Note: these links were originally published on 7/27, but due to a server upgrade were misplaced until today.

– Wynonna Judd Files for Divorce! [DListed]
– Wynonna Judd’s husband is a child molestor [IDLYITW]
– Hugh Heffner tries to french Paris Hilton [CityRag]
– Scott and Mary Weiland were kicked out of a hotel for a bloody fight [Agent Bedhead]
– Halle Berry at the Perfect Stranger photocall in Rome [ICYDK]
– “The Simple Life” promo posters [Evil Beet]
– Can we all agree that Paris Hilton got breast implants? [Fatback and Collards]
– Anna Nicole’s computer showed lots of flirty, loving IMs between her and Howard K Stern, and cops said that helped them decide he was innocent [Gabsmash]
– Randy Spelling, Tori’s brother, says he took Paris Hilton’s virginity. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Eva Longoria’s fiance, Tony Parker has tried to start a lame rap career [CelebNewsWire]
– Tony Parker’s new rap video featuring Eva Longoria [CelebWarship]
– Video of Eddie Griffin totalling a $1.5 million Ferrari [Totally Crap]
– Daniel Radcliffe says it’s scary to appear naked every night on stage [The Shallow End]
– The granddaughter of the founder of NASCAR was arrested for impersonating a male sheriff’s deputy after she pulled a guy over for speeding and handcuffed him [Shallow and Tacky]
– Creepy coasters put out by the police in Mumbai to discourage DWI make it look like people are bleeding when drinks are placed on them [The Grumpiest]
– Will Ferrell drives an electric car and is building a green home [ecorazzi]
– Britney Spears lost 10 pounds in rehab [Derek Hail]
– 7-Elevens across the US will be coverted to look like Kwik-E-Marts in time for the release of the new Simpsons movie this summer [Best Week Ever]
– Pictures from the GLAAD Awards [PopSugar]
– Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow all had dinner at the same restaurant at the same time, but not really together [Socialite’s Life]
– Is there trouble in Courteney Cox and David Arquette’s marriage? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kristen Cavallari gets lasik eye surgery for publicity [The Bastardly]
– The guy who made 300 is working on a zombies in Las Vegas movie next [Pajiba]
– Busta Rhymes is going to trial for beating up his driver [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Gwen Stefani tried to discourage Sanjaya from singing one of her songs during the week she was serving as an American Idol guest mentor, but he refused and there was drama. [Defamer]
– Thora Birtch’s dad insists on being in the room while she films her sex scenes [Celebslam]
– Johnny Depp looking like Edward Scissorhands on the Sweeney Todd set [Mollygood]
– Goldie Hawn without a bra [Drunken Stepfather]
– The incredibly sad story of T.I. and Tiny’s lost baby [Concrete Loop]