paint blondes as more frivolous, less intelligent, shallower and more into partying. Well, blonde WOMEN anyway.
3) Davy technically isn’t English, Kate is. I know Davy went to school in the UK and lives/works there now, but she wasn’t born there. I’m not saying this about all Brits/British media, but I’ve noticed that there are quite a few tabloids that don’t seem to like the idea of a foreigner getting close to the Royal Family. There’s quite a few who want him to just be with proper English girls.
4) She pursued a career, and not just a career, but a career that wasn’t of “the female arts”, so to speak. A lot of ultra-conservative weirdoes still are weird about that. Maybe it’s okay for a girl to become a lawyer, but not one dating a Prince! Whereas Kate rarely ever had a job beyond being Williams girlfriend and when she did “work” it was buying accessories (a job in a “feminine” sphere) or taking photos for Party Pieces (devotion to her family!). Davy pursued a high-powered career in a sphere that isn’t distinctly “feminine” and did it for herself, lived for herself, and seemed to base her life around more than just being available to Harry, because apparently dating a Prince means you have to live for him and not at all for yourself or you’re doing something wrong (Such selfishness! Not true devotion to Harry, her family or anyone but herself! How dare she!) Accomplishments that have more to do with actually working, serving others, being book-smart, having an advanced education that suggests that she might possibly be smarter than most people rather than just accomplishments in looking pretty, dressing well, and being with the right man? What kind of crazy, outlandish, scandalous girl is she????
5) She wasn’t apologetic about getting drunk occasionally and wasn’t constantly trying to play up to the press. When they snap photos of you coming out of a club, you’re supposed to show SOME kind of sign that you’re ashamed.
6) Her family didn’t act like her dating a Royal was the most wonderful, perfect thing ever and didn’t act like they should somehow feel incredibly awed and blessed that a man of Royal blood would be so magnanimous as to court a member of their family. They didn’t do everything in their power to make her available to Harry and didn’t bend over backwards for him and kiss his ass. They had the audacity to complain seriously and explicitly about the press, the intrusion of their privacy, and not act like this was the greatest thing ever. They actually treated Harry like a somewhat normal person.
And so, she got labeled trashy.
I get that, LAK 😉
I just have a hard time taking any of this seriously. Don’t mind me, I’m made up of mostly sarcasm and jokes when it comes to a lot of these celebrities.
Except Miley and Liam! That’s serious stuff. My heart weeps for whichever one is worst.
Totally agreee, not trashy enough for harry. She is also too down to earth for him, she will just laugh at something like this. And she loves her work too much to ever want to be with a royal. It would hamper her career seriously. Can you see jennifer becoming Grace Kelly? LMFAO
Again, Harry’s girlfriends have not been trashy. And I wouldn’t be so sure she’d turn down a date with Harry. Don’t let your fangirl love get in the way of the view.
well said lak!
His actual girlfriends, not just flings, have not been trashy.
Oh, no! Is Harry’s hairline starting to recede?
🙁
Well, does it mean they can go Vegas, get naked, drink red wine on the hotel balcony and smoke weed?
I vote yes, they need to make this happen. well, I really only care to see Harry naked..
wow, hope he’s not the pig they painted him to be.
still doubt that would stop taylor swift from love stalking him.
Harry wants to volunteer.
I’m so curious to see who Jennifer Lawrence dates next…
me too! I’m hoping for someone as equally cool and down-to-earth as she is. ..hmmm… Like if Andy Samberg were single, I could see them together..someone she can really goof off with, is funny, cute and successful in his own right without being too cocky or self-absorbed..or maybe even Chord Overstreet?
I have a feeling that her and Nicholas Hoult may get back together while filming Xmen and they’re on a break right now<—ok so that's what I hope lol
I’m having fantasies about this now. Harry & Jennifer would be ADORABLE. They may be introduced, but the follow through? Never gonna happen.
I SHIP THEM. They need to happen.
God damn it, I’m really tired of these British famewhores talking about how much they wanna get with JLaw. They’re probably s happy she dated a British guy. This is just weird and bizarre. First Harry styles and now this Harry. Maybe ok mag got confused about which harry because this sounds strikingly similar to what Harry styles that one direction famewhore weirdo moron said a few weeks back about JLaw. All in all DUMB story.
Prince Harry is a British famewhore? That’s funny. And couldn’t be further from the truth.
He is starting to look more and more like his grandfather Prince Philip.
That is not a compliment.
You should have seen Philip when he was younger. Into his 40’s. He was one nice looking man.
Well Harrys is not nice looking. So basic.
Are you kidding? Prince Philip was a fox. By any standard, including our modern one.
That doesn’t make harry a fox. He is nothing special.
lak,
i agree on phillip, i am too embarrassed to say this to my frineds as he is my grandfather’s age but i have such a crush on younger prine Phillip.
Angelic: It’s OK, I’m the same way. I saw his photos in Tatler, and oh my.
DO IT, JLAW! BECOME A PRINCESS!!!
I’m sorry, I got too excited there for a second.
I don’t think the queen will let him marry a “Bonas” girl, though. Not proper.
Uh no. Jennifer is way too good for a Windsor.
Harry’s genes are starting to kick in.
I’m going to pretend that Harry isn’t the giddy teenage girl this article is painting him to be. And if I’m wrong, I’d love to see Jennifer treat this like P!nk treated Will and Harry’s request that she play at a party for them – with a resounding “I don’t care who you are – hell no!”.
I do like that pic of Jennifer with the bottle of wine. It’s like she is a better looking version of me on any given morning.
I would totally love to see at least them have one date it would be awesome!
An X-Men in King Harry’s Court…
Jennifer likes pretty boys who are normal and a bit shy See nicholas hoult She doesnt like loud party boys. Just because she smoked some weed doesnt make her some party animal. I got the feeling she is more the chill out with some weed and stay at home with some movies and get the munchies kind of girl. I dont see her going for Harry who loves going to go to swanky clubs and party with eurotrash.
Harry doesn’t go to swank clubs and parties with Eurotrash.
You are confusing him with Pippa Middleton.
I think he is plenty trashy. That partying in vegas or the nazi costume at costume party for instance. He sounds uneducated and removed from reality to me, if any other “personality” partied in a nazi costume their career would be over. But because he is a half way decent looking royal apparently its forgiven.
If you look beyond the naked angle of that party, it was actually pretty sweet. He made sure the women were not embarrassed, and no sex was involved. Just some raunchy goings on before his Afghanistan deployment.
i dig j law, i love it that she’s free, totally letting it all hang out smokin some weed and red wine!!! my kind of girl!
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN! YES! also, I can’t believe how gorgeous she is in that photo with the silver dress. *sigh*
Wasn’t there some blind item that Jennifer was into women?
Ohhh, Jennifer could never live the extreme life of being part of the aristocratic monarchy, noooo, but I do see Harry as a definite partier, and these two could have fun together!
kasier,
why do you think harry will never date a Hollywood actress or palace will not accept someone like jlaw? i don’t think either one will have a problem with someone like her or emma watson for example, i think she is adorable, classy and talented and the rf and harry will be lucky to have her.
OMG, that would be SO HOT!
Well it wouldn’t be the first time an American actress got married to European royalty. It already happened with Prince Rainier and Grace Kelly of Monaco! And I think one of the main reasons Rainier visited America was to find a wife! I remember reading on Wikipedia that Grace and Rainier only saw each other twice and then communicated through letters before he proposed marriage. (Through a letter? Er not sure there haha)
And then there was Wallis Simpson and Prince Edward. (I think that was his name) There’s hope for Jennifer Lawrence! 😀
If he ever ends up with an American even hypothetically then Kate can say goodbye to all magazines covers. Can you imagine the commotion in American media and tabloids if an American ends up marrying princess Diana’s son, I can’t and it will be crazy mad.
Serious dancers watch what they eat & drink & don’t do much of the late night party stuff.
I’d like to see JLaw in an archery competition with the aristos. Bet she’d win. Geena Davis could play with the older crowd.
Harry, this is a 22-year-old Oscar winner. SHE DOESN’T NEED YOU TO WANT HER.
Two words: Hilary Swank.
Six words: Franchise, David O. Russell, Harvey Weinstein….make that seven words, actually, and include Likable. Jennifer Lawrence is not only talented, but seems to pick great scripts as well as work with the best in the business. Lawrence also seems grounded (is very close to her family, they seem very supportive)…..yeah, Lawrence will have a long career. I really don’t see a Hillary Swank scenario here.