Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics puts out $2k vibrator

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Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics has designed a vibrator with high end sex toy maker JimmyJane that retails for $2,000 USD. The quiet, solid steel 5.25″ long .67″ wide waterproof vibrator has a handwritten inscription with some lyrics from Stewart’s new song, “Let’s Do It Again,” and is ringed with 28 round cut black diamonds. There’s also a “plain” version without the impractical jewels that retails for $195. Non-inscribed vibrators of the same sturdy model are listed at $125 on the JimmyJane website.

Stewart’s single “Let’s Do it Again” comes with the musician’s custom-designed vibrators as a free download after purchase. The video for the song is available on the JimmyJane website and shows his female singer simulating getting off in a dressing room. Although the song is catchy the video isn’t as titillating as it should be for an over $100 vibrator. There’s no nudity and you don’t even see her holding the toy or pretending to use it.

This looks like a decent high end vibrator at the lower price points, but whether it’s even worth $125 is up to question. The $2,000 version is surely just for publicity purposes. Diamonds are scratchy gems that aren’t suited for objects meant to be inserted. They sure are good for making a sex toy expensive enough to get attention, though. There’s little chance we would be paying much attention to Stewart’s solo work without this kind of stunt.

Note: This is not an ad and we were not contacted or encouraged by JimmyJane to promote this product. Thanks to The Sun for featuring this.

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9 Responses to “Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics puts out $2k vibrator”

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  1. photo jojo says:

    I’m gonna file this under: Things that Make Me Want to Stick a Fork in My Mind’s Eye.

  2. boomchakaboom says:

    Dear Dave: Paris Hilton wants you to call her. Nobody else gives a f**k.

  3. Baholicious says:

    They definitely don’t look dishwasher safe…boring design too. They look like tacky cigar holders.

  4. meow mix says:

    What is that shit growing on his face?

  5. Sam says:

    Clearly, they forgot to research how the female anatomy is actually shaped.

  6. aleach says:

    it looks like a weapon

  7. Persistent Cat says:

    I agree with Sam. The plain one isn’t even worth $20, regardless of how quiet it might be. Smooth and cylindrical. Wow.

  8. Carena says:

    Black diamonds? Ouch! I wouldn’t want something that could cut glass near my junk!! How would you even explain that to the gyno?

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