Madonna was looking curiously her age despite the plastic surgery and predictable attention-getting attire in a recent photo spread. In some shots the 50 year-old pop star is seen posing in white string underwear with white pantyhose and a surgical-type bandage wrapped tightly around her top. In others she’s wearing a nude-colored corset, her face close to the camera, lined and unairbrushed. She’s still very pretty despite her personality and the all work she’s had done, but she’s human and is not perfect-looking or completely smoothed over, which is said to have royally pissed off her madgesty. While some people were giving Madonna credit for allowing raw close up photos to be released, that of course wasn’t the case. Those photos were leaked before the Photoshop artists did their magic.
Madonna is also said to have enjoyed a recent getaway with Alex Rodriguez, with whom she was thought to have split up with. She was recently linked with a much younger Brazilian model, but that seemed like a publicity stunt on the model’s part. Whether or not the guy was actually doing the deed with Madonna was something I prefer not to think about:
MADONNA has resumed her “affair of the heart” with Alex Rodriguez. Madge spent last weekend with the Yankee slugger – and Joe Torre target – at the East Hampton home of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, sources said. But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star’s nerves. She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, “Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out.” Madonna’s rep didn’t return e-mails.
[From The NY Post]
Madonna was seen out at dinner with the Seinfelds two weeks ago so it doesn’t seem surprising that all these vile people are friends or that they stay over at each other’s estates.
Guy Ritchie was in the Poconos last weekend with sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3, and was seen hitting the slopes with Rocco. Maybe that’s when their mom had a weekend getaway with A-Rod. I wonder if it was a blissful type reunion or if it involved a lot of accusations, sulking and apologies.
Her undies are giving way!! Cover your eyes!!
It didn’t occur to me until last week – when AOL pointed their mouse – that there was anything wrong (other than the subject and attire) with the shots. She would look like that at 50, which is pretty damn good. I thought that the mood of the photo shoot was ‘raw’ including her body and face. Considering she has been trying to shock the public for the last 25 years, her untouched image succeeds in doing that.
Am I out of it to say that I truly don’t see how she is sexy, feminine or even pretty?
CB Rawks, I noticed that too. I was afraid that poor, stretched thingie would come loose, jump out of the computer and hit me on the cheek…
And I’d have nobody to blame but myself for staring at it!
CB Rawks – With modern communications technology and radio waves travelling for infinity through the unknowable, vast, blackness of space all intelligent life will have already seen, and will continue for aeons to see, this woman’s over-exposed vulva. It’s an assault on the universe and none will be spared…
modesty, I can hear you but I can’t see you. My eyes have exploded.
😀
heheheh
Well I guess we don’t need to worry about being invaded, eh Baho. 😀
Ewwww… they cropped the picture just enough to see the onsey snaps….
LOL CB – Nope, if they’re “intelligent” life, they’ve likely changed their minds!
Madonna, grow up and get a grip, honey! Enough is enough. When is she going to act her own age? We are talking about a 50 year old woman, with three kids and two ex-husbands in the package. It’s pathetic to see her showing off her crotch in every picture she takes. I know, she’s probably in the middle of some middle age crisis, and with this kind of picture, she’s trying to show the others she’s still sexy and relevant. But, she comes across as desperate. Nothing more than that. She should follow the example of women like Susan Sarandon and Kristin Scott Thomas, who are very beautiful and sexy after years after their 40th birthdays, without embarassing themselves with this kind of immature behaviour.
oh how tricky that CB is!!
why did you put such a CLOSEUP pic of the Madge and her Vadge?!
my eyes!!! You wicked little monkies!
dr. grrl, I saw your comment in the Federline thread attacking another poster on their spelling. I decided not to say anything until I saw this:
The plural of ‘monkey’ is ‘monkeys,’ not ‘monkies.’
Make all the comments you want about the headline posts but maybe you should leave other people alone until you: a) know whereof you speak and; b) actually have a reason to call somebody out.
You’re antagonism is getting very tiring.
thank you baho, the undisputed thread dictator~ you’re perfect! 🙂
Hon, it’s photoshopped, NOT airbrushed which went the way of the casette tape, okay?
I was wondering why she would let those photos be published. Now I do. Despite all of the work she’s had done to her face she still looks 50 and the skin around her eyes is badly wrinkled.
@ Baho, maybe before you keep posting all your negativity towards me, you should read this…
“Celebitchy aims to be a friendly, welcoming site where people can discuss entertainment stories and current events in a lighthearted, safe environment without fear of harassment, excessive negativity, or bullying. Different opinions, backgrounds, ages, and nationalities are welcome here – hatred and bigotry are not.”
Baho, that’s just like that one poster weeks back that said “its Blonde, not Blond. People learn how to spell.” I replied, “Yes, it’s Blond.” She was wrong on both counts. The nerve!
No my dear, YOU read it.
I’m peacing you out as of now.
I’m with GWC – I just thought it was Madge doing ‘raw’ and that was how the shoot was meant to look. Apart from the bizarre ‘bandage’ underwear, I thought she actually looked pretty good. Woman needs to relax and stop with the control freakery.
go take a smoke break baho, obviously being so tough is taking much out of you.
daisy: If you’re out of it, I’m right there with you because I find Madonna hideous. Her face is sliced and diced within an inch of its life, and her skeletal frame is like something out of a horror show!
Eww…the picture is cropped just enough to see her buttoned onsey!
this is not a spelling bee, dr. grrl.
stop picking on everyone. it’s getting the word out on phoney madonna we care about… not how to spell.
sorry about the repeat. it keeps dissapearing and reappearing.
The photos are airbrushed, just not as much as usual.
well, IAWB
I am NOT the one who started this whole mess with Baho, that would be on “her”.
Should you care to look back a few posts, this Baho decided to put “her” sights on me. I was involved with another poster and SHE began the attack. This Baho has decided to make me “her” target. I could give two shakes of a lambs tail what some whacko on a blog had to say…..
BUT… get your facts straight first. we ALL make spelling mistakes and have varying opinions, only SOME of us choose to take up personal vendettas. It is those people I PITY the most. Not having anything else in their little world but a blog to get validation from.
oops, i meant i could give a rat’s ass! with english being my third language, i admit i get confused when trying to express myself. it’s a funny language.
Woman, close your legs already, you old bag. Just because you have lots of money doesn’t make you hot or sexy, although it does attract the young’uns.
It’s so predictable. After all those denials of an affair, Madge and A-Rod are exposed to the world as liars. What a pair.
One would think Madge would run with a pack of gay friends who could save her from looking like this. But then again I’d bet nobody dares disagree with her “Madgesty” (love that one, CB) these days.
Fake boobs too, right ?
Well I have no idea about the previous post, but I can say that both “blonde” and “blond” are correct. However, “blonde” is the feminine version, and “blond” is the masculine. So Madonna is blonde, and Brad Pitt was blond.
She doesn’t look too bad in these. I mean, she doesn’t look like she is 20, but she’s doing pretty good for her age. Although I agree with everyone else, less crotch please. Somethings just can’t be unseen.
At Baho…
on correcting monkies as monkeys?
It’s ‘Your antogonism…’ – the possessive, not ‘You’re antogonism’ – where ‘You’re’ is the contraction of ‘You are’
jus’ sharin’
Ginny, exactly – if one is French. The accepted spelling in North America is just ‘blond.’
(And this coming from a woman who lives in North America and spells it as ‘colour.’)
There is so much variation in the English language it’s astounding, and this is precisely what makes it so difficult for non-native speakers of English to learn.
Thatbird, right on: thanks for the correction, I did notice that and did a “whoops” just as I hit ‘send.’ CB currently doesn’t have the edit feature enabled or I would’ve fixed it…cuz that’s just how I roll *wink* Believe me, I’m my own worst critic!
That edit feature has never worked for me.
Baho, I think Ginny is correct, it’s different for gender, even if you are not French, acording to Websters;
Anglo-French blunt, blound, masculine, blounde, feminine
Date: 15th century
1: of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish-brown color ; also : having blond hair —spelled blond when used of a boy or man and often blonde when used of a girl or woman
Just the spelling nazi crawling from “under” “her” “rock” —
It’s antagonism, not antogonism.
Dr. person — you are really pissing on our living room floor here. Cut it out.
Also: Madonna has muffin-top!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the onesy crotch shot is truly appalling…just to repeat what everyone else has said…but truly… bllllllllechhhhhhhhh
“Her face is sliced and diced within an inch of its life……”
hehehe I love rhyming insults…
Madonna honey, you really need to stop with the non-stop plastic surgery. Remember that Meryl Streep/Goldie Hawn movie called Death Becomes Her? You’re gonna need a spackling before too long. Quit while you’re behind but not TOO far gone!
Can’t we all just feel sorry for her…she will not leave the stage but I am so uncomfortable looking at her and feel such desperation for attention. tfs
I love Madonna. She looks much more beautiful at 50 than I do at 25!
Please! She looks better than women I see HALF her age.
She stiil looks great!! I hope I look half as good at 50!!!!!
The unretouched pics are perfectly normal but when you’re a narcissist like Madonna that’s not good enough, you have a delusional self-image that must be matched in the pics. Narcissists LOVE airbrushing!
I don’t mind the aging (Katherine Hepburn is my role model for women), but its the discrepancy between pretending to be a teenager and being 50…
honestly, she’s still better looking than many ,truely didnt notice any diff
American English uses “blond” and “blonde” to denote gender. Though rare in English, there are other instances too: “fiance” and “fiancee,” for example. And ultimately, why correct anyone’s spelling on a celeb blog? We’re here for “smart escapism,” right?
Madge, please keep your crotch to yourself.
Sorry, but I never think that anyone with a lot of plastic surgery really looks YOUNGER. The only one that is ever fooled is the patient, not the public. They can look GOOD for their age, but there is something that happens in the eyes that can’t go away and they never really look younger.
Trying to hard just ends up seeming creepy.
Ugh, give it up already MADONNA!!!
If it makes you feel better Madonna, I’m fuming about having had to see them
Put on some clothes and act your age Grandma
Although you’re still better looking than Courtney Stodden
sillies, it’s just her halloween outfit…yeah, and it’s scary!!!
Ew. Granny Madge’s Maxi Vadge is Gross.
@daisy424 No, you are not.
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