“Gwyneth Paltrow deigned to wear a pair of unflattering mom jeans” links

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Go to Dlisted to get a good look at Gwyneth Paltrow’s peasanty mom jeans!! [Dlisted]
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds are in Aspen for the holidays. [LaineyGossip]
The Wolf of Wall Street = Spring Breakers. [Pajiba]
The Fug Girls take on Kim Kardashian’s hellscape Birkin bag. [Go Fug Yourself]
Snoop Lion went to the White House. Seriously. [Buzzfeed]
Lisa Vanderpump got a new swan, our national nightmare is over. [Reality Tea]
Gal Gadot wants no part of the bolt-on thing. [The Blemish]
Sofia Vergara looks great in a bikini, obviously. [Popoholic]
Stevie Nicks officiates weddings now…? [Evil Beet]
Patrick Swayze’s widow is getting remarried. [Wonderwall]
I forgot that Anthony Kiedis has a son named Everly. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Selena Gomez is battling lupus? [Bitten & Bound]
Britney Spears doesn’t have much confidence. [Amy Grindhouse]
Justin Bieber’s documentary bombed. HARD. [PopBytes]
Vanessa Hudgens and the great jogging conspiracy. [IDLY]

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  1. Patricia says:

    I’m just totally loving the fact that the Biebs’ documentary was a FAIL. I saw that coming and I’m not one bit surprised.

  2. Mairead says:

    I don’t think anyone is surprised at Bieber.

    I had hoped there would be a mention of Michael Schumacher here. He was such a hero of mine and I am actually sick to the pit if my stomach at the news. Other “celebs” I greatly admired, like Tim Samaras, died this year and it is so shocking to hear that Schumi’s life might be in danger as well.

    • gg says:

      Thank you for calling that to my attention. Very sad and I hope he recovers. This is very grim news however.

      • Mairead says:

        No probs gg… I shared it on Facebook if you catch it and will post any updates there. There was a press conference today which described what was done. Sky News (which is decent for a Murdoch venture) has pretty good coverage. Hedda didn’t like the sound of the coma though :/

  3. BooBooLaRue says:

    LOL at the jeans – here’s to seeing and hearing less about her bonyass in 2014!

  4. SolitaryAngel says:

    She really should wear a bra; in the top photo, her nips are crooked.

  5. lucy2 says:

    I don’t know which makes me happier, Goop in mom jeans or Baby Bieber’s movie bombing hard. It didn’t even make back its measly $5 million budget! I doubt it will, but let’s hope this restores a bit of humility and common sense – you can’t act like a royal a-hole and expect everyone to still love and support you.

  6. Dreamyk says:

    My eyes..they burn! Can Goop wearing parachute pants be far behind?

  7. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    In these photos goopy looks like Heidi Klum.

  8. Jag says:

    Did you see where Beyonce is – rightfully so, imo – being slammed for using audio from the Challenger explosion as part of her new “love song” XO? She needs to remove the audio and apologize, imo.

    I think Goopy wearing those jeans means she’s trying to act like a peasant!

  9. janie says:

    Well Bieber… Looks like you’ve managed to alienate just about everyone? Your bad behavior has taken its toll… Karma baby!

  10. Abbicci says:

    Goop isn’t wearing Mom Jeans. She is wearing Mother Superior Jeans.

  11. jferber says:

    I’m happy to report that Goop has a horrible profile. She’s paid so much to have a full-on-view of her face look good, but she’s totally ignored the side view. Not sure what she could do to make it better, but I’m glad that she looks so ordinary, even homely, from the side. Also notice that in the frontal view, she’s sure to wear an attention-garnering top where her nipples show.

    • I’ve never thought that Goop was all that good looking. I think she’s cute, and she had a clean, simple style (that I’ve been told she stole from Carolyn Bassette Kennedy–who actually was very beautiful and unique, imo) when she was younger—but that’s about it. She’s not even charismatic–I can’t stand Julia Robert’s acting (with the exception of Pretty Woman), but I’ve seen a few interviews and pictures of her when she was young and the IT girl–she had charisma–she drew you in, even in a flippin’ video. Goop has never had that to me. I tried to watch ‘Emma’–couldn’t make it through a minute, because of her weird accent in the movie.

      And I am totally jealous that Steven Spielberg is her godfather. I wonder if he takes her to task, like he did with Drew Barrymore—after the way she behaved at one of his kid’s bar mitzvah’s, I would hope so….

  12. Dorothy says:

    As bad as those pants are, they are far better than her mothering skills. Not a nice mom at all. Just more PR BS to look real, then hawk on GOOP probably. Really ticked at Vanity Fair – her lousy mothering was one on of the topics on the agenda. The only other Mom I have ever judged like this was a Foster Parent Mom who used money for child to spend on crack…but Gwyneth lacks all natural protective judgement and warmth of a mom. She upsets them horribly with her actions, ignores them coldly in private and uses them as PR props. Again, she is awful. Contact VF and complain people….this women needs to be exposed for the sham she is. (And actually I just made 2 positive posts about other Moms that are yes good Moms so don’t hate me, but it’s true – she is no Mom!)
    ANd probably paid mucho $$$ for that outfit too, as she has on all areas of her appearance, and, again calculated this in yet another vain attempt to make her likeable – yeah, right 🙂 Happy New Year fellow readers, all the best to you and yours!

    • Holly says:

      I don’t get the bad mom vibe from her at all – can you elaborate on that a bit more? You sound like you have inside info!

      • Where ya been, Holly? I feel like I haven’t ‘seen’ you….busy with the family (and holidays)?

      • Holly says:

        Hi, Virgilia! You are sweet to notice my absence- that makes me feel special ;-). I have been busy with the holidays and also really nauseous – it turns out I’m pregnant with kiddo #2. I’m completely freaked out and emotional/hormonal ;-). Just feeling very protective of my relationship with my son and not wanting anyone to come between us. Boy, I bet that was more than you bargained for, huh?

      • I have a really good memory, so I tend to notice when the ‘regulars’ don’t post as often….congratulations! That’s exciting—I hope your son doesn’t get too jealous. My little nephew used to get jealous if his mom was holding any other baby. But hopefully he won’t be.

        Your Christmas sounds better than mine–my grandma came to dinner drunk (she was so drunk that she didn’t notice that instead of coca cola and vodka, my mom was giving her coke and water), didn’t eat anything, and started crying and screaming part way through dinner 🙁 But the rest of the day was better….

        Hope you have twins! 😉 (just kidding though, I only said it because I’m a twin)

      • Holly says:

        Okay, you have officially scared the sh*t out of me with the twin talk. Your mother is a saint lol. Thank you for the kind words- my son is almost 3 – he actually loves babies and often asks me to ‘get’ one, but I’m sure it will be different when there is one taking mommy and daddy’s attention ;-). Sorry your Xmas was so dramatic, but your mom sounds awesome and it is at least a good story – I got a great visual! Everyone has a drunk relative during the holidays, right?! Much love to you, sweet girl.

      • That IS the question–whether or not he’ll love him/her when he/she comes out. Hopefully. I was worried about that with my aunt–her youngest child was five when she gave birth to another baby–a girl. But he LOVES her. He just wants someone to play with, and to be the boss of.

        And I should be scared with the twin talk–twins run in my family. Every generation, we’ve had at least one set of twins–thankfully my cousin had my generation’s set, but anything’s possible. I teased my aunt for her entire pregnancy–that she should have twins.

        My mom is awesome–took me a few years to notice it though 🙂

        Have a great New Years with your baby and husband!

  13. homegrrrl says:

    I’m alone here but I ADORE that bag. Seedy evil art on an elitest product? Ryate up my alley. I would love if this were second hand, then it would be aFUGingMazing. Don’t love the KK look of stuffing her indoorsy formless body into sweatshop fashions, and don’t love the Kanye rants on whatever strikes his mind that moment…but I LOVE the bag.

  14. Holly says:

    It’s not often GP wears things that make me go WTF, but she’s done it with this outfit. I truly can’t believe it.

  15. phlyfiremama says:

    Ya’ll: American Hustle was SO FUNNY!!! And tense and dramatic and everything but…so funny. OMG Jennifer Lawrence~my Husband (who could really care less about awards) said that she should be nominated for Best Supporting Actress for this movie. I have been trying to resist the JLaw charm but doggone it~I frigging love her. She is my girl crush, and so BELIEVEABLE in every role I have seen her in.

  16. Kosmos says:

    Those are just a wide-legged summer-type of pant in denim material, that’s all. I’m sure that Gweneth has skinny jeans and a number of different jean styles she can slip into. I don’t see why we have to just be stuck on one trend and one style and if we’re not, it’s scary because we can be talked about, Oh my…..anyway, what I’m trying to say is that yes, there is fashion, but in the real fashion world, I believe there exists styles and types of clothing not familiar to the rest of us who just see the trendy everyday styles. She’s probably just trying to wear some real comfort clothes and I think that’s OK that she’s not every moment concerned with fitting into the mold of the trend-setting crowd.

  17. This is OT: Just read on the dailymail that Dwayne Wade (the dude who’s engaged to Gabrielle Union) got some chick pregnant, while he and Gabrielle were on a ‘break’–yeah, okay. You made your bed, Gabby. The ring is beautiful though…

    • kibbles says:

      I saw that today too. Gabrielle must be blinded by the expensive jewels and vacations this douchebag lavishes her with while sleeping with other women on the side. It doesn’t make sense to many of us that a beautiful woman with her own money would put up with this, but I guess for some people, they can never have enough money. Just look at Selma Hayak and her unattractive husband who impregnated Linda Evangelista while they were on a break. Selma was wealthy already, but she wanted more. I can understand a normal woman putting up with this for the cash, but women who are already millionaires putting up with cheaters and playboys remains a mystery to me.

      • I don’t understand it either. Gabrielle can have any dude she wants, basically. She can afford NOT to have a dude, and not have to worry about the things that us ‘normal’ people do. An extreme example would be maybe not breaking up with your SO because you can’t afford to go out on your own–that sort of thing.

        And Salma Hayek’s husband–girl, I thought he was like in his sixties or something. I could not believe that he is only TWO years older than her. And the only thing that seems attractive about him is his money—not his personality, his character, looks. Nothing. I don’t get it with her either–she’s rich from her career AND she’s from a super rich family. Did she want a baby daddy that bad? I’d rather be single.

  18. Annie says:

    Kill me but I actually like GP’s drawstring jeans.