Just think, I almost made David Gandy the lead “Who would you rather?” guy. That was until I saw our beloved Tom Hiddleston at last night’s GQ Man of the Year Awards. I was looking through the photo set all last night, waiting as the new pics came in, thinking to myself, “Huh, this seems like an event that Hiddles would love” and BAM, there he was. IN VELVET. Blue Velvet! He wears a surprising amount of velvet on the red carpet, have you ever realize that? Hiddles is such a Fashion Girl. He loves a good, lush velvet. Also, I’m pretty sure he’s dyed his hair to look even more ginger-y than before. Isn’t his natural hair color a dirty blonde?
Please note, I am limiting these photos to men you would reasonably want to bang, which is why I’m not including photos of Michael Douglas (I’m sorry, but no) and Jeremy Piven (gross). I’m including photos of Beloved Hiddles, Pharrell (he’s tiny!), Justin Timberlake (looking dapper and try-hard), Eddie Redmayne (fantastic suit but his hair’s a mess), Russell Brand (wheelchair p0rn), Dan Stevens (still too thin), Matt Smith (hate the top button thing), Simon Pegg (looking sort of like Ewan McGregor, right?) and of course, my David Gandy.
So, who would you rather? I’m going with a Hiddles appetizer, a Gandy main course and then a nightcap with Simon Pegg and Eddie Redmayne. Enjoy.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Hiddles with a side of Simon (that would be SO fun), and maybe Eddie, only because of the beginning of Birdsong (I prefer the messy hair on Redmayne, actually). Plus Matt Smith, because he looks like a *really* fun stoner.
My thoughts exactly.
Maybe a little palate cleanser of David Gandy to boot, as long as he doesn’t speak.
Love this! I agree David Gandy is hot when he isn’t talking. I can’t stand his humble bragging bitchiness!
Tom, Eddie and Matt, lovely.
I will never understand the appeal of David Gandy, he’s so uninterestingly “handsome”, sleazy looking with a girly voice. Is he doing a duck face in he last photo?
rusty can take me shopping and buy me those boots
Definitely Hiddles first and foremost, but I think I might hit Russel Brand, for a side of crazy. He’s looking kind of snazzy and clean here!
@Anna,
Hello, Anna! I agree about Rusty. I think he would be a barrel o’laughs. & he looks so nice when he’s cleaned up.
It’s hard to resist a man who can keep you laughing.
Plus he really seems like a [freaky] sweetheart! Yeah, I think it could be good for a weekend romp!
This – Tom & Russell! When Tom had to go back to his Coriolanus homework, Russell would be a laugh.
I love Rusty. But not sure I could hit it, even for novelty value. He’s the wrong side of the effete line for me.
Yes to Sixer’s comment. Although I get how the novelty of seeing him clean might inspire such confusion.
Well, aside from Hiddles, nobody else from this lineup does anything for me, and just the presence of JT is making the lady parts shut down for business.
I’m with you on the barely lukewarmedness of this procession of boythings, Anna.
@Fanty,
OMG—is that really Simon Pegg? I adore Simon Pegg, but have never ever thought of him as “hot.” Until this very second, in this pic, where he looks like Patrick McGoohan. (Original “Prisoner” — you younglings will have to look that up on the Google.)
Also, Hiddles does indeed look Gingery-er than usual, & I have no doubt that that’s because he reads Celebitchy & knows that the ladies here lose their damn minds over a bit o’ginger.
I love the analogy, but feel that’s more TommyAnne. I can imagine him shouting “I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN!” Hiddleyanna should totally remake that.
@Fanty,
I’m thrilled that someone else watched the Prisoner! I want to live in that little village. Not for the creepy totalitarianism—I just like the architecture. Something about the mix of a sweet English village with Roman ruins beckons me.
I can see Hiddles in a remake of this—I really can. Sadly, this won’t happen because the remake someone did of the Prisoner a few years ago was a ^&*!-ing mess & I doubt it will be attempted again.
A shame really—who wouldn’t like to see Tommy being chased by a giant menacing beach ball?
Also, young Patrick McGoohan was hot.
I’ll meet Pegg and Smith at the pub for a drink and some nerd talk after I’ve had my way with Hiddleston. Boy will need a break before going at it again. I can’t help it…I like velvet.
Oh my. I just read this as ‘I MET Pegg and Smith at a pub for a drink’ and my brain exploded.
Lol. Oh, how I wish my dear Anna. My eyes would probably explode from all the awesome they’d be seeing. With Smith though, I might cry a bit because 11th Doctor is leaving and he’s my favourite. Looking forward to Capaldi as 12 though. 😀
Generally speaking, Hiddles. But he’s looking awful rough at the moment. I only want to hang out with Pegg and argue with Rusty. Matt Smith needs to grow his hair back before I’d even consider it.
That is not an appetising line-up. Where was THardyBlokeMan? Idris? Meh.
He really is. More than anything, More than anything, I think his style needs an overhaul. The suits are starting to look old, and the velvet jacket had been done (plus it’s a little unseasonal here). He should try something a little funky and outside of the box (i.e. not blue or grey). I would quite like to see him in Redmayne’s suit. Hiddles could pull that off.
Word. He needs. Good solid stylist. I really do not understand why he is letting himself go like this.
Eddie Redmayne: I deeply wish he had just a bit more gravitas and actually looked his age. I adore him, but would feel like a pedophile high school teacher.
Also, the bad dye job to his hair is really distracting. It looks like the Henry V colour but something is off with it.
Also, that jacket and trousers do not go together.
Simon Pegg looks fantastic
I think he reverts to type a bit. And the freebies. Early style was all theatre-y scarves and whatnots. Current style is haute couture playboy (presumably for free).
He’s hot. And leggy. And clothes-horse-y. I want more.
@Sixer,
I forgot to mention above that I *love* velvet jackets. Love velvet.
“If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet…”
—George Costanza, “Seinfeld”
😉
Hum. Oh you know, velvet is good. Tactile. Snuffly, even. If we had TommyAnne in velvet trousers, I’d be with you all the way…
Remember that gray/white t-shirt he wore throughout the Avengers promotional tour? Gah, that thing was awful. But now it’s a white shirt. I get that some people just don’t want to spend the mental energy on clothes. Do you know what I mean? Hire someone to do the shopping. I, humbly, volunteer. I would get him a pea coat. Love a good fitted pea coat on a man.
Aaand then he quoted Shakespeare whilst presenting the “Woman of the Year” GQ award, which went to Emma Watson. Why, Hiddles, why?? You were doing so well these past 2 weeks! You didn’t walk the red carpet for Rush, you let your darling Hemsworth have his moment, the Cookie Monster thing was adorable, you even stopped trying to overintellectualize Pixie Hollow, and admitted it would be fun to watch with the fam. Why did you feel the need to compensate? I love you, and I appreciate Shakespeare, but sweetie, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, you need to tone it down. Plus, honey, it’s a bit unoriginal. If you’re trying to be hip with the younguns, try a little Gaiman, or Pratchett.
PS: Datalounge thinks there was a spotting of Jane Arthy last night. Perhaps TommyAnne’s grooming has gone relationship-careless? He’s letting himself go! (I am in jest, lest anyone worries about me).
Whether or not Jane arthy was there last night, the fact that she’s following Tom fangirls on twitter is weird.
Possibly weirder that anyone is taking notice of who she does or doesn’t follow? And weirderererer still that I read stuff on Datalounge about people taking notice!
I think its creepy that they think a random girl that he is greeting on the red carpet is Arthy. Ombre hair is so common lol.
Also stalking the girl on twitter and finding out who she follows, also creepy.
Guys, links to the Datalounge posts, pretty please! I never seem to find the ones you mention *pouts*
I was going to take a look at the thread on DL, but when I got there, the first post on the page was entitled “Made a Fool of Myself Over A Gogo Boy Last Night” and now I’m choosing not to read any further and imagine this is the post that involves our little Puddletom somehow.
Oh Fanty, if only.
Dahlia – it’s the thread called something like “Is Tom Hiddleston a good actor”. It should come up if you search for it. It’s not as much fun as threads hereabouts though.
@ Sixer:
Found it!! Goodness gracious me, the amount of speculation there from people who claim to “NOT CARE, no really, not at all, ugh, he’s ugly” is ridunkulous! Are people still trying to make him and Jane Arthy a thing?
@ Fanty:
Oh, lordy! I read it, sort of diagonally. As always, my lady, your scenario is much better 😀
My biggest problem is trying to decide whether TommyAnne is the gogo dancer or the fool. I think it all depends on whether I insert Cumby or Hardy into my scenario.
If it’s Hardy, which would it be?
Wondering whether to start panting or side-eyeing.
If it’s a slimmed down Hardy, he’s a butch, cynical gogo boy who will fleece poor old Tommyanne of all his money. If it’s Cumby, TommyAnne’s in the pleather hotpants and is a flirtatious young scoundrel who has our favorite Drunk Uncle eating out of his hand after several too many Pervy Tombangers.
Maybe I just need to combine all three somehow.
TH is single. He has enough class to take his lady down the red carpet.
@browniecakes:
One would hope so. And btw, what self-respecting woman would accept anything less?
Re: datalounge trolls. Who stalks anyone like that? Someone there is obsessed with her twitter, and seems to know who she follows and when including when she added TH (last summer, before the Olympics, according to them). I mean WTF? It’s frightening, frankly.
@ Fanty – TommyAnne in pleather is the one. His Hardiness can be the surly bartender. I’m the barmaid, natch.
I’m actually thinking that maybe Hardy is the wizened old gogo boy who shags the naivety out of the new, blonde, cookie-munching recruit who then turns cynical himself and ruins the blossoming friendship he has with the dorky punter, instead fleecing the sweet and naive math teacher out of all of his hard-earned money.
Soderburgh NEEDS us if he ever decides to do a follow-up to Magic Mike. You’re welcome, Steven. Just be sure to credit me on Oscar night.
If you could write me in, it would be perfect. Something muse-y?
Sure. “Muse-y” is a euphemism for “slutty,” right?
@Fanty,
I ran your last comment through a translation site & it got upset & shut the computer down.
I expect I’m too late to the party now, but I have a character in mind: proprietress of the second skin shop TommyAnne uses for his pleather hotpants. I can’t have too many lines though – tendency to corpse.
Do you think you could manage “let me help you tuck that in” with a straight face? If so, you’re in, baby.
*dusts off kinky boots*
(Here solely to embarrass Fanty and Sixer and show my age)
I am going to go with the Nostalgic Hit and go with Nick Rhodes (although I would be thinking of Simon the whole time)
You know what’s tragic? Considering the week-old groceries on display here, Nick Rhodes is a viable option.
My Nostalgic Hit is the rock n roll Lothario, Paul Weller. He was my pre-pubescent crush. Cringe.
My cousin was a Duranie. Followed them to Paris and everythang.
If only *this* had shown up and put those little boys and their fallacious notions of glamour to shame:
http://whatareyouwearingbenedict.tumblr.com/post/23953473654/to-add-to-the-scenario-that-anon-asked-about-benny
#thepartydontstarttilthesparklyshoeswalkin
Was Weller there?
Miss Jane – I just pretended.
Fanty – oh noes!
Paul Weller was a smoking hot old curmudgeon right until he that moment he was fall-down drunk in the street with his twenty year old girlfriend a couple of yeqrs ago, at which point I joined you in Cringeville. Dignity matters.
If we’re doing retro, my first crush was Morten Haarket. Who is still fine, btw. I was also an official member of the Kershaw Krew when I was seven.
I feel ya. I was a JT girl back in the day, that band was my 80’s…
Of all of them, I’ll still take Hiddles and then Pegg, because he was kind of smexy in Hot Fuzz.
Careful Fanty – remember Mr. Rochester thinks I look like Morten Harket *wink* (who is still smokin’ hot, btw)
Sixer – well, if we are pretending…
flower – remember how you each got one in your group of girls? Well, I am still madly in love with Simon and my bf in hs was a JT girl. Now my husband is a JT girl so the dynamic duo continues…
What’s a JT girl, in the bf/husband context? As in, there are straight men who have crushes on JT? Still? FOR REAL?
J Eyre, oh yeah I remember that well and occasionally we would get the rare Andy-girl. What is your favorite D2 song? To this day my favorite is Careless Memories.
All of a sudden I remember Martin Kemp. I once had a crush on him for a whole week.
Does anyone remember him?
Yes Anna, it means my husband had/has a crush on JT. Really, who can blame him? As a Duranie, I simply feed his flame.
flower – oh heavens, favorite? “Careless Memories” is wonderful, of course, Probably “Save a Prayer” because when Simon says we “can call it a one night stand”, I always do. “Come Undone” is on my iPod as well. I love “Nightboat” and “Planet Earth.”
Well, I can see what I will be doing today… hello Youtube, my old friend
OMG, I totally crushed on Harket, ‘Take on me’ was one of the very first proper music videos to hit Russia…
Still disturbed by the JT fangirlboying.
Save a Prayer is wonderful. And the video also helps. I saw Duran Duran in concert about four years ago, and while I’m pretty sure Simon was wearing spanx, he’s still got it. I wouldn’t say no.
I did not know that about you and Morten Haarket. *shuffles chair closer to the divine Miss Jane and hopes she’s wearing a lot of bracelets*
@EsCon;
I speak for Sixer and myself in declaring the Kemp brother English National Treasures. In part for Spandau Ballet, in part for whichever one was in Eastenders and in part for The Krays.
@Sixer;
Just for you. Ver Hits:
http://cdn-5.create.net/siteimages/5/5/8/55872/480868/f_672431.jpg
Anna – just to be clear, our JT is John Taylor, NOT Justin Timberlake.
Although, years ago, when they announced that Justin was going to record with the band right after Andy left (again), I cut out all these Justin faces and taped them over Andy on my 1980s stash of Duran paraphernalia and left it lying around the house. Mr. Rochester still hasn’t forgiven me.
Fanty – I am sure you can hear my wrist jangling from a distance.
Miss Jane! I just saw the link on your name. So cool.
@ Anna – John Taylor was HOT!
@ Fanty – Oh my. Cappuccino Kid sleeve notes era. I thank you. Our love will last forever.
@Fanty (sorry to interrupt, Sixer. Keep on doing… that. I won’t be long… and could you draw me an instructional diagram when you are done?)
Thank you, fanty. You know compliments will get you anywhere (and scotch will get you everywhere)
@Fanty,
I’m delighted someone remembers the Kemp! That would be Martin, from Eastenders. He was so gorgeous. Still is. & you might be the only other person who saw the movie about the Krays.
Gosh. A Duran Duran thread!! I was always a Roger Taylor girl.
Very important…JT will always be John Taylor, not Timberlake! They’ve still got it.
Oh Duran Duran. I still know every one of their 80s videos off by heart. I broke my parents’ video recorder pausing on all the good bits. Their songs still stand up. My fave – Hold Back the Rain.
Secondary 80s crushes – Morten Harket (google him he’s also still hot), Michael Hutchence, George Michael, the lead singer from Wet Wet Wet, Rick Astley, Corey Hart (I wear my sunglasses at night)
@Carolyn,
Marti Pellow? *falls to the floor in a swoon* I still get tingles when I hear Temptation.
I crushed hard on long-haired Marty. I wore out my VHS of the Love Is All Around TotP slot. Went off him when he got his hair cut and went on reality TV.
Oh thank GOD (and Miss Jane) for clarification. There is a JTimb in the photos, so it was giving me all sorts of issues.
What kind of Roger girl, Carolyn? An “I Hate Tracey” Rogerite or an “ah, Roger just loves Tracey so much” Rogerite. The quiet one… he was dreamy.
My husband can exactly mimic the “hold” of “Hold Back the Rain” I make him do that… at times.
@Anna, I could not understand why you were so incredulous. Also, when I said my “bf in hs” I meant best friend, not boyfriend. I did not actually date 2 men in love with JT – only the one I married.
Which is why I was so disturbed… and suddenly wanting to kidnap CHarming from Thornfield and hide him away at the Muromsky estate!
Oh, and Hiddles, because I just stumbled upon this little video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ubVVnWglk , and the level of adorability (adorableness?) just about did me in. I’m telling you, I definitely felt a need to swoon dramatically.
I want to be his cookie! I do NOT want my Tommy to have self-control.
“Delayed gratification” and TommyAnne refusing to share. Somehow, I think this isn’t making the Sesame Street cut. Although anything that involves TommyAnne, delayed gratification and slight selfishness is a very promising beginning as far as I’m concerned. And where is the eternal loop of TommyAnne saying “doesn’t it taste better for the waiting?”
And a moment of fangirliness: how cute is Hiddleyanna’s strenuous effort to resist giggling?
@ Anna:
*sigh*, me too. I’d even switch places with the other Cookie, just so I can pretend he’s making googly eyes while handing me a plate of chocolate chip cookies (time to swoon dramatically again).
@ Fanty:
SO cute!
DahliaDee – I so wish I had something to give you in return for that video… here, would you like my car?
Good lord, that was precious… and oddly reminiscent of the discussion Tommyanna and I had just the other night. I have to tell you, his reward system is spectacular.
@ Miss Eyre, only if you throw in TommyAnnE as a chauffeur, since I can’t drive. No uniform needed, of course. Well, maybe the hat and gloves. Oooh, and a necktie. I need my chauffeurs to look respectable, after all, I do have appearances to keep. Plus, the tie might come in handy at some point 😉
His voice makes my clothes disappear. But also – any attempt to delay gratification.
Lawd, he even makes a simple sesame street video borderline sexual. I swear the man has an oral fixation, big time.
Oh yeah and the tumblurettes have noticed…this.
I fully support that fixation. And any others he might have. I just know they’re alllll good.
I am bored with the suits. The blue three-piece that he wears everywhere and, though I like the blue shiny suit, he overwears it. For a guy who likes to get his picture taken doesn’t he know changing it up is what gets you in the… weeklies? I have no idea.
And the white shirt. He looks like a guy who can’t cut loose. When you get your hands on him, Sixer call me. We’ll take him shopping get him sport wear, underwear, colo(u)r, some sneakers.
You’re on. I have some paisley in mind. And Chelsea boots.
I want to see him in doc martens or converse. Wear that leather jacket again. And yes, paisley. Maybe some scarves like Cumby. The suits make him look like a stick of wood.
I am thinking a well fitted pea coat. Some decent jeans. I like the paisley idea, I know gingham is a little yuppie-douche but the smaller print he can probably pull off. Some light cardigans- I like this look and it’s in his color scheme: http://pinterest.com/pin/91901648619200576/
I am much too into this “Dressing Hiddles” thing. Excuse me, I’ll stop now.
This
http://pinterest.com/pin/359584351468695630/
and http://pinterest.com/pin/374643262722804896/
Personally, I am sucker for this look
http://pinterest.com/pin/374643262722868721/
Also plaid, olive green outerwear, but mostly this
http://pinterest.com/pin/288160076130861728/
@Jupitero,
Yes, that leather jacket. Good look. And yes to your suggestions. Or some classic Pumas with jeans, a t-shirt and a sweater/hoodie. I think layers work better for him.
I want to know what he wears when he’s running.
Miss J – could he get away with Converse? Hi tops?
Lilyrose – you are so into this it’s contagious!
Mostly, I like him for his legs. So I’m happy with anything that shows them off. I like think he could rock a mod look for that reason – flat front, tight trousers, just not with a bloody white shirt.
For a while he was dressing down in tees with a deep V, and jeans. That was a REALLY good look for him. As Sixer says, he’s got the body and face to pull off funky and stylish. His pictures should be bouncing around on sites like Go Fug Yourself in the “well played” section but he’s become so uninspired and old before his time. Being a bit of a clothes horse doesn’t hurt Eddie Redmayne’s career.
*waves at Tommyanne* Darling! Burn the sassi capris, go to Selfridges and give your credit card a spanking! Take Eddie’s girlfriend with you. And if Bennie C offers to join you, politely decline.
@Fanty,
What happened? He wasn’t adventurous fashion wise before, but now he went full blah. Apparently he has a stylist some dude who works at GQ. Hiddles, call me. We’ll set a date get Sixer and bring your cc we’ll do some damage.
Do some damage on his Amex, or on Hiddles? To be honest, I could manage both.
I’ll have to step in the fitting room with him to check the… um… inseam.
Pub with Pegg and Brand, shopping and style advice from Redmayne or whoever is in charge of dressing him, that boy has style.
I would drop Gandy and Hiddles in front of a giant mirror so they can continue to admire themselves endlessly.
Sounds like a perfect time to me!
+1
Eddie looks good. I have a fetish for freckles. Although.. I can’t pass up Simon. I have such a love for him.
Tom looks good but nahh still won’t hit it
I would take Eddie please he looks sexy and stylish.
Tom as long as he didn’t talk.
you can have all those young pretty guys. simon pegg is clearly the hottest one there.
Wow the Gandy can sure wear the hell out of a suit, he reminds me a lot of a young Timothy Dalton here, circa the Bond days.
ALL David Gandy and a lil from the Downton Abbey guy (forgot his name)he has such a clean smooth look, I’ve been wanting to ring his bell for a while. LOL
David is good looking but he has a lil rugged thing going on…
like he might “take me” against a prickly stone wall, somewhere in London because he gets what he wants, when he wants it.
and I was born to please him.
oh god, this made my morning!!!!
all I could do is laugh at Mr. Brand, I big “NO thx” on that one…those damn boots are hideous! bless his heart.
EDDIE x100000!!!
Russell cleaned up good for once.
Who is Pharrell’s date? (Hate what she’s wearing.)
That´s his wife, she is a designer I think?, they have a child together as well.
urgh, you’re right. They got married this summer. No disrespect to his wife, but the leggings are so 2007.
Wow for he first time in a long time I have to say pass on Eddie, not his best look. Look at Pegg being all daper though!
Dan Stevens looks ill, legitimately ill. Hopefully he just needs a burger and some sun but…damn. Stress or something?
Mister Hiddleston is back to the recycling clothes, his old tuxedo from last year’s BAFTA’s haha! Oh well…
David Gandy… douche yes, he knows he’s hot yes, but I would so hit the douche, as long as there are no mirrors in the mirror so he won’t at himself while doing me!
Pegg looks amazing in that blue suit wow!!!!
Hiddles needs a stylist and some new clothes, stat. This is getting ridiculous.
Girls, I think we need to take him suit/tux shopping. Imagine the fun at the tailor’s!
I do not get how someone who is so lacking in style gets recognized by GQ. The Luke connection, I guess.
It’s similar, but the velvet jacket isn’t the same of 2012 Bafta, actually: http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Tom+Hiddleston+2012+BAFTA+Awards+afterparty+FA3TjwFloR0l.jpg
but I completely agree that I would like to see him with different styles 🙂
I’m the only one mildly amused that Tom presented Emma with her “of the year award” and they share the same publicist?
Nice work, Luke Windsor.
He looks good, though he should dye his hair back to blond.
TommyAnnE is Luke’s boy all the way. I’m not loving the velvet suit. Way too twee and effete.
Simon for me all the way, im a su ker for wit, but I am biased because he blew me a kiss once on Twitter Hahaha.
David Gandy is a god. Love him. Perfection.
I would like a combo platter of Tommyanna and Pegg with a side of Eddie because that little sprite’s lips have so much potential.
I must call Tommyanna out on the velvet as Ms. Kruger was cited yesterday.
(although, crumpled velvet looks fabulous at the foot of my bed)
WHAAAAA? I am loving the velvet on both!
I love velvet on them both as well – just not in September and I am viewing it while it is 100+ degrees outside my door.
Well, it’s raining and 8C outside my window, so I will be wrapping myself in a nice velvet jacket – and nothing else – after Hiddles takes it off.
Good idea. You will need something to stave off the chill until Tommy, CHemboy and I are finished.
I hope you brought your notebook, we’re trying something new tonight.
I think they might be teaching you a lesson in a REALLY delayed gratification. Maybe leave you with some cookies, to make it less painful. While they make a nice Anna sandwich.
Ladies,
http://wikatiepedia.tumblr.com/post/60293794910/nailed-it
That is all.
@j.eyre,
Well it seems brushed velvet is a trend. Douglas Booth was sporting a similar navy blue velvety suit.
I’m sorry, none of these guys are really doing it for me.
smart and funny men are always sexy, so simon for the win.
Hiddles is my first and only choice. None of the others do much for me.
I’m sorry but Simon is so sexy. I love humor so much and he was so sexy in World’s End. The Marmalade Sandwich scene in WE made me so jealous…. *hides in corner*
Humor and intelligence are my favorite.
+1!
Truth be told, none of them are physically my type, but smart with a good personality and sense humour are always my type. Simon Pegg all the way – and he can even bring Nick along, too. 😉
Not to worry, Felice, you’re in good company! I loved World’s End, and I’ll admit to getting a wee bit jealous at that bit. *joins you in the corner* But when Nick Frost punches his wedding ring out of the robot, Temple of Doom style? That was amazing. (I’ve fancied Nick since Hot Fuzz, no lie.)
So to answer the question; Pegg. Always.
Simon Pegg, all day, everyday. I have loved him since Spaced.
Simon Pegg, for sure.
Gandy is giving a bit of Blue Steel in these pictures.
Pharrell Williams for a starter and Hiddlesnake as the main meal.
Eddie does it for me every time. However there is something about Matt I find intriguing
I just can’t with Eddie Redmayne. He looks like a twelve year old to me, every time i see him.
I’d have to say Hiddles, so long as he kept quiet on the humblebrags, Matt and simon… in that order lol.
There’s something about the pants on Hiddles I am not too crazy about. Maybe the suit doesn’t photograph well, but the proportions look off. JT, why?
Totally agree about the pants. He should take those off. Immediately
They look like a formal version of the waxen jeans.
@J.eyre,
Ha, I walked into that one. ;P
@T.Fanty,
I know the pipping on the coat is supposed to connect the two pieces as an ensemble, but it is such and odd look. IF he had paired with a navy shirt and had gone full monochromatic, I think that would have worked better. And it does look like those waxy jeans he owns.
*Piping.
Doy
It would work well with a good pair of worn jeans
I was wondering who Matt Smith’s date was, and it’s apparently his sister! I would’ve never guessed it.
Mmmmm a drink with Pegg. Let’s ‘Boo-boo’.
Simon Pegg for me. Most of these men look great. Even Russell looks like he bathed.
Russell’s suit is my favourite of the lot and he looks good here, but I don’t think I could ever go down that twisted road, even though he can be sharp-witted and funny.
Eddie is adorable and seems like a sweetheart, but that hair is putting a damper on things.
Simon for the win. Smart, funny, and sweet. We could talk movies, if nothing else. 😉
Well, none of them do anything for me (Remayne is hideous BTW) but my heart still belongs to TommyAnna. However he is rapidly turning into a shamefuck. That ensemble, that hair color. It makes me embarrassed to see him. I love velvet, but that setup was all wrong.
I bet he is still banging Arthy on the side but keeps her out of the camera lest his fan base go beserk. As long as he hides her, they can pretend they have a chance and we all know how Tommy is about his fans. Now does this mean he is being exclusive? Most likely not.
All that being said, yes I’d still fuck him senseless.
And that’s an answer straight out of Datalounge! Haha
It is? Oh now I have to go read the datalounge.
It was just my opinion that he wasn’t into her enough to parade her around publicly yet. I was betting his PR team wanted her quiet until after Thor 2 came out. Then again, maybe he ditched her except when he is feeling the itch and can’t find it elsewhere? Either option wouldn’t surprise me honestly given his tendencies.
Great minds think in the same ruts and all that happy horseshit. Unless that was supposed to be an insult 😉
New photos would indicate that yes, he did take Jane Arthy with him onto the red carpet. She just walked off while he was doing autographs and photos with fans.
So would any of you ladies wait patiently for him while he was out of town nailing every piece of ass he could find?
i bet she did that awful hair color. At least she appears to have gotten him to stop doing so much orangey makeup?
Wow, that’s just sad for both of them. He’s worried about what his fans might think? He fails gallantry 101 here.
@MissThing:
You think that was her? If so, then she met him there. Because in the first shot he is greeting her after getting out of the car.
That’s pretty bad.
@Miss Melissa,
The girl greeting him isn’t Arthy, but one of the greeters at the awards show. Some fangirl got a clear shot of her from across the way.
Laughing now at the fangirl on DL who said that he and Arthy would attend the awards show together. Uh that ship has sailed…
Miss Thing and Miss Melissa:
http://merlockwho.tumblr.com/post/60281945486/tom-hiddleston-gq-awards-03-09-13
Hmm. Could be her. Nice legs. Great shoes!
(I am a shoe whore)
@MissMelissa,
Did you ever see Arthy’s FB pics? The ones that fans ripped off her facebook? In those there were clearer shots of her face and body. That’s how people know that the gal in the black dress with the muscular legs isn’t her. I think that’s exactly why Tumblr hasn’t blown it’s stack yet tbh.
@MissThing I was joking . I went on there after people here were talking about it. They do have some alternative thinking
@Flower,
No, I didn’t see them. I’m not on tumblr.
I didn’t see Hiddleston’s stolen FB pix either, for that matter.
That is her. Do a google image search of her face. Unless I am blind…
I must be having a worse month than I thought, because none of these guys are doing it for me (my ‘Probeer is functioning correctly’ answer would be “Simon Pegg, if he promises to slap me with a Sade record, spank me with a cricket bat, and take me to The Winchester afterwards”). But maybe the whole red carpet is having an off night, because I’m thinking “meh”.
Gun to my head? Russell Brand or Simon Pegg. But most likely Russell, for the quick wits and good laugh.
Probeer – your “functioning correctly” scenario rocks the rock out of rock. I agree about the line-up – it is not in the least bit tingly. Even the hot ones look meh.
TH giving Emma her GQ woman of the year award. Had she not arrived yet? Was she changing her clothes? Stuck in the loo? It takes him almost 2 minutes to introduce her. His jokes fall flat – it’s as painful as the Cookie Monster spot is endearing to see. Compares their careers. Gah. Emma spends about 30 seconds saying thank you. But to his credit he did not work in a Shakespeare quote.
I swear, HE is his favorite subject. He ALWAYS brings himself into every. single. interview he gives. The topic could be- oh, I don’t know, starving children in Africa?- and HE will bring up how much better HIS French is now that HE has visited Guinea.
When you introduce someone getting an award, you don’t pull YOURSELF into the conversation. You talk about the recipient. Guess that was not a lesson taught at Eton.
And people fawn over this guy? Good grief.
Oh my! I’m going with David Gandy for that smoldering look on his face. Dayumn! But Hiddles as a chaser 🙂
Hiddles with a side of Pegg and a glass of Timberlake *ahh*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yjBTPL9vNNw
He did do a Shakespeare quote. Oy.
I had to stop the video half way thru. And that is a first for me. :/
It just hurts.
@DahliaDee – I agree 100%
Oh, that was painful. I didn’t object so much to the Shakespeare as the overall effusiveness and awkward attempts at humor. That’s a lot of hyperbole for Hermione Granger.
Maybe he just panicked though:
http://tomhiddleston-gifs.tumblr.com/post/60281975676/oh-thomas-darling
IDK… *sigh* I just can’t quit you, Hiddles!
Add that to the TommyAnnE Bingo card.
Take a shot at every mention of Shakespeare. Sip your beer at “exciting”. Tap your head and rub your belly at “Loki is misunderstood”. Chug your beer for answers longer than ten words.
But to be fair, drink a fifth of vodka whenever you read the term “try-hard” and its variations. I really don’t like that term, my brain melts. 😉
I used to think it’s weird that I find Simon Pegg hot, esp. in Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. But I’m not holding back now. 😀 He looks yummy!!!
And Eddie Redmayne, OMG.
Hiddleston looks odd here. The hair is not working.
Theory on TH’s recycled clothes. I think TH has built up his chest and is wearing what he owns that fits = one white shirt. See how the buttons on the blue shirt in the Cookie Monster spot are stretching? See how great his bare chest looks in the Coriolanus and Out of Darkness ads?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/78ffc74ee7ab79f272224b904a790576/tumblr_msm6h4W8Av1rbxepto1_500.gif
I think that when he was seventeen, somebody told him that blue clothing make the color of his eyes pop and he’s been cleaving to it ever since.
Have you noticed that his suits always have some weird white smudge on the right shoulder? I think he has the same problem I had with and old closet at my old place; the white wall always smudged itself on my clothes. There wasn’t enough space between the clothes rod and the wall.
You would think he would have enough dough to buy new shirts, or at least get them in Costco sized packets so he would always have a different shirt for a different day. Or at least have a few shirts made custom so he does not start bursting out of them by accident lol.
I like that one of the photographers captioned one of his photos as “Tom Hiddleston better known for being Tom Hiddleston.”
Hiddles is a dirty blond alright
It’s only ginger because TommyAnne stupidly tried to dye it back to blonde from black . He could at least went to the hair dressers or let it grow out naturally
I’m guessing semi-permanent with color fade.
I’m regretfully not finding these guys very “bangable” but it might be the overlit, bad photography and the awful trend in too-tight suits. Got to leave something to the imagination….
Russell for me, of course. He is just so beautiful, and the smartest man in showbiz. I saw 2 nights of his Messiah Complex tour recently and I (along with the rest of the audience) was blown away.
My theory on the blue velvet jacket: he’s secretly dating Cookie Monster, and started dressing to look like his partner.
When Cookie starts wearing a bow tie, I’ll consider my theory proven.
as a gay man I would rather a woman
Here’s hoping Tommyanne has left that disgusting blue suit at home for Toronto . I wish he’ll wear more black or jeans and jacket combo. This is wear Eddie and cumbatch excel in style
The white shirt and dark blue pants went on a plane ride to Toronto. Have you ever seen a celebrity so happy to be caught at the airport as TH? http://socialitelife.com/photos/tom-hiddleston-flashes-his-perfect-smile-in-toronto
I know he loves the paparazzi , but I wish He’d stop staring at their cameras whilst he’s with his fans.
He’s normally ok until he notice the camera