YIKES! This is Naomi Campbell’s Vogue Thailand cover for November. Is this a Photoshop disaster or a Botox disaster? I think it’s both. I’ve long suspected that Naomi has been getting Botox and fillers, and I think someone got a little overzealous with the airbrushing. Naomi looks like a plastic doll here.

Anyway, Naomi is currently promoting The Face, which seems to be getting more and more buzz, mostly because of Naomi. I’ve never watched it, but critics say it’s a standard modeling competition, which could be boring, except that Naomi is so crazy and angry, everybody is just watching her. The Mirror’s critic wrote: “The seething supermodel is such a rubbish mentor that terrible Team Naomi loses every challenge. And with each new humiliating defeat her volcanic temper erupts like Vesuvius.” Apparently, one of Naomi’s pep-talks was: “It’s a disgrace. I hope you guys pull it together or God help you. I’m just going to put my head in the oven and close my eyes… DON’T CRY CHLOE!” So, basically The Face is a docu-drama series of Naomi yelling at people and losing her temper. Which is funny because as Naomi promotes The Face, she’s being forced to discuss how much she’s “changed”:

Talking these days about her well-documented anger problems, Naomi Campbell feels another emotion, overwhelmingly – sadness.

“I made anger management serious. Anger is an emotion. There were things I had to deal with. You have to deal with it,” Campbell, 43, says in an interview airing Saturday on Britain’s The Jonathan Ross Show, according to the Mirror.

The British supermodel – who, among other incidents, pleaded guilty to assault charges for throwing a cell phone at a housekeeper in 2006 – then begins to tear up, and tells the show’s host: “I’m crying, you made me cry!”

Campbell, who says she dedicated herself to anger-management classes, also speaks about her past drug use, which included cocaine addiction.

“I don’t want to go back,” she says. “No matter what it is that you’re addicted to – you can be addicted to work – all it is, is an escapism. It’s escaping something, no matter what.”

“For me, I came to my realization at 29 that I didn’t like myself the way I was, and that was it.”

Campbell, who looks stunning as “The First Lady of Fashion” in a new W Magazine spread, just takes it day by day now.

“I’m no perfect human being,” she says. “I’m just living, and I’m just breathing.”

[From People]

Nice attempt to deflect by Naomi. Apparently, Ross told her to “f—k off” after she said she was crying too. That’s basically like, “OMG, I can’t believe we’re talking about how I assaulted a bunch of people, you’re making me cry, you’re so mean!” Classic. Ross also asked her about her love life, although I’m not sure either of them even said Vladimir Doronin’s name. I suspect Doronin is still banging Luo Zilin, Naomi’s former protégé, and so Naomi plays this for sympathy too, saying: “I kind of did settle down, just not with the right person. This is my life, I am happy.”

Photos courtesy of Vogue, WENN.