Remember when Kim Kardashian posted those “butt and boob” selfies over the weekend, and I asked you if her body looked “real, chopped or ‘Shopped”? Of course you remember. The overwhelming majority of you opted for “Photoshopped” but some of you also thought Kim has had some strategic lipo as well. NO ONE thought the photos were real. NO ONE. Dozens of blogs and media outlets ran stories from “experts” who detailed all of the reasons why the photos were Photoshopped. Well, funny story. Kim’s rep denied it!!
Kim Kardashian slammed rumors that she had Photoshopped her Instagram photos to look thinner and bustier. “She did not Photoshop the image,” Kardashian’s rep told E! Jan. 7.
Kardashian lost 50 pounds just six months after giving birth to daughter North by following the low-carb Atkins diet and working out several days a week combining cardio exercise with light weight-training.
Kim said she has gone back on the Atkins diet after indulging over the Christmas break. “I am starting [Atkins] again this week, since I ate a lot over the holidays,” she said.
The Photoshop controversy erupted after Kim posted two Instagram selfies while wearing an exercise bra and black tights. In the snapshots, a voluptuous Kardashian sports a tiny waist, an ample bosom and her trademark curvy glutes.
Kim vehemently maintains that her body is the result of a strict diet and grueling workouts. Last month, she slammed rumors that she lost weight by getting $80,000 in plastic surgery and liposuction treatments. Kardashian said she was frustrated that people continue to believe that her body is not 100 percent natural and the result of hard work.
“I work out so hard and this was such a challenge for me but I did it,” she said. “I’m so proud of my accomplishment and no one will take this away from me with fake reports!”
“She did not Photoshop the image”? Is this something we need to parse? Like, maybe it wasn’t KIM who Photoshopped the image, maybe it was someone on her staff. Maybe it was Kanye. Or maybe it wasn’t technically “Photoshop” – maybe it was some other program? Perhaps the same program Miranda Kerr was utilizing? This is so stupid. Everyone knows she Photoshops her photos – she even gets Us Weekly to Photoshop her “exclusive” photos too.
Hilariously, Kim’s rep even took the time to outright deny that Kim is wearing a weave too. According to The Daily Mail, “A spokesperson for Kim denied the reality star wears extensions.” Again, perhaps it’s just semantics. Maybe Kim’s weave isn’t technically an “extension” piece.
Of course, the other option is that Kim is a blatant liar and she thinks everyone is too stupid to notice. Oh, and there’s another option: that she’s lying so that she can get more attention.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim’s Instagram.
if her lips are moving – shes lying
She is a lawyer’s daughter, so it’s probably congenital!
Or maybe she’s merely spinning the truth – *she* didn’t photoshop the image; it’s a hair extension piece (singular). Like she didn’t marry Kris H for TV money – it was TV money AND publicity AND gifts…
She is a pathological liar; in her mind “working out” and doing “Atkins” equals a trip to the plastic surgeon for lipo.
She was dumped by tracy anderson for laziness. While Kim wears work out wear it is all for the paps. This girl has never broken a sweat in her life.
When her lips are moving she is lying – I thought that was only used against Jennifer Aniston by the media and public.
But it also fits KK although I think she is more like lying by omission than anything else.
I dont know why celebs deny wearing extensions and doing hair treatments when it is so obvious. Why not just admit it instead of being called out liar?
Maybe they think that if they repeat the lie often enough we’ll eventually start to believe it? Although with warped doorframes and floors to prove that she is lying, it’s so incredibly stupid of her to keep denying and denying and denying.
Everything out of her mouth is a lie, including ‘a’ and ‘the’. How can you tell she’s lying? She’s breathing 😀
Oh I believe her. Why? Because she doesn’t look that great. Her butt is huge in that photo. I have no doubt she’s telling the truth. Her hair looks bad too and again, I think she’s telling the truth. I don’t know why people think she’s lying. If she looked fabulous, then yes, of course. Then you could accuse her of getting photoshop, etc.
I have heard so much GD drivel from Kim about her body after baby and how hard she worked and how proud she is of herself and what she had to endure to get it back that I could scream, but I can’t recall a single statement since North’s birth about how proud or happy she is about her daughter. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she secretly resented North because of what carrying her did to her body.
Mother of the year right here. Although I guess she learned at the feet of the master.
So true!
is there any way to photoshop a soul into kimmy?
+100
Oh please. If she didn’t shop those butt selfies, she really needs to get that doorframe looked at. Can’t be good when they’re bending like that!
Bahahahaha
especially when the butt shot the door curves inwards, and the frontal selfie, the door curves outwards hahahahah. it would be tragic if it wasnt so funny.
Seriously! How many people are going to put these obviously shopped or liquified pics out there before they learn from each other!
ETA: I just went back to look at both and the door frames are jacked in different ways in each. I can’t believe she is so stupid!
Perhaps that’s what reality is like on this planet she lives on.
Apparently, she lives in a carnival funhouse.
my bad, its obviously the funhouse mirror distorting the door hahahahaha
Stop with this doorframe. Don’t you know there is a lot of earthquakes in LA. OK?!
I’m not saying they weren’t ‘shopped… BUT… if the pic is taken in a mirror, and the mirror is a little off, it could be that that is what is bending the doorframe. Just sayin’.
However, in both pics she is clearly positioning herself as flatteringly as possible (see Beyoncé’s Shape cover), sucking her stomach in and all that.
Why am I even bothering discussing this fameho?! Sigh. *shamed*
As if Kim would have an imperfect mirror in her bathroom.
eh, tried to post pics where i used straight lines, and you could see the door waving all over, but html didn’t work, and i don’t want my photobucket all over. oh well.
verdict is, trick be lyin’
Just what I predicted- deny it and then play the victim. “I work so hard and everyone is so mean!”
Please. It’s obviously been altered, just like her hairline, and she knew both would get her more attention.
Does she think we are stupid? It must be a very sad life if the only thing that matters to you is how you look. The thing is, people would have maybe started to like her if she showed a maternal side and put her daughter first instead of posting selfies and her butt all the time. It happened to other hated celebs like Snooki, Kourtney K, Peaches Geldof.
this ^. And how hard is to get back to shape when it’s not like she has regular job nor she’s raising kid alone. This is her big life accomplishment and it’s fake. Sad
It is sad when your looks are the only thing that matters. It must be exhausting to live that way. Can’t even imagine it.
This. And why does she NEVER talk about her daughter. I hurt for that baby.
I really think it’s only exhausting if you actually have a brain that you use. She’s more like a petulant 4 yo child who is wildly reactive to the most recent thing that happened to her then easily moves her attention on to the next thing completely forgetting what happened before. She’ll lie, cry, scream to get her way then be extremely happy when she does. Plus she obviously has body dis morph. She already dresses “too small” for her body type. She looks in the mirror and sees the most beautiful girl in the world and she always will.
Yeah, spending your life looking in the mirror, being so self-absorbed that all you can think about, in every waking moment, is being the “fairest of them all”. Further, she said somewhere that she and Kanye have “fashion” as a common denominator in their relationship. Can anyone imagine having “fashion” (and playing dress up, and then reading what everyone says about you and discussing it ad nauseum) as the glue that binds your relationship together??????? Wow.
Well if it ain’t photoshopped then i want those crocked floors and bendy doors! Such a bold interior design!
That photo was taken at her mom’s house. Just watch some of the episodes of their show, you can clearly see that door is straight on film.
I don’t get it, it boggles the mind. Why post photos that have obviously been jacked with when you don’t have to? I just don’t understand why someone would need that much attention. Her body isn’t bad, but it’s also not what’s in that top photo, why the hell lie? The fact that this family is famous just makes me want to bang my head against a desk.. fingers crossed it knocks me out..
And why would she have her people lie? I mean just stay quiet. We all know that the photos have been altered. Just shut it. And the weave thing? why? everyone wears extensions why deny it? It’s just soooo strange.
I don’t know about her body, since every single part is fake, we don’t even know how her real body would look like.
This is my personal opinion. Everything she does is calculated. She made the photoshop OBVIOUS on purpose…just so it would get the media’s attention, so that she could later deny it. Same with the hair weave thing. She did that on PURPOSE just to get attention and then later deny it. This is what this family does. She used to go to jewelry stores, call the paps to meet her there, try on engagement rings, and then walk out. She would wait for the story the next day “Kim spotted trying on engagement rings, is Reggie ready to propose?”. She then would go on her twitter/blog and deny the claim. Her ex-publicist admitted to this !
I don’t comment much, especially on these people, but I replied to you the other day about her every move being calculated. I agreed with u and said she probably posted the pics so she could deny she has a weave at all. Now look what she is doing. I almost can’t believe it because I truly cannot imagine thinking like she does! All that mindless energy devoted to one useless topic. Mind-boggling.
Yes, I read your reply the other day and thought you were spot on !
I thought the old tale was that your nose grew when you lied. Looks like the opposite happens for Kim.
Then she will soon be noseless.
I think in her warped little pea brain she isn’t lying
“I didn’t photoshop those pictures’
my friend did
Haha. That depends on what the definition of is is.
That’s my favorite line ever. If I recall, I was actually watching the deposition when Clinton said that and my brain exploded because I loved it so much.
like someone put it…since CHYNA is her new ‘friend’ Kim just posted the foto because she knows how Dformed Chyna her backside looks…Standing next to Chyna, Kim looks so much better (FROM BEHIND THAT IS!) No Photoshop, i do believe her. How dare we doubt her 😉
She says it so you will talk about her. Just Say No. PLEASE!
These people can lie without even blinking. Isn’t she the one ho claims she hasn’t had any work done,when i see old ics of her and a Paris Hilton-looks like a completely different person. Gurl Sit
Good God–is her pr agent Huvane, too? Next we’ll be hearing denials about how she doesn’t eat baby food to keep her size two ass…..
Funny you should ask that. Her new publicist is the co-founder of Slate PR. Guess who the other co-founder is? Stephen Huvane.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/kim-kardashian-publicist_n_3935838.html
I think this whole “Kanye wants privacy for this daugther” is a very convenient thing for Kim, because she can totally act like this baby doesn’t exist and it is all because of “privacy”. I think she could be out and about with her daughter while still being low key so that the baby is not affected by the attention that her stupid “mother” craves. Like dress down, don’t call the paps, don’t visit Pap hotspots. But she doesn’t want to. Imagine how much time she spends EVERY day with her “glam squad” of people doing her hair and make up just for strolling up and down random streets. And then the time and effort she spends on those selfies. Again-glam squad, taking 1000x pictures, photoshopping. And then all the shopping and travelling she does. I guess she spends max 1-2 days with her daughter per week, hopefully North has loving nannies. If you compare it to her sister Kourtney who is always papped with her babies but it doesn’t seem like she uses them for a sell-out. Most of the time she looks normal, tired and not over the top styled, but she still makes an effort to look decent, but you can tell she is just going on in a “normal” way with her life which of course includes her children. Kim is really a soulless Zombie.
North doesn’t stand a chance with the parents she has. Poor kid. Look how Kim turned out after being raised by Kris.
Keeping the baby out of the media is something I approve of and respect. I hope it continues.
She must be lying for attention. Surely she doesnt think everyone else is as stupid as her?
She is so trashy. It doesn’t matter what she does, she is CHEAP and tacky.
Her butt looks ridiculous and don’t get me started on her friend.
The images were altered without a doubt. Anyone, ANYONE with functioning vision can see they’ve been altered. The statements that KK did not alter them herself are probably true. Some lackey did the deed. Seriously doubt this woman is capable of doing anything other than pushing the camera button and posting evidence of her desperation and vapidness online.
The sad part is that her diet and exercise program have her in great shape. She’d look fine without photoshop
She has some serious issues if she’s in great shape but still shopping the crap out of her selfies. Get a therapist
This!!!! She looks great! Why fiddle with it?
Her body has been photoshopped in real life anyway, she better look good with no clothes.
She is that most narcissistic, fakest person on the planet.
I think Kim is trolling us. She knows that everyone else knows the pictures were altered and simply doesn’t care. She gets even more attention this way, which is really all she wants. And of course she wears extensions; all the sisters obviously do. I kinda don’t blame her for refusing to admit the obvious.
Oh I still blame them, but I agree that she is trolling. Her entire life has been one long troll. I don’t need warped doors to know the pic is a fake — seeing her walk around is all the proof I need. That, and she’s a kardashian.
“I think Kim is trolling us. ”
That’s the first thought that occurred to me, too. My next thought: ‘Don’t feed the trolls’.
Two things are true:
1) the original image was digitally altered
2) Kim is wearing a hairpiece that did not grow out of her own scalp.
I think her camp thinks they’re not lying if they say, “She did not Photoshop the image”, when the truth is that someone altered the photo using some sort of digital manipulation program.
If she wants to alter her photos to her Fantasyland idea of what she “should” look like, and wear “supplemental hair”, that’s just fine with me. She shouldn’t have responded to these comments. She desperately needs attention, and that’s sad. Poor North.
Like she had something original left on her body…
Between hanging with Blac Chyna, working out, pap walks and selfie taking, when does this woman tend to her baby?
When she approves the deposit receipts to her team of nannies.
Oh please, I’ve seen a picture of her when she was a teenager; in my opinion she has also had a nose and chin job.
Side note-anyone else notice she never carried that hideous bag Kanye got her after it’s first outing?
Yeah because she knows the public laughed and hated it. If the public had liked it, you would have seen her carrying that thing everywhere. If she truly likes it, she should rock it. Unfortunately, Kim has no taste of her own, she is not her own person. She does what people tell her to do. What a waste of money. I wonder if Kanye got it for free as so many rich celebs get things for free.
“Kardashian said she was frustrated that people continue to believe that her body is not 100 percent natural” AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dear lord, don’t make me laugh so much! So hilarious! Yes it’s just a matter of parse.
Did she ever deny the claim her first husband made about paying for her liposuction?
If she doesn’t have weaves then why is the hair so weird looking? If you pull your hair up, even without brushing it, it wouldn’t separate like that.
It’s full of secrets…
Put me in the ground, I’m gone +1 for Toddrick Hall
yes, we’ll ignore the band around her head that is showing…
she is pathetic
Exactly! The black band is creepy. Even creepier… Would she be completely bald without it? How do you screw up your hair so much that you end up BALD?
Right it’s not shopped because the tiny body we see in workout clothes looks hugely different in skin tight outing clothes?
They should give Ignorth to a loving couple who actually want her. Of course Kim lies, constantly and continuously. All of them do.
She is a world class liar! She works so hard she says and I say sure walking slowly is hard work! What a goofus she is to think that adults will believe a word that rolls off that tongue of hers. She is pathetic and really stunted at the age of 15. Poor North West she has two parents who are stunted in a Jr. High. Oh Jesus H. Christ, PMK is on The View talking about poor Nicole Simpson and how much it affected her when she was murdered. How I wish someone would slap this bitch. I believe others had come out already and said that Nicole and Kris were no longer close friends when the murder happened. Yuk.
Technically I don’t think she shopped her butt. I think she shopped her midsection. That’s where the lines curve on the doors in the background. She just wanted to have a smaller waist. It’s silly that she would release them. Whatever though. I think her weight is fine how it is and I wish she had more self esteem. Imagine being that famous and that insecure. It seems really sad and lonely.
I think most Celebitchy readers would feel “sad and lonely” but that is giving normal feelings to KK. She has been programmed from birth to be vain, vapid, greedy, materialistic, and a pathological liar. She is an empty vessel living for the next photo.
Most women find having a baby is a transformative experience. Overnight your life is never the same. But for KK her life is EXACTLY the same. It’s not sad, it’s horrifying.
I agree with you. Her but is injected with her own fat so she doesn’t need to photo shop that creation.
Someone should really let them know about that door frame. If it isn’t photoshopped they ought to get a new one. Must be a nightmare to get that thing closed…
Of COURSE she denies it. She’s a liar and will do anything for attention & money. d’uh!
Sweetie, your a mom in her 30s, find a better use of your time than selfies and fibbing. You are in a position where you could actually do a lot of good, become a spokesperson for a charity (without expecting a pay cheque), something, anything because you’re too old for this to be cute anymore.
I just feel so bad for the daughter to have parents like that. Seriously she is so focused on her body it’s too much. People like that shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. And I kind of feel knowing how much Kim cares about money I wonder if she will even set up a trust fund.
How can she deny the weave it’s right there in plain sight Anything that comes out of their mouth is a LIE
She’s a pathological liar. I bet she lies even over the most petty and insignificant things as well as huge things. I bet she lies just to lie because that’s how pathos works. She also plays semantics with lots of things. The hair/weave is only the latest. The butt not being FAKE is another word game she plays. It’s not fake in her book because the FAT INJECTIONS really did come from her body (or someone else’s). Because fat is real, so her butt is REAL. In her lying mind.
Well if it isn’t photoshop it’s the program Gimp!
This is what happens to someone that spews lies every time she breathes. If the photos weren’t shopped more power to her. But given she lies more than Lohan, no one believes her. I wish she’d just own up to her curvy body. I use to be tiny tiny, 5’6 and 120 pounds, and now I’ve put on about 15 and I have never been more in love with my body. Boobs, hips, and ass- thank you! Girl, accept your body! You won’t be losing all that hair stressing over it. You’ve got no one to impress, don’t impress us- impress yourself by not giving an eff!
Oh please, just now she’s going be saying that she’s never done any sort of plastic surgery (if she hasn’t already lied about that.)
I’m surprised she hasn’t said “I’m a natural blonde guys !”. Even if there is obvious proof she is not, that doesn’t stop her.
I’ve never heard of a woman so obsessed with her own ass.
Kaiser said it right “she’s lying so that she can get more attention. ” That is the strategy of the whole family. They are fading away every day and the only thing that keeps them on paper are manipulating the public: spreading fake stories; calling photographers to take photos of them whenever they go (even the so-called private vacations); having Kendall date Harry, Kris getting divorced from Bruce so media can follow her dating younger boyfriends and her taking photos of herself because that sells more than her relationship with Bruce, and many more.
They are pathetic and horrible creators and we all hope 2014 will be their end.
I don’t understand why the door isnt straight, despite photoshopping. Usually the area directly against or close to the body would be skewed since the Liquify tool requires zooming into the body part for accuracy, like how the floor is. The door, unlike the floor, is too far away in relation to her body.
Also, the overall skewed floor and door is a classic photoshop rookie mistake that she should have definitely learned from by now (or her assistants).
She is therefore just being the typical attention troll.. .freaking pathetic and a waste of space