Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan and her “date” Charlie Sheen at last night’s premiere of Scary Movie 5 in LA. LL wore a little black dress that wasn’t awful and she let Charlie grope her on the red carpet (and probably off the carpet too). I didn’t want to scare it away, but I noticed something weird earlier this week in the video of Lindsay’s Letterman interview: does anyone else think she might have eased back on the lip injections to her upper lip? It doesn’t look so gross and puffy in these photos. But! I think she’s injecting more crap into the lower lip. Whatever.
Charlie and LL were always going to go to the premiere as “dates” – it was announced last week I think. I do find it funny that Lindsay was a cracked-out disaster while filming her part in Scary Movie 5 (I think she filmed for like three days or something), and now she’s rolling up to the premiere like she’s THE STAR. Like this is her big comeback role or something. Charlie was recently on The Tonight Show and he talked about what a disaster she was while filming Anger Management too – go here to read about that.
What else is there to say about Lohan at this point? We’ll less than a month away from her mandatory, court-ordered rehab but she’s still got time to go to Coachella. I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of photos of her looking cracked-out at Coachella, but to be fair to her, everybody looks pretty crackie at Coachella.
We’ve also discovered where Lohan will be going to rehab – it’s a place called the Seafield Center in Westhampton. Yes, Lohan managed to get court-ordered rehab in the Hamptons. Over the summer months. I can’t. According to TMZ, Seafield is not a lockdown facility, but if Lohan walks out, her judge and the prosecutors will be notified. There are 24-hour guards and heavy surveillance – which should be good in case Lindsay literally tries to break her way out of rehab. What else? The rehab costs $4,025 a week, so her 90 day stay will cost $51,750. Oh, and she won’t be able to smoke, or use her cell phone. And she has to dress appropriately. Mark Heller (her dumb lawyer) claims that Seafield isn’t for sure, but I think TMZ is getting this straight from Lohan. Here’s one last fun fact: Michael Lohan went to the same rehab in 1989. He got sober for a hot minute and then went back to coke & booze party times.
Photos courtesy of FayesVision/WENN.com.
Lindsay look into the soulless eyes of the man beside you. This is your future.
+1000
hahahaha soo true….also what the hell is up with her hair it looks horrid
Future? Really? Charlie is a mess for sure, but last I heard he is still a successful professional, is well-loved by cast and crew, hasn’t run over any babies in strollers etc etc etc. I could go on all day. Charlie is many things. On lieho’s level, he is not.
There were numerous rumors of Sheen going on coke benders in Vegas and not showing up for work on the set of 2 1/2 Men (of course his rep denied it).
Sheen has trashed several hotel rooms and was accused of grabbing the throat of one of the many prostitutes he’s screwed, he pled guilty to misdemeanor assault charges on his ex-wife, whom he has reportedly threatened to kill.
This on top of his numerous public melt-downs and coked-out appearances.
So yeah, I would say these two are pretty f*cking comparable.
PS-Being a “successful professional” does not mean you’re a successful PERSON–or maybe that depends on how one defines ‘success’. Just because Charlie Sheen can hold down a job doesn’t mean he’s a good dude.
And Charlie steals jewelry from shops and in homes of party hosts and furs from coat checks, drives drunk repeatedly and lies and skates, runs over chefs with his car, punches other patrons in clubs, attacks workers inrehabs and lies, is charged for crimes in courts and repeatedly lies and skates, sells his body to wealthy foreigners, paints FU on his fingernail for the court, shows up late or not at all for EVERY production outraging and cast, crew and producers, has no money due to the fact that he is virtually uninsurable and noone will hire him, trashes trailers and clogs toilets, steals from sets, puts no effort forth on a project, can’t act for sh*t, thinks everyone owes him, does’nt respect other’s time, throws tantrums regularly, has no career to speak of, unprofessional and on and on. Sure, I guess I missed all that in the news about Mr Sheen.
@Originalkitty, I also clarified that “Charlie is many things and mess for sure”. Did you miss that part or not understand??? Where did I say he is a “successful person”?
Where did I say that you said that he was a successful person?
Seriously, I hope we can form better arguments than that^.
When you’re comparing banging prostitutes to stealing jewelry–well maybe we can concede that both are pretty terrible human beings (or maybe you just disagree?).
It wasn’t a personal attack and I’m not sure why you seem to have taken it that way–I was simply stating that they’re both pretty awful people—not trying to make it into a competition of who’s worse–they suck equally to me.
If you like Sheen, it’s all good. My point was simply to back up the original comment that was made and FTR, Sheen is a mediocre actor at best and 2 1/2 Men was (and still is) a sh*tty, uninspired, misogynistic show that was designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Just my opinion as I am free to have, just like you are.
Your response is one of ridiculous assumptions, backtracking on your comments, and transparent misanthropy.
Nope, Renee. It’s called a simple and to-the-point argument without personal attacks, full of FACTS, not assumptions. You should try it sometime.
…and I’m not backtracking on sh*t–I OWN everything I said here. Again, you should try it and see if that works for you. You know, instead of wasting your time defending an asshole.
Word!
definitely disagree, considering his history of domestic violence. I actually don’t even think they are all that comparable.
Do you really think she has a future?
The guy did shoot Kelly Preston in the leg!! That’s some crazy shit right there. His treatment of women is disgusting not to mention going on twitter rants against a school!
Only thing scarier than the movie was the pairing of those two in the audience! Wowza…why do I think they partied hard afterwards?
Plenty of nose candy for everyone!!!
I have to say this…
I HATE when people say ” Look at those eyes” “whatever person” is souless. Everybody has a soul. That’s if you believe in that kind of stuff. I don’t necessarily but whatever it still bothers me. If you believe in someone having a soul then you should believe Charlie has a soul, right? Right.
Awful shoes and she looks almost good (her lips)
what is with cage booties? Am I too old to be cool now? Was I always too old to be cool? Is asking about being cool not cool? crap.
Either way I hate this trend the way I hated jean jackets in the 90s.
Shoes are bad!
I think booties in general are kind of awful–they make anyone who doesn’t have total stick legs look like they have cankles! Unflattering on almost everyone IMHO…
@ Bangbang, ITA 100%!
Can we add those god awful gladiator sandals and anything resembling these:
http://www.dollswimwear.com/chestnut-brown-cosette-fringe-open-toe-wedge-sandals.html?gclid=CLjpyoq0xbYCFYtT4AodMlMAYA
I don’t get it either. If that’s old, I’m fine with it.
Add open-toe boots/booties to the ban list too, please.
Hoof nets!!!
Maybe she should get with Charlie Sheen, she looks about the same age.
Those cracked out, soulless eyes – I can never get over them.
My favorite story is the liquor store owner located next to rehab is offering her a 20% discount.
Go Straight to Jail, Do not pass Go.
Her lips look completely crazy to me. Both of them.
How proud must Michael Lohan be? His daughter is following right in his footsteps.
What is with the ” wink pose”. If its not that than she is blowing kisses. Her bottom lip looks bigger & she must me taking more adderall because her double chin is looking smaller. Maybe she got her chin fat injected into her bottom lip??? 💋
I HATE her kissy face! She looks so silly when she does that!
Do not like this look at all. Dress needs to be shorter or something….
Charlie Sheen looks old and decrepit. Who is going to pay Lindsey’s rehab center’s fees? Lindsey’s irises have dark spots in them. Is that normal to have spots on the iris of your eyes?
Um, that would be the taxpayers of California.
Are you sure about that? I know it’s court ordered but typically when people are made to go to rehab or any kind of treament as punishment they have to pay for it. Remember when she tried to get out of court ordered therapy because she said she couldn’t afford it?
apsutter is right; Lindsay’s on the hook for her own rehab bill. And I’m sure they’ll be right after “Shawn Holley” on her “To Pay NAO I Mean It!!!1!” list.
I hate those shoes.
It never looks good to cut the line of your leg/foot off right at the ankle. Ugly.
I have a stupid question – if I person stops doing those lip injections or Botox or whatever treatment like that, does it go back to looking normal? Or is it permanently different and need to be maintained only with continued treatment?
It goes back to normal, unless you have injected a permanent filler.
Botox generally goes back to normal. Lip injections stretch out the skin, so when it’s empty again, it can appear deflated. They can be hard to stop if you’ve done them over time. It’s like loose skin after weight loss.
It stays after a while . I got my lips done three times with fillers and the first two times they went down after a couple of months . The third time , they stayed the same and its been years . Mine look natural and I get compliments on them all of the time . I think lindsay way overdid it and they didnt go back to normal . They probably cant
If there were ever two people that were ment for each other, it would be these two.
I agree! I bet they’re already riding the hobby horse.
I’ve seen those dark spots in other eyes too. I think it’s normal. Her and Charlie actually
Look good together haha
she looks kind of alright here lol
but then i noticed her armpit… it looks weird! is there a scar? hmm
oh well, dont like her shoes, but that hair style compliments her face 🙂
Maybe. I think around 18 or even before she got a boob job.
Could there be a sleazier, creepier couple than this? And why is his hand hovering near her breast? Disgusting.
Dear god, she could at least wear a spanx to hide that beer-tummy.. and that double chin..yuck.
That second picture down is going to give me nightmares. Yeesh.
She actually reminds me a lot of a good friend of my mom’s (who has about 30 years on her)…beautiful woman until she started injecting motor oil into her face. I’m sure in Lindsay’s case the drugs and booze aren’t helping, either.
What is going on with the “hair”?
What? They’re the premium extensions Walgreens has to offer!
xD
It’s sad when this is considered someone looking “good.”
She’s channeling Agnes Morehead more and more every day. And getting groped by Charlie Sheen is THE THING, ladies!! Honestly though don’t think he’d bed her, even Charlie does’nt want her diseases. And his hookers don’t look like emaciated 50 yr olds.
I bet she smells like a club ashtray on Sunday morning and stale old baked beans.
She looks like scurvy. That dress might look good on someone else, but not her wasted body. The wink is downright creepy.
That wink is the stuff of nightmares!
Lieho, PUT your arm IN you slovenly TW*T. Truck stop hookers are more graceful and composed by comparison.
I like the braids but she should have smoothed out the rest. And those shoes are God-awful. Hot mess.
Awful duck lips, and the cheek implants have still aged and hardened her. You get used to seeing her with that face, and then someone posts an older photo of her from a couple of years ago and the difference is dramatic without her big apple cheeks. She looked younger.
gross
I’m no Lohan fan, but she actually looks less bloated and more together in these pictures. It still amazes me how she can look so bloated and wasted in some photos and then, miraculously, seemingly look decent just days later. Granted, much of it can likely be attributed to good makeup and her still youthful body’s ability to bounce back, but, in all seriousness, her trout mouth, glazed-over eyes, and puffy presence have me always thinking that she is at the point of no return.
on the bright side… looks like Ali is still alive 🙂
I think that’s her in back here:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/49551/images/spl524291_002.jpg
Good spotting!!! Ali must be in between ” modelling” gigs, wink, wink
What the hell is Ali wearing?
I always thought that kid had ZERO STYLE SENSE, and the bangs were not a good idea for her face either. But in that last pic from the airport – I think this sums up Ali’s whole existence, i.e. wearing all the LieHo’s hand me downs no matter how ugly and unflattering they are.
Whatever they are – leggings?, jeggings? (brrrgh, the thought!), fricking paint-on pants? – she should have been refused entry into the country in those.
FUG, fug, fug!!!
I think she looks relatively good here. there, I said it. Poor girl has substance abuse problems. I feel badly for her, it’s a disease.
Yes, she does look slightly better than usual. It is very sad, I loved seeing her on the red carpet about 10 years ago. She used to wear all these beautiful dresses by Valentino, Alexander McQueen, Zac Posen…
@ ‘Poor girl has substance abuse problems. I feel badly for her, it’s a disease. ‘
NO IT IS NOT A DISEASE!
Cancer is a disease, Diabetes is a disease, MS is a disease.
The sh!t that ruins your life each day a little more, without any hope for reprieve or salvation, without you ever having done anything to cause it and with nothing you can do to make it go away.
That is a disease.
Addiction is NOT a disease. It is a CHOICE. It is a spoiled, selfish (and sometimes despeate) people’s quick and dirty ‘fix’ for all the life’s problems, it is the way to avoid the hardships, self-doubt and accountability.
It is what they choose to do, not what happens to them.
I’d much rather my 7yo nephew had an addiction than cancer. I’d much rather my mother had addiction issues than diabetes. Those are diseased, and those are people who deserve empathy and support. I’d much rather have ‘substance abuse problems’ than permanent damage to the spinal cord and living in the hell of excruciating pain every single day. Because then, one of these days I might decide to change my life and stop substance abuse. I might kick my addiction off, and start fixing my life, and eventually go back to being healthy and clean.
No matter how much I wish it were possible, no matter how much I try to make it happen, my spinal cord will never regenerate, and I will be stuck in the hell of pain forever. That’s disease.
Selfish, entitled a$$holes who choose to destroy their lives, and damage everyone else close to them by making them suffer along, deserve a helping hand, deserve encouragement and support in trying to get out of it. But they do not get my empathy or unlimited good will.
Addiction is a CHOICE, just like getting out of it is a CHOICE.
Sorry to the rant, but there are 2 things in this world that piss me off like no other- calling addiction a disease is one, calling yourself a ‘divorce survivor’ is the other.
She looks good… for her.
Well…………
She is such a loser. TMZ says she was 45 minutes late for the premier. If she loves working as much as she says she does — then maybe she should try to be professional and courteous and show up on time (and quit stealing from the set). When will she learn that shitty behavior isn’t cool?
who is going to pay the rehab fee? sorry I am not from US. It’s quite a lot of money for seasonal criminal like her to pay
If not CA taxpayers, likely one of her Johns.
Her lips and cheeks are the same color so it makes her mouth to look like it extends all the way to her ears..Reminds me of the Joker.
She’s looking less chipmunk-y. Still wish she’d cut about a foot off of that hair.
Bwahahahaha! Starpulse has a story about how The Cracken arrived late (30 minutes before the screening) because of a dentist appointment.
You know what that means – pain meds!
Where did they get the figure for her rehab? $4,025 daily for 90 days is $362,250. not $51,750. I can’t see her having enough to pay this, unless one of her sugar daddies chips in.
Not daily, monthly.
$4k monthly would be $12k for 90 days. Maybe they mean weekly.
It’s weekly.
I live on Long Island, visited Seafield Center many a time (friends & family were patients). It is far from luxurius inside. Beautiful grounds, though. I think it was a former mansion. Certainly not lock down as we went out to lunch often when visiting. It’s not within walking distance to the party places. Westhampton is all college age kids who can’t afford the pricier Hamptons scene.
Good lord, who did her hair?? That’s one gross, scraggly, unwashed mess of a mop. The dress isn’t too bad until you scroll down to those hideous shoes. She also looks completely wasted… like she’s one vodka shot or pill away from a red carpet face plant.
I thought this article did a bang up job at describing Lohan (and the rest of them). http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/most-unlikable-female-celebrities
What is with that rectangular teeth-gritting thing she’s doing with her mouth lately? (Fourth picture.) If she’s unable to smile naturally anymore, perhaps she should just stick with what she knows: Looking high. (Third picture.)
How could Lindsay and Charlie attend the premier together when Charlie was there long before Lohan (who was 40 min. late) showed up? Charlie was already inside by the time this disrespectful slut arrived then he had to come outside for the photo ops.
http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/lindsay-lohan-mugshot-quiz.html?mid=imdb
thought this might be of interest to LiLo gossip
At some point the Cracken is going to burn all of her bridges, use up all of her favors and alienate everyone. That day must be approaching soon. I don’t understand how the Cracken can continue to behave like this and get away with it.
Are they dating or is she just his booty call while he, her ATM?
she always looks like she needs a shower
i would LOL if charlie got denise richards to babysit her like she did his twins
That dress is cute I like it but it does her shape no favors! LOL!
ok, I’m sad. Watching Freaky Friday with LiLo….man, she was talented..and so cute. Ahhhh, Lindsey! She had the potential to be something….she really did.
Saddddd rant over.
OMG This now makes total sense…I’m quite familiar with Seafield, and how do I say this..well it’s common knowledge that it’s a great place to get drugs, Pills to be specific. Not loving that the cracken is coming to town….ugh
I wonder how much cocaine they shared while they made that piece of crap movie…
In the first picture it looks like she can barely stand up straight
Actually Charlie wasn’t her date, really. But he did stand outside on the Red Carpet waiting for her to show up for 40 long minutes.
I hope she finally gets the help she needs
At least she appears to be wearing a bra.
What is going on with her face?
I think even Charlie sheen has seen that lohan isn’t one of those lovable fk ups . She’s the other kind . Self-entitled , spoiled and thankless .