If you peruse our Katie Price archives, you’ll see that I have a great deal of affection for Katie Price’s photocalls and launches of her various products. I almost always cover Katie Price when she’s promoting something new, because Katie always delivers. She doesn’t just show up at a department store wearing a simply pantsuit. NEVER! She always goes all-out with her costumes, her styling, her wigs and her poses.
These photos are from yesterday’s launch of Katie’s new book, He’s the One. Just let the awesomeness wash over you. Let your eyes adjust to the ham-hock-colored skin, the pink Marie Antoinette wig, the crazy, budget dress. Enjoy Katie’s photocall partner, Kieran Hayler, her latest husband, who is dressed as the frog prince (to Marie Antoinette?). This is just… perfect. I love her.
By the way, it’s a real thing, this book. Katie is a “bestselling author”. She’s written at least three memoirs and at least a half-dozen novels. And when I saw “written” I mean “I pity her poor ghost-writer”. Amazon’s description of this current novel:
A passionate story of lost love and second chances, from the bestselling Katie Price.
Twenty-year-old Liberty is beautiful, ambitious and dreams of making it as an actress. She is also a single mother and has a three-year old daughter, Brooke. Living with her mother, she supports her daughter by modelling and working as a waitress.
Then, over one perfect summer, Liberty meets and falls in love with Cory, a young American taking time off from university. But Liberty never feels good enough for him, and when she meets his university friends, she feels it’s only fair to let him go. Heartbroken, Cory leaves to go back to the States.
Liberty, meanwhile, suddenly gets the break she’s been praying for. Zac, a TV director has seen her picture and wants her to audition for a role in LA. And so, Liberty and Brooke begin a new phase of their lives. Suddenly, she is successful, but she can’t forget Cory. Until news of his engagement reaches her, and she finally agrees to marry Zac.
Years later, everything has changed. Liberty has fled LA, taking a reluctant teenage Brooke with her. But returning to her home town of Brighton reawakens painful memories. Especially as she meets Cory again. She still loves him, but he seems to hate her. Can she ever convince him to trust her again?
Perfection!! I would totally read that at the beach. Too bad I don’t ever go to the beach anymore.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Ahhhhhh, I love it when when Celebitchy covers Katy Price. She is the perfect oxymoron- wonderfully trashy.
Why is she black now?
She’s not Black
She’s a pumpkin
I literally just laughed out loud, then had to read the comments to my partner when he asked what I was looking at.
I would not eat a pumpkin of that color…
“Tan Mom II”
Tang Mom II?
Chip, you slay me! RONFL
Why is she a “he” now?
Good lord she is awful. As a Brit, I want to apologise FOR her. Tone it down Katie.
If it makes you feel better, I apologize for the Kardashians. None of these people know the meaning of toning it down.
Yes but despite everything she is a self made woman. she’s built an empire out of nothing and i respect her for this. plus she seems to really love her kids and even if she’s tacky, orange, in your face and everything she is truly harmless. She can always put a smile on my face. You can’t hate on Katie.
Harmless unless you are one of her children, employees/friends or husbands. She’s a horrible, selfish and vindictive person.
Oh no need for an apology. She’s a treasure. And as other commenters pointed out, we Yanks have a great deal to answer for in the form of the Kardashians.
Hahahahahahah. Oh, Katie, don’ ever go away.
The elder Fantling has just ambled by and said “why is that woman dressed like candy floss? She is AMAZING.”
Sigh.
My favourite bit is that aside from when her eyes are closed she doesn’t miss a single flash of the camera.
um,, katie ,Marie Antoinette was not a member of the royal family of pumpkins nor was she married to a frog prince
change the wig to green and you have a tallish oompa-loompa in fancy dress.
Oh GOD, this is verging on when she and Husband #1 recorded their album of Disney love songs.
I see Husband #3 has been well and truly sucked into her vortex of skankiness. Mind you given his prior career consisted of stripping at gay saunas, he probably fits right in. I wonder if she will see fit to regale us with the charming stories of what she gets up to in bed with this one like she did with #2, and if so whether that will also involve beer bottles.
I know part of it is costuming but she has done this style before. Her middle is awfully camouflaged….pregnant?
very pregnant. Surprisingly not famewhoring this pregnancy like she did all the others.
not only VERY pregnant but was outraged (OUTRAGED!) that a tanning salon (the melanoma kind) kicked her out when she tried to go tanning at their salon, cuz ya know, that might not be the bestest thing evar for the baby. In her mind, they were just jelly of her, and wanted publicity. Really.
ROFLMAO!
she is ridicilous!!! LOL
strange.
Princess Oompa Loompa!
She glows in the dark. 🙂
THIS is my favorite comment!!!
I legit thought this was a man dressing up as Nicki minaj
impressive…
great minds, etc.
at 1st glance I thought this was Nicki Minaj! lol.
Mud maiden from Planet PuNk-KlU-titz..
I legitimately thought she had dressed up as Nicki Minaj. My bad.
The orange skin is bad, but I love the costumes. It’s all theatre. She doesn’t take herself seriously, she knows her job is to entertain, and she delivers.
I love her – I wish they still showed her reality series on American television – to me she does seem to have more substance than the Kardashians. She truly adores her children and her family. And she is nothing if she’s not entertaining!
Er Mah GAWD!
I thought I had read that she was preggers. She probably would be quite pretty if she wasn’t that orange.
She is pregnant. possibly a honeymoon baby.
Wow! She is just all kinds of crazy! At least she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She knows exactly what to do to sell her products. Pretty smart in a very odd package.
She looks like a cotton-candied oompa loompa.
She’s preg. Due in July/aug.
Wow. The synopsis of that book made me want to punch my monitor.
we all missed her curve