In a hopeful sign for both our beleagured legal system and divine justice it looks like Paris Hilton might have to serve a few months of jail time. Here’s hoping she has to wear glasses and let her roots grow out. TMZ has confirmed that Paris Hilton violated the terms of her probation last night when she was pulled over for driving on a suspended license, and could spend up to 90 days in jail as a result.

Hilton pled no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving after cops arrested her on September 7 for a DUI in Hollywood. As a result, the DMV suspended her license, and a judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation, with one major condition being: to “obey all laws.”

If only all the dictates for Emily Post could have been added to her earlier sentence we could be looking at a life sentence. And let’s face it: The rest of us will only ever truly be free when Hilton is locked away. The Roman Emperors were really onto something with banishment. No Dead Paris Walking drama … just permanently removed from the radar.

Last night, Hilton was stopped around 10:30 PM after cops say they noticed Hilton speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Deputies then discovered she was driving with a suspended license, arrested the heiress and impounded her car.

Greek shipping heirs worldwide are promised a real eye–opener as the sallow, well behaved, modest brown eyed brunette under the the fake tan and zombie lenses begins to re-emerge. Here’s hoping that they go for the maximum sentence with the minimum privileges … a bar of soap, a toothbrush and a rough bit of flannel ought to do her.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Pictures of Paris on the night in question via IDLYITW and Flynet Online.