Gwyneth is still kind of pleasantly crazy. Well… is that the right way to describe her? I actually think Gwyneth’s life philosophy could be really destructive and it could end up hurting a lot of people, only no one takes her seriously, right? Even Goop’s defenders just roll their eyes at her Goopiness. Anyway, Gwyneth wouldn’t shut up when she was at the opening of Tracy Anderson’s studio/gym on Thursday, so we now have SO MUCH GOOP. So much humble-bragging, so many bread crumbs of Goop thrown to the peasants. Some highlights from Goop’s assorted interviews:
Stripper’s butt: Paltrow recalled one incident in particular, when she was trying on bathing suits with a pal and received a rather unusual compliment about her figure. “I said, ‘You know, this isn’t so bad for 40, right?'” Paltrow mused of her butt. “And [my friend] goes, ‘It’s not so bad for a 22-year-old stripper!'”
Goop loves talking about her butt: “Oh, I knew it would never change!” she told reporters. “I had exercised before I had met her … I had done Ashtanga yoga and pilates and I [ran] and I thought I was fit, you know?”
She does Tracy’s workouts every day: “I just sob and then kick and scream and then I just force myself to do it. I just got obsessed. When you see results like that, I started following everything she said and she completely transformed my body and I’m so grateful.”
She deigned to defend Kim Kardashian (who was also at the opening): “I think that women should support each other, especially through pregnancy. It’s a difficult time and I think Kim Kardashian looks absolutely beautiful. And we’re supposed to gain weight when pregnant — that’s how God intended it.”
[From Entertainment Tonight & Us Weekly]
Goop would never deign to fish for compliments like a peasant. She would never compliment herself either. Instead, she will just tell you about some mysterious “friend” (probably Beyonce) who told her she had the butt of a 22-year-old stripper. Wait, what if Chris Martin told her that? Wouldn’t the follow-up question be, “How do you know what a 22-year-old stripper’s butt looks like?” But sure, I’ll buy that Goop has the ass of a 22-year-old stripper. Too bad she has the vitamin deficiency of a 88-year-old with osteoarthritis.
Anyway… as for her defense of Kim Kardashian, is anyone else SHOCKED? I’m shocked. But I guess I shouldn’t be. Kim is a client of Tracy, Tracy is in business with Gwyneth and Gwyneth sees it as her duty to make nice with clients. I guess.
Oh, and Gwyneth works out every day? On top of smoking, drinking and starving herself? Jaysus. No wonder she thought she was dying when she had a headache.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
The constant fishing for compliments, the utterly annoying humble-bragging…it’s like she really, REALLY wants to get a spot on my hate list.
She really should be thankful she’s Pepper Potts. That’s the only thing that keeps me from punching my screen when an article about her appears.
Yup. I was surprised by how much I liked her in The Avengers…o_O
Hey, this is sort of related so I’m going to post it here:
http://the-others-take-me.tumblr.com/post/47267957945/his-nametag
*Take a look at his name tag :D.
I was going to say the same. Playing Pepper helps her keep from being completely off-putting.
Ladies I’m not a violent person but can I at least grab her by the shoulders and shake some sense into her? I”m going to be waiting for her outside the NY premier of Iron Man in hopes of getting a chance to do just that.
Hahaha I’m in NYC too, I’ll drive the get away car or at least hold your metro card so we can jump on the subway afterwards.
I see no reason why you shouldn’t baby-shake syndrome the Goop.
I have heard rumors her character dies in the third Iron Man movie. I hope it is true because I simply cannot stand watching her in that movie at any costs!
Piffle. Strikers tend to actually *have* asses, and among the strippers I have known over the years (I went art school with a bunch of riot grrls, okay?) a little extra butt was considered a good thing. Those ladies did not say no to lasagna.
And it isn’t really stripper butt without some Lindsay Lohan style bruises, ripped stockings, needle marks, and a horrifying tattoo of a strung out tweetie bird, all balanced out by the stomach bloat from all that vodka and cheap champagne.
If someone told me I had the butt of a stripper, I would cry all day.
I must admit I got a giggle from your post! Strikers have butts….well, sure they do. They walk back and forth carrying those heavy signs! Nothing hotter than checking out the haunches of a striking Teamster! Sorry….I have a case of the sillies right now!
I don’t know who is worse about ageing, Gwyneth or Courtney Cox.
nice legs, but such a cold lady!
Right?! Those legs are very, very, VERY toned and pretty.
You know, since it seems that icy temperatures help toning skin and muscles, I think by now she can pretty much just stare at her legs with cold rage and turn them into skinny little twigs.
The thing with Gwyneth though is she, at least, hasn’t turned her legs into skinny little twigs! I think her legs look great. I am sure she could “laser-eye” them into submission if they get outta hand!
LOL stare at her legs with a cold rage
Chicken legs. Total chicken legs. Charlize and Cameron have the best legs on the business. No way Gwyneth beats them
and very pigeon toed – when she stands like that in a short dress, it looks like something’s stuck up her backside.
You think they look nice?
The first thing that stuck out for me in the pictures is how atrophied her legs look. They’re nice and long but I see no muscle tone there. IMO she looks sickly. She’s too thin and she doesn’t have the hair of a person with a healthy diet.
She looks awesome
This broad obviously thinks she’s the hottest thing walking but whatever negligible attractiveness she has is quite offset by her unbearable personality. It makes her as ugly as sin.
There’s not a lot of humble in that humblebrag…
Isn’t it amazing how it’s always her friends insisting she’s amazing? She has totally become the overcompensating self-lauding Mrs. Elton from her own movie Emma:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO2-9VWwiUI
I said the same thing on an earlier post! No acting was involved in Emma! Gwyneth is Emma! Emma is Gwyneth! Meddlesome, oblivious, overbearing, insensitive, narcissistic.
That’s exactly what I thought!
She seems to compliment herself through other people, like saying “I’m told I have good skin” and stuff like that. Ugh.
I agree- where’s the humble?
She has no ass at all or boobs or even a nice body. Goop has the body of olive oil from popeye a stick. I do not envy goops stick body at all. The body I do envy is sophia vergaras shes got nice boobs and a nice butt. I would never pay tracy to turn my body into that eww.
And I so not trust Tracy’s fitness concept. Yoga and Pilates to get a fit body with 40? Doesn’t work. She’s at least dieting to the max.
Don’t agree. Pilates is amazing and is great at targeting all those hard to reach muscles. I’m doing it now, and my trainer is busting my ass. One week in and I am already seeing results.
None of this will do any lasting good without cardio and a sensible diet though. And doing it everyday is *terrible* for the body– you have to let your muscles recover. Three times a week, tops. I do Pilates twice a week, a ballet barre workout once a week, and I run. Diet is sensible, but I do not deprive myself. Today is blueberry pancake day.
Agree with Crumpets about Pilates. It does produce amazing results for the amount of effort, especially mixed with running (or elliptical) and yoga. Diet is still most important, especially if you want to cut body fat, and genetics play a big part as well, but the right kind of exercise done consistently makes up for more than a few indulgences every month.
Let me be clearer 🙂
I think yoga and pilates can be effective (let alone that it’s really great for your mind and to relax and stuff) if you have a good trainer. But all these starlets brag about doing just yoga or pilates and it’s most of the time bullshit. Plus you get better or equal results doing running or workouts with weights. Tracy Anderson for example said she’s against cardio and that’s in my opinion stupid. She has no idea what she’s doing and Goop and her have a eating disorder, that’s for sure.
What they teach seems risky and unhealthy.
+1000 to everything you wrote; Goop has no butt whatsoever.
Don’t forget, she smokes. That’s cheating to stay thin and never healthy. So who does she think she is to be the spokeswoman on healthy living. That’s like Lohan lecturing not to do drugs!
And Michael k posted a great picture on dlisted to discuss this most recent humblebrag
Does she really still smoke? I haven’t seen her smoking. Seems to go against all of her extreme healthy stuff.
When I read the headline, I thought “What butt?” What kind of strippers would a friend of hers have even seen outside of the movies? The ones I’ve seen/met have a little more to shake and shimmy than that. Why, I think someone might finally beat out Pippa for the title of Most Over-rated Ass.
This. Though I don’t “envy” anyone’s body, but I could look at Vergera all day. I look at Gwyneth and — her body is a taller version of mine when I was 10, except her skin isn’t very good.
And strippers actually have butts. Gwyneth has a washboard back there, straight from her neck to her ankles. I would not criticize if she weren’t blowing smoke about it. Besides, it’s her personality that’s the truly hideous thing.
She actually has an ass – a nice small but well defined one. For a case of washboard butt see Lindsay Lohan or Kei$ha or Tara Reid – now *that* is what I’d call no ass. I wouldn’t call her flat chested either, those are B-cups there. I think she’s a great example of slim and toned whilst still having plenty of shape and not looking sticky. Some may prefer bigger boobs and butt but it’s hard not to admit GP is in great shape, for 40, 22, or any age.
I can give her credit for working so much on her body; it’s just that I find her kind of sad. Live a little woman!
Repeating a complement someone gave you is very irksome to me. I know women who do this, it’s no different than outright bragging. She is so obsessed with physicality!
She’s never met a mirror she doesn’t love.
Lol yes, my favourite is that old standby “People say I look like (insert name of good looking famous person), but I don’t believe it.”
Her butt is probably more like an eleven year old boy’s but that isn’t quite the same compliment now is it?
Nice legs, she does look right fit…stripper butt thats just gross!
Hahaha when I think of strikers now Goopster will pop into mind. She does have great legs. I’m envious
all that effort with the dress and the shoes and from the neck up she looks like the little match girl. her hair always looks like she overslept and it could use an overnight moisture mask and she really really needs some mascara. some people, like me and gwyneth, look like mole people without mascara.
Ditto the mascara. I’m a redhead and have see through lashes. I look horrid without any.
She is really pretty, but soooo annoying.
Skinny does not equal pretty. She is average at best.
I meant her face. I like her face, especially when she smiles.
As for the body, it’s ok, but she’s no Christina Hendricks.
Next week she will be selling her 22 year old ass on goop
I’d like to interject and ask… How do we know her dear friend’s “butt of a 22 yr old stripper” was in fact, a compliment?
I can easily imagine said “stripper’s butt” could look rather nasty, bruised and a bit flabby. I pose that all strippers’ butts are not created equal. I portend that her friend was offering a veiled insult!
PS I used fancy speak since this is Goop we are speaking of. She and her friends are so above us with their knowledge of “22 year old stripper butts” and all.
I too am wondering if that was a veiled insult.
My thoughts exactly. Being compared to a stripper, is not any sort of compliment in my book.
Why didn’t her friend say a models butt or Playboy centerfold’s butt? The stripper comment was not even close to a compliment. She is just too up her own ass to notice.
I thought about it as well. It was either an insult or her friend is the same as Goop, meaning that she is above knowing how real strippers look like and based her comment on the way strippers (and prostitutes) look in movies – almost always incredibly hot, fit and young.
I have to disagree I do pole dancing for fitness and pole dancing is pretty hard physically your climbing, spinning and going upside down its can be pretty physically demanding.Pole dancers tend to have pretty tones bodies except for the bruises. However what arse Gwyen I can’t see one?!
Pole dancing for fitness and health or just neon/sparkly pole dancers in clubs are very different than strippers who walk around the club looking to give ‘special’ champagne dances to clueless drunks. JMO
There is serious pole dancing, and then there is working in a strip club. The two can intersect, but often don’t. Dancers make their money in the champagne room, not on the pole.
All this said. I’d like to avoid easy stripper-bashing. I know women who have done this for a living, and it’s tough out there.
Does she still smoke? I thought she quit when her father was sick… She can’t still smoke and then talk about her crazy diet being so healthy, can she?
Her legs look great, but she has a flat butt. If she is still smoking, she needs to STFU about healthy living, because few things are worse for you than smoking.
She really needs some conditioner and a good moisturizer her body is fit but her hair and face look so dry…and the shoes are horrid!
Once again, I can’t hate on her. She looks fit and athletic to me, her legs are insane. Goodness knows exactly how she’s managing it but I don’t think it’s necessarily any worse or better than what half of the women in Hollywood are doing to try to keep themselves in the game. And at least she doesn’t look like a bobblehead.
+1
If anything, I respect her for getting great results and looking healthy.
yep, it seems folks love to hate her but she looks great! I’d be happy to look like her, tho’ I’m perfectly happy with my petite body.
She looks healthy, but she’s not healthy.
Yeah, I’ve noticed she seems to be very good with keeping her weight stable, she never goes to crazy extremes.
She’s fit and I won’t take that away from her. But did I misread this or did she actually claim to be a runner? Because those legs, particularly those calf muscles, aren’t indicative of a regular running regime.
How do you figure?
poor chris martin…I’ll bet the furnace kicks on when those legs open
Oh my goodness. I was trying to think of something nice to say about Goop but I like your comment too much. Brilliant.
Gwen, you are an Actor. Act like you have some humility & sense of humor about yourself, please. That’s the kind of sh*t you share with your girlfriends or your man or your shrink/trainer. STFU & let the goods speak for themselves, otherwise you just seem very uptight & insecure. I’ve always (sort of) liked you, but you’re making it very difficult to keep doing so.
“An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him, he ain’t listening.”
I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist 😀
@Beatriz, great quote! She always refers to herself as an acTOR & it aggravates me to no end. She isn’t the only one of course, and she is good, but I wish she would just keep her mouth shut.
Her legs are rockin, no doubt. But as everyone else has said, she is in a universe of her own. The clothing, the cookbook, her “perspective” on how we should live our lives. Everything she’s bringing to us simpleton is so condescending, that it’s insulting. She must be a hoot to live with.
I have decided that half of the awkwardness of Tracy’s posing is an attempt to give herself a neck.
Lol, you’re right.
She is truly nauseating. Her legs are great but nothing else is enviable on her.
Lol from the back in that white outfit she looks like a boy
Can’t wait for some stripper butt action in Iron Man 3
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba181e5883b6a93af06335026a128fcb/tumblr_mkw00av8MB1r8epeuo1_500.jpg
The first shot of her with the white capris looks like an 88 year old woman playing golf in Miami–no butt at all!
What butt?
Do 22 year old stripper have flat asses?
I didn’t know strippers had flat pancake asses, learn something new every day!
I didn’t know strippers had flat pancake rears, learn something new every day!
i imagine a lot of 22 yr old strippers are soft and bruised like lindsey lohan
So is she hanging out with 22 year old strippers, is that how she’s able to compare? How D list.
I think her ridiculous comments and cookbook, and laughable clothing promotions etc, are very purposefully meant to enrage the public. I believe she does very much care about her public image, and she came from a time when celebrities were put up on a pedestal and false images were easily manufactured and maintained. She came to enjoy these priveleges, and fast-forward to today,
(Sorry)
… today we commoners are able to freely opine for all to see. She is so much like the “Emperor without any Clothing”, just a subject of ridicule. Her massive ego of course will not allow her to see this as her own doing. She still is very much Daddy’s little girl, and very much still perched atop her own self-created and delusional pedestal.
“But sure, I’ll buy that Goop has the ass of a 22-year-old stripper. Too bad she has the vitamin deficiency of a 88-year-old with osteoarthritis.”
Hahahahaha
Btw, both Goop and Tracy have terrible posture-Gwyn is slouchy and Tracy’s head usually juts forward–that doesn’t suggest great upper body strength
I think she meant to say osteoporosis – brittle bone disease/low bone density
ha ha ha…did this A LISTER say she had a nice ass?? really. yes and so does Jennifer Lawerence….and the rest of bubble assed Latina and Black women out there.
(yes, white people I was being serious about Latina and black women)
Example of her mile high ego, it was ONLY after her hubby and kids got papped red-handed sneaking unhealthy snacks (walking down a sidewalk, no less!), that she immediately announced to the commoners at large; that her family does indeed eat peasant foods. And did she not backtrack and downplay her own strict dietary regimen, stating that she only follows it a few days a month? Proof that she very much cares what people think of her and is an insecure fraud and control freak.
HA! Chris Martin doesn’t sneak around with other women, just snacks, preferably granola bars and Doritos are his type.
Twinkie lolitas!
Twinkie lolita!
Bless her heart!
…miss the stripper’s foot?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2304344/Leggy-Gwyneth-Paltrow-shows-perfect-figure-pair-killer-heels–shouldnt-taken-label-first.html
Oh… oh. It’s a little like Christmas came early, isn’t it? I don’t hate Goop but this is exactly the kind of thing that makes my day. Thanks for the link.
sit your 22yearoldstripperass down & just STFU. ugh one thing I have come to realize Gwynnerh I thought a long time ago I liked you then you became indifferent to me then you started to become gwynsufferable now I know I only liked you in the beginning by proxy of your mom who I love. I guess i never liked you at all and I can’t really say any of your movies are on my DvD shelf. oops just lied the talented mr. Ripley-great movie but you are a member of an awesome cast in that movie it not what I consider a gwyn movie.
one more thing then I will take my own advice and STFU so by paying kimK a compliment you now know she’s gonna BFF you right!?!
Another embarrassment to females everywhere. I just read an article about her new cookbook, somebody figured out a day’s menu would cost about $300. She lives in another universe.
I think Gwyneth has great legs & a very good figure.
Surprised that Tracy looks sooo rough! Bad implants, too tan, bad hair color – classic example of the “rode hard & put away wet” look.
I’ve seen some pretty gross stripper butts, so that means nothing to me.
I don’t think she was directly defending Kim, more so Tracy Anderson, since Tracy is now working with Kim.
First of all, I don’t think she has ANY butt at all and secondly, about her skin care products, goodness, has anyone seen untouched photographs of hers? Her skin was rather leathery with deep lines, very Pippa Middletonesque… Cate Blanchett, now hers is so clear and luminous, should come up with her own skincare line and won that Oscar too that year for Elizabeth, not Gwyn.
P.S: And btw, her character in Iron Man is so annoying, I actually fast forward every time she shows up.
Paltrow’s skin looks absolutely parched, almost painful. She’s only 40. And according to her Wiki page, TA is just 38.
Like, whoa.
to look that good takes ALOT of exercise, plus she has good genes and height on her side. well i respect anyone who is that disciplined, speaking through MY experience as personal trainer, one cannot keep that level up forever. The body just isn’t meant to do so much, each day. Eventually, the adrenals give out and towards menopause, hormones can wreak a bit of havoc. so, she should enjoy it while she can, and maybe realize, that the perfection of youth is temporary and there’s more to her than a nice butt. She is actually hurting herself in the long run by doing so much, and a good trainer would be advising her wisely about moderation to protect those precious adrenals.
I can’t see how that can be a compliment and I would never say that out loud anyway. And why a 22yo and not a 21 or 23yo? Then she says she “sobs” before exercising? That’s not a good way to promote a product, the method is ultimetly a product. Exercise is good for you. I don’t like it when people say it’s punishing etc. but that’s just me. What the heck. Why doesn’t she shut up for once. She has no filter, sounds desilusional. The sad thing is she thinks she’s cool. But she’s not. She may “cater” for people with loads of money, but her words are for all to see. I would feel a bit, if only a bit embarrassed if I were her.
That purple dress is good for her. It downplays her lack of a waist and shows off her best asset, her legs. I gotta give credit for the legs. I’d kill for mine to look shapely like that!
Goop is always talking about her incredible transformation, but (with the exception of pregnancy) she never really looks that different to me.
I must not scrutinize every inch of her body the way she does. What fun that must be to live with.
lol so much butthurt over woman retelling harmless joke her friend has made
its not retelling a joke its retelling compliments
and the word isnt butthurt its irritation
you find me one person in this world who wouldnt be annoyed by someone constantly mentioning what past complimments someone else gave them
its like trying to suggest to someone why they should adore you
disgusting
I read an article about Tracy Anderson many years ago. From what I can tell the basis of her fitness routines is to jump around for an hour and a half a day, 5 days a week, then do 150 reps when working on target areas. Then, only eat 800-900 calories a day. On the weekend you can eat chocolate frosting out of the can for a treat. If I recall Tracy was eating oreos dipped in canned frosting during the interview. Healthy!
The face is another story ……
She’s an a**hole but she has *great* legs.
If you’re exercising to the point of sobbing every day when you are already thin and (I guess) healthy, and obsessing over food and constant cleanses, it’s time to get professional help.
I know, right? We only have 1 life and while it’s nice to spend it in shape and looking good, it’s ridiculous to spend it tormenting ourselves over getting our asses 1/4 inch higher.
Ok. She’s thin. So what.
Paltrow’s entire life is vanity. It’s really sad. She could do anything she wanted with her life, and instead, she obsesses over what she eats and how she looks. There is nothing else there.
I see-saw between hating her — think of all the good she could be doing instead — and pitying her — her life and soul are completely empty.
Well said. Can’t help but feel if someone continually has to promote how happy, blessed and thin they are…they’re hiding or running from something. If she was truly happy she wouldn’t feel the need to tell us all about it.
It must be mentally exhausting to be Goop.
I think hitting 40 in Hollywood has done a number on her. Her obsessions have come to the forefront.
Dramatic much? “Her life and soul are empty.”. She has two children that she is a hands-on mom with, is acting and a wife. She may be shallow and elitist,, but I will save the empty soul calling to Casey Anthony
She has an unchecked sense of self IMO. Her denial thankfully doesn’t lead her to the same path as a Lohan. Neither does she compare however to Tilda Swinton or Cate Blanchett in the realm of fascinating people. She simply volunteers too much.
She has great legs.
I still like her fashion choices.
Those shoes though….
Tracey A has said she’s against certain types of cardio (the repetitive kind, like running). Her workouts include an hour of dance cardio and lots of weight-bearing muscle work.
Gwyneth said she did Pilates and yoga before Tracey, and she didn’t get the results she wanted. The TA workout is pretty good, TA’s “diet” advice is insane, and I would never want to look like TA. Her bulimia cheeks are horrible.
At her still younger age, working at it will do good. But once she hits mid 40s it starts to go downhill and she won’t be able to do a thing about it. She’s obviously very insecure/vain about her looks, so I think she’s going to take a huge fall when she hits mid 40s. Menopause will begin, the weight goes on, skin begins to sag and you have to work twice as hard to maintain with less results. Her skin isn’t good now, quite lined already and sagging around her eyes, so she’s already going downhill. It’s going to be a shocker for her.
You think she’s fun now, try her in five to 10 years, she’ll be a mess.
Really? I think she’s aged very well, if anything she looks better than she did in her 20’s. Slightly lined skin, but she doesn’t have the benefit of having naturally thick olive skin, so that’s hard to avoid. Her skin could certainly look much much worse.
C’mon you guys! She didn’t even say it… her friend said it.
**sarcasm**
Somebody should have told her those shoes look godawful with that jumper.
22 year old butt? How did her friend even came up with that number? Is there a cut-off age where our bums are considered old? Why not 21 (too young and unrealistic???) or 23 (sounds already “old”?)? If you are going to kiss-arse, why not go for 18 year old butt, 22 sounds unsure.
How does YOUR ROYAL FLATNESS, now how a 22 year old stripper ARSE feels like?She been to the stripclub lately?Must be the fake company she keeps…Ohw now she has friends,hahahahahaHAHA>She dreams of it, a real friend.
Pretty sure she quit smoking a long time ago. That said, i find her “I’ve been told i have great skin” “Then my friend said i have” etc etc infuriating. It doesn’t make ut less bragging if you’re quoting someone else!
Heehee… In that white thing she looks like the apprentice (female) house painter doing work on my house right now. The girl is 17 and scoffs everything I put in front of her, telling me she’s desperate to gain weight, so she can have a shapely arse like her sister. Paltrow is nothing to write home bout.
I love Gwyneth. I like her fashions and I like her, but why so much hate from other people?
because not everyone likes her
What I’m really upset about are those dresses her and Tracy are wearing.
(Sidenote: That’s Tracy Anderson?? I see stories about her but I never bother to click on any articles bc they usually sound over the top & I don’t care that much. But, whoa, some how I expected her to be…More. she looks a little rough for my taste, I doubt I’d take tips on anything from her.]
Back to those dresses-
I love them! Those are usually my go-to outfits with a little sweater over and they really accentuate my shape. I’m sure the ones they are wearing are pretty expensive, but somehow they both make them look cheap.
I hope they don’t become a thing now bc then I’d have to stop bein lazy about work outfits & find something else! (I’m a creature of comfort dammit!!!)
The NY Times did a big story about the phenom of “Hatha-Haters” but I actually think Anne is beloved in comparison to Gwyn. She’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Only confidence and self-respect do not come from having the butt of a 22-year-old stripper. Sadly and obviously, the former still escape GP.
any 22 year old stripper with an ass like Goopeths would go home broke and hungry because douche bags in the club want to make it rain on a BIG BOO TAY
and Gwyneth you deluded pompous twit, you do not have a BOOTAY, your butt is a speed bump at best, as flat as your chest as skrawny and malnurished as the rest of you.
Yeah, when I think of strippers, I always think of skinny bitches eating organic yogurt. Here’s the thing…poor lil Gwynnie is just not that bright. Despite her obsession with herself, she hasn’t one iota of introspection into who she really is or how she comes off to the general public. She grew up privileged like the Kate Hudsons and Stella McCartneys of the world…just plain-looking girls with no special talents who used their family connections to gain their undeserved success. But I guess in the end, she does contribute something to my life…I get quite a kick out of trashing her. Thanks, Gwynnie.
I hate to rain on her parade, but w/out clothes to hide it, this is what it really looks like http://www.zimbio.com/Gwyneth+Paltrow/articles/M9CvEqR29AI/Gwyneth+Paltrow+Strikes+Red+Bikini+Porto+Cervo and please don’t tell me how great this is for a 40 year old woman. I’m 44 and my arse is 10 times better than this. These photos are from last year – she was already with Traci Anderson. What really cracks me up is she knew the paps were there and this was pretty much a pose for a what she thought would be a great a$$ shot. I’ll be she was humbled when she saw this and vowed to never be shot again w/out that thing covered up.