Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris yesterday (I think). Fame/Flynet says they went to Paris for a “weekend getaway” and they went to dinner at Ferdi and went shopping at Bonpoint. This is the first time Kim and Kanye have been photographed together in a while – I believe Kim made her New York trip last week without him, and it had gotten to the point where people were really asking, “Damn, where’s ‘Ye?”

Well, here he is. He hasn’t abandoned her. He isn’t over her. Although… his body language and expressions in these photos aren’t exactly that of a man who is enjoying his girlfriend’s pregnancy. Kanye looks like a dude who bit off more than he can chew. My theory is that Kanye actually isn’t bothered at all by Kim’s weight gain or anything superficial like that – but he might be bothered by her family, by her famewhore ways, by all of the Kardashian sketchiness.

As for Kim’s size… my problem was always with the way she was dressing her bump and with her lies (or what I felt were her lies) about her size. Like, Kim is wearing glorified track pants in these photos, but I guess I should be happy because she finally looks sort of comfortable. But I guess I need to put on Kardashian-conspiracy tin-foil hat, because I haven’t gone off the deep end like The Enquirer, which claims that Kim is totally faking her pregnancy:

A source close to Kim believes the star might have hatched a sensational scheme with her money-hungry momager Kris Jenner to fake her pregnancy while secretly having a surrogate mom carry a baby for her and her lover Kanye West.

“How convenient is it that Kim got pregnant just as she was making a mad push to wrap up her ongoing divorce from Kris Humphries?” the source said. “Now Kris is claiming the delay in grant­ing a divorce is stressing Kim and the unborn baby. A fake pregnancy cleans up a lot of problems all at once and gar­ners Kim sympathy.

“It also would be an insane coincidence that Kim just so happened to get pregnant soon after she learned the girlfriend of her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush – Lilit Avagyan – is pregnant.

“Best of all, for someone who’s always cooking up new moneymaking schemes, Kim stands to earn a windfall from her pregnancy.”

Insiders estimate Kim, who is 200 pounds and growing, could earn a whopping $16 million from baby product endorsements, a birth special for the E! network and even a post-birth weight-loss deal for a big-name diet company.

“Momager Kris has to be licking her chops thinking of the money she could potentially bring in by exploiting a Kim K baby, as well as a TV special and a post-birth weight-loss deal with a diet company like Jenny Craig,” a source says.

However, a friend says: “You’ll never see a bloody birth on TV – like the way her sister Kourtney did it. Kim is far too vain to let herself be filmed at such a vulnerable moment.”

Suspicions of a pregnancy hoax have ignited a firestorm of speculation on the Internet that Kim isn’t carrying her rapper beau Kanye’s baby and is instead using a pros­thetic belly insert, just as singer Beyonce was once accused of doing.

“If the pregnancy is fake, Kim has a built-in excuse to let her figure go and gain some weight, enjoying the fattening foods she truly loves.”

Shocking telltale pictures seem to show that Kim is duping her legions of fans – with her belly bump seeming to play here-today, gone-tomorrow.

[From The Enquirer]

For the love of God! I like a good conspiracy as much as the next person, and if you want to talk about Beyonce’s bump, I’m STILL game. But Kim? Look at these photos… I’m sorry but these are not photos of a woman who is faking a pregnancy. Everything about Kim looks pregnant, from her face to her boobs to her legs to her bump. She IS pregnant.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.