I don’t watch the Kardashian reality shows and only catch an occasional clip online, but it’s still fairly obvious that in a family full of douches, Scott Disick reigns as King Douche Supreme. I’m not entirely certain whether he “plays” the role as written for him or whether that’s his true personality. He did recently make some awful remarks (which were widely circulated) about Kourtney’s postpartum weight after she gave birth to their second child, Penelope, last year. After he picked on her for weighing 115 pounds, Kourtney insisted that she was trying to lose weight in a healthful, sustainable manner, and Scott responded, “Just do it faster. You’re my piece of machinery.” Nice guy, right?
In light of Kourtney sticking with Scott despite all of his douchey ways, I assumed that if anything, she was desperate for some sort of marriage proposal (after all, they’ve been together for seven years), and he was only interested in getting the milk for free. However, Scott tells Ryan Seacrest that he’s the one who always wanted to marry Kourtney, but she wasn’t interested, so he’s dropped the entire subject. Here are the details:
Call it a modern family. Kourtney Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Scott Disick may have been dating since 2006 and have two young kids together, but that doesn’t mean the reality show couple has any intention of tying the knot.
“I think if it’s not broke, don’t fix it. You know what I mean?” Disick, 29, told Ryan Seacrest during an interview for upcoming special Ryan Seacrest With the Kardashians: An E! News Presentation.
The reality TV couple, who are parents to little Mason, 3, and Penelope, 8 months, have discussed the idea of marriage before, but according to Disick, it was actually Kardashian, 33, who wasn’t so sure she wanted to say “I do.”
“I would say we’re decently happy,” he said of their arrangement. “I feel like I used to want to get married more than she did, and then, being that she was always so not interested, I’ve decided not to be.”
The pair have come under scrutiny for their relationship, and even younger sister Kim, 32, has criticized Kourtney for her lack of affection toward Disick.
On an episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami” last month, the mother-of-two countered that she sees her children as her “first priority.”
“You don’t even want alone time with Scott,” Kim said. “It’s weird.”
“For me, I like doing stuff all together as a family,” Kourtney responded.
“He’s gonna cheat on you and it’ll be your fault … You just don’t put in any effort,” younger sister Kim warned. “You’re going to lose him. No joke. you’re literally going to end up, like, alone.”
In a confessional, Kourtney later admitted that Kim’s words actually hit home. “Just hearing Kim say those words really just freaks me out,” she said. “Not that Scott would ever cheat on me, but I just really don’t want this for my relationship.”
[From Us Weekly]
Well, I think Kourtney has the right idea about not marrying Scott. I mean, if she insists upon sticking with him anyway — don’t marry the dude because it will probably only make him behave like even more of a jerk. Above all, she certainly doesn’t need to be taking any romantic advice from Kim, who doesn’t know the first thing about marriage (obviously, since the last one only lasted 73 days before Kim filed for divorce from Kris Humphries) or relationships. As for Kim’s notion that it’s a woman’s fault if a man cheats? Bitch, please.
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As douchey as Disick seems to be, he does make pretty babies! Mason and Penelope are adorable.
“get the milk for free” funny…if Kourtney actually married him, she’d end up PAYING HIM when they got divorced so…. Its kind of like its free for Kourtney to give him the milk right now.
Yeah I’m inclined to think that money is the top priority when Kardashians decide what to do. She knows he will eventually bail on her and the kids so she’s protecting her assets. Pretty calculated, but considering the family….
She would have to pay him anyway since they’ve been together so long. Doesn’t matter if they have legally married or not. In any case, she’s a dope if she actually thinks he hasn’t already cheated on her. But hey, whatever gets you ratings.
Oh Kaiser, don’t forget – Kim was married for 4 years in her younger days.
Maybe the rules are different in CA, but as far as I know she wouldn’t have to pay him if they broke up. He is just her boyfriend. She would probably pay child support, but she wouldn’t have to directly pay an ex boyfriend.
Nope. CA’s not a “common law” state. We do, however, have “palimony.”
From my understanding, it’s very difficult to enforce monetary compensation from a dissolved common law marriage even in states that do recognize them. I think it has more to do with inheritance, and “next of kin” stuff, taxes…At least that’s what I’ve read anyway. I could be wrong–won’t be the first time!
If she married him though, she definitely would pay when they broke up. Cause he doesn’t make much, does he? I think she’s a very calculating person and realizes the one way to keep him interested is to keep him guessing and chasing. It cracks me up.
If you live together as man and wife for seven years, even without benefit of clergy or state, a common law marriage is established. But not all states recognize common law marriages.
Putting aside that 50 states= 50 different laws, the key part of what you wrote is “as man and wife”. The couple has to live openly as a married couple, not merely as partners. Plus, in California you can also have a legally enforceable “cohabitation agreement” which works just like a prenup just to be absolutely clear about finances between an unmarried couple. I would be surprised if someone like a Kardashian wouldn’t have this in place.
He’s gross and Kim is still and idiot
Oh the irony
They’re In a committed relationship and more married than many married couples, so this isn’t that big of a deal. Although, if marriage is something that Scott really wants, I hope they’ll be able to do something that has the feel and celebration of marriage and a wedding, minus the contract or whatever it is that Kourtney does not want.
I like Scott. He’s an interesting guy, and not douchey, in my opinion.
He shoved a dollar mill in a waiter’s mouth. How is that interesting?
But I have always got the impression that Kourtney and Scott are more coparenting than actually in a relationship. She does not seem to like him at all.
I never said he hasn’t done bad and mean things, cf.
I don’t usually boil people down to one or two actions. Instead, I pay attention to them and what they do and say. This allows me to form an opinion — an opinion that can change, because people change and new information comes out — and my opinion of Scott is that he is an interesting guy. I also know and understand that not everyone shares my opinion, and I’m okay with that.
Trek girl, I wholeheartedly agree with your way of thinking. Not enough of us out there!
I really like Scott too. He’s the reason we watch the show. I think he’s funny as hell.
Yes, because being Kanye’s Pregnancy Barbie has kept him interested. At least Scott and Kourtney don’t need passports to see each other.
I don’t watch the show. I only know what I read here and other sites, but Kim seems to be very nasty towards her sisters.
Kanye’s pregnancy Barbie, lol:)
“No joke. you’re literally going to end up, like, alone.” <– Oh you mean like now?
Seriously, some couples are different. My husband and I rarely show affection in public. We got so tired in HS of seeing couples try to consume one another's being in the hallways between classes that it turned us off to it. I've even had people pull me aside and ask if we were having problems because I wasn't draped all over him.
Maybe Kourtney has erected this emotional wall with her kids inside of it and Scott sitting on said wall. She can push him the fuck off if she felt like or help him down inside occasionally. But he's always there.
What is it about the Kardashian women lying about how much they weigh/clothing size? Kourtney is definitely not fat, but she is not 115lbs!
Umm…yeah she is. She is barely 5 feet tall and super tiny. They even showed her get on a digital scale on TV and it clearly read 114, her “fat weight”.
Kourtney is only 5 feet tall. It’s likely that she really weighs 115 pounds.
She’s super shrimpy, she and Kim take after the Armenian side, they’re like 5″ 0′ and 5″ 2′. They’re built like me, not to tall, plenty of boob and hip, short waisted. It’s a classic middle-eastern girl build. If she weighed like 150 she would look quite fat.
yea, she weighs 114-115. She stood on the digital scale that showed her weight clearly. Kim might lie about her weight, but Kourtney didn’t. I’m 5’3-5’4″ and when I weighed 140, I looked very meaty and chubby. When I got down to 115-118, I looked about like Kourtney’s size (slightly different proportions). I look best around 105. So I doubt she’s lying. She doesn’t seem nearly as vain as Kim.
I’ve got to say I watch their shows every so often and Scott isn’t as bad as people make him out to be. And I remember a couple years ago he had a proposal all set up for Kourtney and she completely blew him off. I don’t know, I don’t want to stereotype him because of how he acts on the show- I think he’s very aware of his role in the family and plays it how he’s told to. He seems to care about his kids and Kourtney so…yeah, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Completely agree. When KH was in the picture, Scott got to play the nice, family guy role so they could portray KH as the douche. Now he’s back to being portrayed that way.
I agree w/everyone’s comments so far xD Their kids are SO cute, Marriage then divorce *would* financially hurt Kourtney more, Scott is playing up a role pretty convincingly (though still might be a creep, who knows), & Kim IS still an idiot who should shove the passport she needs to ever see her child’s father where the sun don’t shine before giving ANYONE marriage advice..
He and Khloe are the only ones I sort of like in that family. Kourtney is very difficult to be with.
It’s really weird. i’ve been watching (admittedly, only) a few episodes of The Kardashians’ reality show, but i haven’t notice any douche attitude coming from him.
I don’t know, how is he a douche? Maybe i missed it.
Well, aside from the weight comment to Kourtney, he did aggressively shove money into the mouth of waiter or maitre d’ of a restaurant. That really stands out in my mind because it was just SO unbelievable.
he has a drinking problem and he was drinking when he did that. i know, not an excuse, but we’ve all done things we regret when drunk. at least i have.
Yeah, being drunk isn’t an excuse for that kind of behavior.
He really isn’t. He does silly things, and more than once, he did drink too much and do some mean things, but in the past two or three years he has really shown that he’s a nice guy.
If you want to see how sweet Scott can be and how much he loves children, watch the episode of Kim and Kourtney do Miami, or whatever it’s called, where Kim tells her sisters that she’s pregnant. His reaction is so heartwarming and genuine — it’s enough to make you almost fall in love with the guy.
Scott is the only thing I like on that show. Kourtney is going to lose him the way she treats him. I live his dry sense of humor in the midst of that Kardashian nuttiness. The way Kourtney insulted his family when staying at their house says it all about how difficult Kourtney is.
Yeah, Kourtney can definitely be rough on him. There have been times where he has done something very nice, but he still got blamed for things and was treated harshly. Sometimes it seems that he can’t win no matter what he does. His relationship with Khloe is fun to watch, though. Khloe, in the midst of not liking him, has actually stuck up for him. That’s pretty cool.
I will say, however, that I love watching Kourtney be a mom. She takes it seriously and seems to really enjoy it. And she does seem to love Scott and make that pretty clear.
It sounds like he’s a pretty decent actor, then 🙂 (Which I much prefer over his being an ass).
I wish they’d just admit how freaking boring & obnoxious their REAL lives are, so it’d stop being called a ‘reality show’, but what it really is, a poorly written soap opera level-melodrama – cast mostly w/non-actors.
The E! executives are desperately grasping at straws sticking out the window of a burning house. Just NOT gonna happen.
@Hakura: I know that a lot of the show is “arranged”, but I mentioned the moment when Kim told Scott and her sisters about being pregnant for a reason: because it’s clearly a moment of genuine happiness and it shows his love of and appreciation for children.
Reality shows like that are “arranged” and set up most of the time, but reality slips in there a lot as well, and that was one of those moments.
Oh Trek Girl, such naïveté, it’s sweet. Scott loves his children but everything on that show is scripted and shot for best effect. EVERYTHING.
@Nina W: you can take your condescension elsewhere, Nina, I know the show is scripted and arranged, but there are times when reality sneaks in.
I brought up the part of the show when Kim told Scott and her sisters about the pregnancy specifically because it was a moment where his love for and appreciation of children was genuine. Thank you for further proving my point by saying that he does, indeed, love his children.
Marriages in the Kardashian family don’t seem to work out well anyway, so they’re probably better off this way.
Kim should be listening to Kourtney. At least Scott has stuck around for 7 years and is a hands on dad to the kids. He didn’t leave his girlfriend to get through the pregnancies by herself. And Kim can hardly talk about relationships her track record is the worst. Scott does come off as douchy but whatever it is it seems to work for them. Kim hired a detective that girl should be keeping an eye on Kanye all the way in Paris who she rarely sees I bet he isn’t going to bed alone everynight and going by her own theory that would be Kim’s fault. She really is an idiot.
am i the only one who thinks BOTH of these babies look exactly like kourtney’s dad – robert kardashian?
the resemblance is uncanny…
As a half middle eastern half-American (European) I have to say those middle eastern genes for hair and eye color are pretty dominant. My skin looks Irish but my hair and eyes, full on Middle East. I have two brothers, one got the darker skin and one the Irish but all three of us have super thick lush brown almost black hair and dark brown eyes. We all had full heads of black hair at birth.
Dunno, but whenever I see his name, i see Scott “Dick”
I completely believe that she was 115 pounds and felt “bigger” (though by no means fat); she’s a little person, about 5 feet I think? One of my aunts is that size, and she says her “happy weight” is around 100 lbs – which, incidentally, doesn’t make her look emaciated or even especially skinny.
I’ve never seen the show, but Scott Disick gives off such a strong American Psycho vibe… but without the humor.
He’s wanted to marry her for years. That’s never been a secret.
yes- but I have to agree with Kourtney
Definitely never got the impression Kourtney was desperate for a proposal. I remember he was going to a couple of years ago and she said she wasn’t interested. I don’t think they need to get married. They’ve been together for seven years, have two adorable kids, are financially stable- why add marriage to the mix? Maybe she’s just not doing it to spite Kris. She got special episodes of KUWTK for Khloe and Kim’s weddings, I bet she’s keen for a hat trick.
I can’t dislike Scott too much. I think he’s hilarious and I’m not going to judge him for anything he’s ‘done’ on the show because I’m sure it’s scripted (like the weight comments. I’m hoping if he thought that he wouldn’t say them in front of the cameras- or actually, ever).
She’s loaded compared to Scott and his always starting a new business. I think that’s the driving reason.
I’m 5 feet tall and dark like Kourtney. Let me just say, I really like her. When I was growing up there was no one who looked like me to admire (on a physical level), only tall blonde women. I realize the Kardashians are not good roll models but it’s nice for darker, curvier, shorter girls to have someone that looks like them that’s famous and that people consider attractive. p.s. she looks 115 pounds to me.
I totally agree! I am also 5 ft with tan complexion and long dark hair. I don’t care for Kim one bit but I have a special place in my heart for Kourtney! I mean its either her or snookie that comes close to compare, yikes omg no.
Now if only I could find a very short (5’1), *extremely* fair (w/dark hair), curvy woman with a nice ass to ‘role model’ in TV. (seriously, it drives me nuts that only black & hispanic women are expected to have a nice behind. Quite a few of us white women do too!)
Their little girl is adorable!
Love advice from Kim? HAHAHA!
Can I just say that Kourtney is the only one with a modicum of fashion sense in this family.
I say Amen to that. She can’t have too much love for Kim since she lets her go out in the Kimye “maternity wear”.
+1
Good for them for not getting married just to do it (cough cough, Kim) for more ratings
I think that he’s totally playing the villian role as his part in the K-family “business.” I don’t think there’s a shread of reality in their “reality” show.
Kourtney must like him fine, because she had a second child with him. And he seems commited to parenting.
I personally believe that Kourtney does not even like Scott anymore but has him around because she accidentally got pregnant with Mason and now is stuck with the baby daddy. I think Kourtney would be a lot happier with another man (and Scott would be too with a different woman). I hope for their own sakes and their kids, they move on from this eventually.
I’ve never seen the show, but I did see Scott on Fashion Police and he was hilarious. I always wondered, though, who would get involved with these sisters. They seem dumb as wood and can only talk about clothes, food, and their looks. Their voices alone would drive me from the room.
Oh these two are just bad as every other KrapTrashian. They simply ARE NOT nice people. Old Kourt did give me a chuckle when she spouted on David Letterman that old Kimbo married Kris H. for love because why else would she marry a nobody? I laughed because before her little sister got peed on and showed it to the world, she too was a “nobody”. Anything she says nice is because it was scripted for her. She and her non-hubby are as phony as a 3 dollar bill.
My mother adores their shows, and since my laptop broke i’ve had to use the house computer instead so i’ve watched a few eps now. And since the hand mirror punching incident. Scott seems fine to me.
If anything Kourtney seems heartless and totally emotion free. Wasn’t there a story on here about how scott proposed in front of their cameras and she freaked out and made them delete the footage while she watched before she left and refused to talk to him.
He seems like a good father. I’m sure i remember something about how she said she would leave him unless he gave her a child he said he wants to be married before he had a child so she said she’d leave him so they had the boy. Then she agreed to marry him if she had another child with him and after the birth of the girl she’s said she doesn’t want to now or something. I think he’s a glorified sperm donor.
Let’s start with the fact that Scott Disick is only there to cash in on his Kardashian association. Be stopped drinking and carousing around, not out of any loyalty to Kourtney, but because she threatened to kick him to the curb. Kourtney, for her part, is a control freak and keeps Scott around simply because he allows her to control him…as long as she keeps him in furs and Bentley’s, he’s happy to be her bitch. She’s not about the marry him and lose her ability to kick him to the curb without financial penalty. Marrying him would give him an equality status she’s not interested in giving him (not that I blame her). Scott wants to get married simpy to lock in his financial future.
I dunno. Scott wouldn’t be the first man who grew up when he got a kid and some responsibilities. It’s pretty common.
But I think his role is a total put-on, so what do I know? They always look happy and “together” in the candid shots of them. the drama is only on TV.
He should never be without facial hair ever again-it way ups his hot factor. And I feel creepy writing that.
You know they both look good here. Normal, simple, not trashy. They should stick to this. Scott looks more handsome here in normal clothes (and just a wee bit like David tennat in the first picture) than he does in that suit. He is/can be a jerk. And the guy aint leaving kourtney because he has no talent or ability of his own. Neither of them do. They aren’t smart, they aren’t, business savy, and they aren’t really hard workers. Just cheap trashy reality stars.
You would be surprised how much work actually goes into that.
Kourtney has stated in the past that she doesnt wanna get married, it was on an episode of KKTM! They are really commited to eachother, so what does it matter
I saw that episode of them in a family therapy session, and I wonder if Kourtney is the way she is about marriage/relationships because of her parents’ marriage and then Kris’s infidelity?
Kourtney seems to really resent Kris, not just for the show’s ratings, but she comes across as having deep anger issues towards her mother. She barely has scenes with Kris and when she does, Kourtney always has this “icy” vibe on. It’s kinda funny how she just shoots Kris down and shuts everyone up with her monotone voice.
She gets on better with Bruce.
That being said, she looks like she loves being a Mom and is a good mother. She looks genuinely happy when she watches Mason run around and play, or when she’s holding Penelope. Mason seems like a good-mannered, well-behaved little boy. Scott seems like a hands-on Dad, too.
Agreed-on that episode I think she said she was so traumatized by her parents’ divorce that it makes her not want to get married. The logic being that marriage can lead to divorce which can lead to a broken up family (like in her childhood), so therefore no marriage = no ruinous divorce = family is stable . Scott’s made it pretty clear he wants to marry her. I actually think she should consider it. Very unusual dynamic. I like their little family.
This is what I like a little about Kourtney, it’s clear she is sick of her mother’s games and manipulation and has no respect for her. In general though I sincerely wish they would just all go away.
Say what you want about Kourtney, but she is a great mom.
I agree with everyone who bashes the Kardashians. BUT when you watch the show and little Mason comes on you know he isn’t acting he loves his mom, dad, and aunts. If they were really as terrible as they play on TV then he wouldn’t be truly happy when he is with them.
With that being said I only like Khloe and Scott for the most part. Scott is funny and he is playing a part. He goes to England and decides he wants to be a Lord, now that was funny.
No, sorry, no. Two year olds are fairly simple creatures who do not judge their parents. I adored my father when I was two and I can assure you he would win no badges as father of the year.
ok, i watch the show. i admit it. scott has a drinking problem and he is still drinking. he was drunk when he shoved the bill in the waiter’s mouth. multiple times, kourtney has been worried about him b/c he’s out drinking but she has him stay away from the house when he’s drinking. she admits it to one of her sisters, i can’t remember which. so basically, he’s an alcoholic and she avoids it. which might be why she doesn’t want to get married, which she’s admitted and very adamant about. but why she would keep having babies with him when he has these issues is beyond me. overall, i think he is a shallow alcoholic who loves kourtney and his kids. and has a funny sense of humor. i think they edit or leave out a lot of his drinking episodes to protect him, as well as cleaning up of his image.
Everything about the Kartrashians is scripted and they’re all playing specific roles.
You’re being taken for fools, people. And they’re laughing all the way to the bank. Imagine Kris rolling in a room of money laughing maniacally.
I understand why people want to buy their schtick but yeah it’s all fake. It would be an even more boring show if it was just about them being “real”.
I’m so not interested in Disick.
Gross. They’re all a bunch of finger puppets on Pimp Mama Kris’ hand.
I watch all of their shows, its the one reality TV series I watch except ANTM…Scott is a douche but Kourtney is so terrible to him. Honestly she acts like she doesn’t care about him at all. They have been sleeping in separate bedrooms for the last few seasons too. She doesn’t appear remotely interested in him. They never are affectionate and the only time they sleep together is to make their babies.