On Monday, I wrote about some weekend photos of Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth in the Canary Islands. Chris is there to film his sad boat movie, The Heart of the Sea, and Elsa is there just because. It had been a while since we’d seen Elsa – she was nowhere to be seen during The Largely Absent Hemsworth’s promotional tour for Thor 2: The Largely Present Hiddleston. Usually, Elsa can’t get enough of red carpets. Usually, she would “help out” her husband by getting pap’d with baby India out in Venice Beach. But not so much for Thor 2.
Which led me to theorize months ago that Elsa was/is pregnant. She looked pregnant-ish back in September, at the Toronto Film Festival, and a quiet pregnancy would have gone a long way to explaining why Elsa and Chris were acting so weird this fall. (Sidenote: I had another theory involving Chris maybe fooling around, but that’s a theory for another time.) Anyway, long story short, I didn’t really think Elsa looked pregnant in the photos from the weekend. Everyone yelled at me and said that OF COURSE she looked pregnant. So do I have to eat it?
Well, Hola! (Hello! Mag in Spain) says that Elsa is pregnant. I don’t think they have a confirmation from anyone in the family, it just seems like they did what I did – looked at the photos and made an assumption, only they came to a different conclusion. Hello UK has a story too, and they make it sound like Hola doesn’t have a hard confirmation either. So… is she pregnant? Eh. I’m including more photos from the weekend, and there are some shots where she does look bumpier. So maybe.
UPDATE: Confirmed!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Congrats to them if you true. India is an adorable munchkin. More DaddyHemsworth is always good.
Going by boobs alone, I’d say yes, lol! They look a bit full, right?
Heh. More important than Kaiser’s grudging admittance that we might have been right (although credit for the earlier calling-of-it), is the vindication of my criticism of CHemboy. Did he do family time (and possibly dinner) AGAIN in those vile gym clothes? MAN ALIVE, BUY SOME SPORT SOCKS. If he didn’t get his Thor bonus, he could ask Tom to ask Cumby to loan him a spare set – I’m sure he has dozens, as long as CHemboy doesn’t mind embroidered owls. I’m also sure that if preggo women can’t go near cat litter, CHemboy’s sweaty trainers are equally out of the question.
ha, I love everything about your post.
Yes, we were right all along.
And of course she’s going to have as many babies as she can — she has that (Hams) on lockdown.
I am going into mourning. FML. Yeah, I dont care that I am far too invested into a fictional character… (in this case, an actor is just as fictional as a Norse god)
@Kaiser and CB – Chris said in at least 1 interview that the reason Mrs has been MIA is that she has been working on a project in Hawaii at the time as his Thor2 promo tour. Tho of course that project might have been ‘gestating’…
Yes. A project that locks CHemboy in for another 18 years. She isn’t silly.
Indeed. Even if they break up, they’ll be forever bonded by their children.
And by that, I presume you mean “she’ll forget be bonded to his bank account.”
Is it wrong that I would much rather prefer HIM as a full-time single parent? >.<
Forget? That woman will never forget anyone”s bank account. Remember that ridiculous castle Brody bought to live with her? Oh, yes, after she dumped him she had the nerve to claim it was her even though they hadn’t been married.
Fanty meant ‘forever’. Spelling issues are excused by emotional distressed.
Whoops. Typo. I meant “forever.”
Although, to be fair, hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! for that to happen to Adrien Brody.
Don’t laugh…dude got played HARD. Same could happen to our Cumby and his penchant for pretty, long legged, blond famewhores.
I tried to avoid this post about Pa-tacky being pregnant but I just couldn’t sustain.
I will sound like a jealous hating biatch when I say this.
But why, why, why, why her she doesn’t deserve him. She’s a famewhore who uses famous men to stay relevant and paid. She dumped Brody when his star started to fade and two days later she was with Olivier Martinez. Now she knows she has a good thing with our Chemsboy. Why why, why?
I join Fanty’s hahahahahhahahahahaha re: Brody – that is my favorite part about Remora.
@Anna and Marty… well *sigh*
@Eve, that castle-grabbing story was so pathetic and gross on her part. I guess this means she’s laying claim to this gorgeous property in Malibu he bought from Paul Hogan (Crocodile Dundee) a few months ago: http://bit.ly/1bmYyge.
@ J.Eyre and T.Fanty:
You guys are so mean…you know I like Brody and have always wished the best for him. Unfortunately his d*ck met Remora and the rest is history.
😥
@ Drea:
That’s kinda surreal, isn’t it? ” Thor bought house from Crocodile Dundee”. Ha!
From the way the shirt is lifting up I’d say yes.. if it’s true than it explain his weird behaviour during Thor 2 promotions.. let’s wait and see.
These photos show a definite bump. My guess is she’s 4-6 months along as its that pronounced. I’ll bet she and Gwen S are due roughly about the same time.
ETA: In the top two photos she looks HUGE!
Of course she’s pregnant – look at the woman, she’s probably a good 6 months gone.
I know right. She’s clearly pregnant.
I get an odd, territorial feeling of doom when people attempt to make my favorite books into movies.
This is one of those times. Loved Heart of the Sea.
They’d better do it right.
I’m surprised how boring he is. I thought he would really be someone to watch, but yeah… at this point, he better be happy with this family unit because now he’s two kids in.
Well congrats to them I suppose, they make cute babies.
I would believe it Kaiser. Elsa has gone to Hola! with all her previous “exclusives” including her first pregnancy and wedding photos. She probably has an agreement with them.
FU Marty
BC you are totally right.
PS – sorry. grumpy. not at you, obviously. YOU I love…
Hey, why does Marty get a special FU and I don’t? I deserve an FU too, you know?
*stomps foot furiously*
And I left two nice pictures of the HAMS for you (and one for me, of coure) on that thread where he looked scruffy. Here:
http://www.celebitchy.com/334650/chris_hemsworth_elsa_pataky_look_thin_not_pregnant_in_the_canary_islands/
Oh, Anna. Come hop on my knee while I give you a big hug. And possibly a strong drink. I think you need it today.
Eve –
You don’t get an FU bc apparently you were the first to catch on to the evils of Remora and hadn’t done anything about that!
PS – this isnt the kind of FU you want anyway….
Fanty –
Make that a triple. Please.
Don’t worry Anna, I’m totally with you! But we knew this was coming, she has no career, what else is she going to do. After all “suportive wife and mother” is her best angle now. Especially that’s she’s getting older(not that she’s old) but her options aren’t that vast.
Does this make you feel even a tiny bit better?
http://hxhxh.tumblr.com/post/67446737277
@Marty –
YES. In a way that’s ripping me apart.
@ Anna:
But, but, but…I was trying to prepare you for the inevitable bad news.
*kicks can to the curb*
Doesnt your marvelous @ss have MARVELous superpowers?
Which you hadnt used for good. So… no FU F U.
I am with you Kaiser on Chris fooling around. Elsa found out and it going to hang on to Thor hell or high water…or until she can upgrade.
Kind of Brendan Fraser and wife… She asked for a split after three children and his downfall as an actor… Sorry Chris, better you go to acting classes or you will end up in a hut and your wife in a manor asking for your paychecks because she can’t bear to live differently from what she used to…
From the big clothes and the grandparents carrying her daughter for her I say yes. She was too busy throwing up to make it to Thor red carpets.
I called it first — and I can prove it! There is a thread about HAMsworth absence and I suggested it.
Can’t you just… make her go away?
My dear, if I were a super hero, my super power would be “poof” people away.
“Elsa Pataky — POOF!” Gone…
I think that would make you the Marvel’s UBER-BOSS, trumping Thanos.
Can you make me have an affair with him? I know he destroys everything in his path but I have such a crush on him.
On Thanos? Go for it. I will it. Please suck Wagon into the Vortex of Destruction in the process.
That would make her Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds.
Eat her. Eat her now.
It’s so hard to go ‘yay baby’ when her track record is awful.
@ Dommy Dearest:
I know about Galactus. But I have a crush on Thanos — I’d like to be his Mistress Death.
😀
On the scale of which I like better I go with Thanos all the way. Galatcus is needed for balance but you can’t touch Thanos on his intellect. Being able to construct shields that wipes Galactus’ power out due to the amount he needs to use to break it plus being able to knock him back across the universe, Thanos has my vote. I was going on the most powerful doe 😛
But it is now confirmed. And I’m just sitting here like this:
:l
She sure made it harder for him to leave her once problems come out (which I don’t doubt they will come out eventually). I’ve seen hella comments about there being something off with him as well as hearing rumors he isn’t quite as faithful as they’d have us believe. In any case, congrats to the family but I’m keeping my popcorn on stand by.
Yeah yeah, okay okay whatever the “I called it” and other whoever was or might have been right… She needs to give them life tips, woman climbed her way up that male celebs list ladder and she’s living the life, can’t fault her for that! 😀
I love this couple so I hope it’s true.
Did no one ever talk about the fact that there was a period a few months ago where he didn’t seem to be wearing his wedding ring, even in his “off” time when filming Cyber?…and Elsa never seemed to visit the set. That was weird.
whaaaat.
Can someone remind me why everyone seems to hate his wife?
She has a long history of up-trading her famous boyfriends. Google Pataky Brody castle for the whole backstory on that one. Anyway, the gossipy gospel is that Pataky went after Hemsworth like a predator and he’s too innocent/sweet/stupid to know he’s been had.
It nicely plays into stereotypes about Australian men, surfer dudes, European women, older women, and Hollywood shenanigans.
Plus, that whole situation with Brody buying her a castle is just astounding.
Personally, I like to give everyone in the story a little more credit than that. But the gossip alternative does have a certain wicked appeal.
That castle episode was freaky, but I feel better knowing it was only a New York castle. Kinda homespun. If Brody had bought her a castle in Ireland then I’d be pissed.
Oh, goodness. I had been wondering why people here tended to be hard on this woman who I’d never heard about before. The Adrian Brody thing seems embarrassing for everyone involved, even with the most charitable assumptions.
Ellen: “Anyway, the gossipy gospel is that Pataky went after Hemsworth like a predator and he’s too innocent/sweet/stupid to know he’s been had.”
Bingo in a nutshell (probably not , but it seems so much like this.
If he were my hubby, I’d be knocked up 24/7
If they confirm with People/US by Thursday, we will at least have to give them props for the best possible timing. However meager the gossip bump, this is the week that Thor falls off the radar, and a pregnancy confirmation keeps Hemsworth in the news one more week.
Excellent theory! You are no Gossip rookie.
Confirmed today by People.
the size of Elsa’s breasts don’t scream she’s pregnant she could still be nursing India the world health organization recommends up to two years where possible. even if it’s true it’s none of the public’s business and she’s in her mid-late 30’s so her fertility is dwindling. yes India is an adorable little girl have loved that name since I was a youngster myself because of the film MR & MRS Bridge based on the Evan S Connell Novels
Looks very pregnant. 6 months along something.
PS- The article says she’s three months along which would fall in line when people started to first suspect it back in Sept.
Now I want to know your other theories Kaiser! Please share, pretty please?
Are we really speculating? All it takes is a pair of eyes to see that the woman is very clearly pregnant. Congrats to the couple, a lot of women hate on Elsa but Chris obviously adores her and there’s no denying..they sure do make beautiful babies 🙂
People magazine just confirmed that she is pregnant. Good call!
I don’t know how this didn’t happen sooner. If I were married to Chris Hemsworth, I’d hit that all day long, 24/7. You go Elsa!
Congratulations, I guess.
If I hadn’t heard how up tradey she is, I’d be a little happier for them. I don’t know–fameho’s/users CAN fall in love genuinely, but I don’t see those relationships lasting. What happens if Chris’s career goes down in a few years?? He’s hot now–because of Thor–but I don’t think they’ll ever be like Brad and Angelina—their every move photographed, for 8 years and counting….so I guess we’ll see. They make a cute kid though.
My thoughts precisely.
Honestly, I couldn’t believe you doubted her pregnancy in the last post. It’s was pretty obvious.
I went on other sites regarding the announcements, and comments are veering to the alleged porn past. Then I went on her Wikipedia page, no mention of an adult film career, but it does list her dating history: Brody was two years, then Oliver Martinez, then Chris. Funny, a YouTube video claims Elsa had 5-7 guys before she bagged Hemsworth. It does mention the Brody castle though. Anyhoo, her credits reads B list actress (I didn’t know she was in “Snakes on a Plane”). She’s 37 years old, which is unfortunately seen as long in the tooth for a Hollywood actress unless she has some serious talent. She gets press and entree’ into Hollywood’s A-list social circles because she’s Mrs. Chris Hemsworth.
As for the new baby, I’m a little perturbed about it. In any of the pictures out there, Elsa rarely holds India. It’s always Chris or her mother or his parents with her. How is she going to be with this new one?
Chris creeping, who knows? In recent interviews he gushes about his daughter and nothing about his wife when the family question comes up. And it’s bad when people are rooting for the jump-off. If this is true, Chris and Liam can really pick ’em.