– The National Enquirer ran a Photoshopped picture of Anna Nicole as a corpse in a body bag and claimed to have “Anna’s last photo.” They put a disclaimer in small print at the bottom of the page that the corpse picture was a “photo re-creation.” [I’m Not Obsessed]
– And The Enquirer claims that pneumonia masked by drugs is what killed Anna. [Seriously? OMG! WTF!]
– Pete Doherty is moving in with Kate Moss [Agent Bedhead]
– And Pete tried to get some penguins high at the zoo by throwing a joint into their habitat [DListed]
– Antonella Barba gets to stay on American Idol. Unfortunately she’ll get to stay a lot longer than she would if we didn’t see those pictures [IDLYITW]
– Victoria Beckham went blonde, but she still has the same heaving balloon boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
– Pictures of Britney poolside in a wig, beret and borrowed bikini right before she went to rehab make her look surprisingly normal [Egotastic]
– Courtney Love stole a dress from Karl Lagerfeld and wore it to Paris Hilton’s birthday party [CelebWarship]
– Too much hotness at once: the Victoria’s Secret models including Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosia [Bastardly]
– Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston talked about the surgeon who did both of their nose jobs [Socialite’s Life]
– Beyonce may have contracted hepatitis, because she’s the only one of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models who was likely to eat the tainted food at their party [WWTDD]
– Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson bicycling together in Australia [PopSugar]
– All the drugs from the Paris Exposed website photos [CityRag]
– Are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden going to get engaged? [Derek Hail]
– Has Jennifer Love Hewitt lost weight? [The Skinny Website]
– Did Brad Pitt send Jennifer Aniston a birthday card and did Angelina freak out when she found out? [popbytes]
– Gwyneth Paltrow and Moses [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Jenna Elfman is going to have twins [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Pamela Anderson finally figured out that Uggs are made with animal skin [Haute Gossip]
– German film “The Lives of Others” is excellent. Go see it. [Pajiba]
– Women with really big boobs say they’re a royal pain. [White Trash Mom]
– Kate Beckinsale’s pokies [Drunken Stepfather]
– Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan broke up because Hugh is low class [Mollygood]