– Anna Nicole’s prince [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Prince Von Asshat says that foul play was responsible for Anna Nicole’s death [Gabsmash]
– Howard K Stern’s sister says he was only gone two hours when he heard word that Anna had died. It happened quicker than he planned [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Tragic Anna Nicole Smith cookie [I’m Not Obsessed]
– They’re going to do a Weird Science remake. I loved that movie and saw it multiple times. Will Kate Beckinsale star in the Kelly LeBrock role? [Pajiba]
– Robbie Williams is in rehab on his 33rd birthday. [Socialite’s Life]
– Britney’s kids are still alive, and she’s still covering up Jayden James [CelebWarship]
– Coming soon to a Japanese supermarket near you: Milk Beer [Agent Bedhead]
– Lucy Lawless is going to get a new gig on television in ABC pilot “Football Wives” [Glitterati]
– Paris Hilton wants nothing to do with Kim Kardashian after that sex tape business. Paris should realize these things happen. [Derek Hail]
– Larry Birkhead said he tried to get a then-pregnant Anna Nicole to clean up her act and quit drugs and that’s when she dumped him [ICYDK]
– Nicky Hilton is being sued by developers of her Miami hotel because she just can’t get her business shit together [IDLYITW]
– Minnie Driver in a new FX series called The Riches [popbytes]
– Shilpa Shetty is about to make bank in the UK. They offered her a work permit after the Big Brother fiasco and now she can cash in on appearance fees [CelebGuru]
– Kate Moss’ wax figure [DListed]
– Christina Aguilera says she recorded a joke song about oral sex that she plays for her friends when they’re drunk. She must have realized that naked cooking story was getting old. [CelebNewsWire]
– Angelina Jolie’s plastic surgery evidence [CityRag]
– Queen Latifah says she wants to adopt 18 kids but she’s not a heartless foreign baby-snatcher like Madonna [Mollygood]
– Ashley Olsen tries to look sexy by rolling around and spreading her legs while wearing a loose t-shirt and granny panties [yeeeah]
– Sarah Jessica Parker has old lady hands [Celebslam]
– J.Lo, Marc Anthony and David Beckham hang out in Madrid. I miss Spain already, except for that puking sickness my entire family caught. [PopSugar]
– JoAnna Krupa has a kewpie doll face she’s so cute [Bastardly]
– Lindsay Lohan gained some rehab lbs. [Drunken Stepfather]
– Rosie O’ Donnell and 3 of her 4 cute kids [Celebrity Baby Scoop]