I’ll be perfectly honest here and admit that the warring Justin Bieber stories following Egg-Gate are giving me virtual whiplash. Let’s start out with what we do know. Bieber’s house was raided last week by police who found Molly and took Little Za into custody. Bieber’s cellphone was confiscated, and he will not be deported for throwing the $20,000 eggs. Bieber is also guzzling Sizzurp by the pint.
Bieber is certainly feeling persecuted. Yesterday he quoted Martin Luther King Jr. via Instagram: “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Honest questions: Did Biebs already know it was MLK day, or did one of his handlers inform him? Who knows. Is Bieber using MLK’s words for his own purpose? Probably. Look at how Bieber treated the memory of Anne Frank last year. I’m sure Biebs also thinks that MLK would have been a Belieber.
Now for the whiplash stories. Let’s do this in bulletpoints because I’m already confused. TMZ and Radar Online can’t agree on anything:
* TMZ says Justin’s home was filled with drug paraphernalia when police raided last week. Supposedly there were also cookie jars filled with weed (“coooookie?”) and bongs all over the place, but Bieber’s friends flushed most of the drugs just in time. Radar Online disagrees and says police found no illegal drugs during the raid. I guess they’re ignoring the fact that Little Za was arrested for Molly possession. E! Online brings up the rear on this issue and says the Sheriff found only Za’s drugs.
* Radar Online insists that the cell phone confiscation is causing problems. They say Bieber nudes and an epic text message fight with Selena Gomez have been leaked and are real. TMZ insists that all photos and texts that were leaked are phony.
* This last tidbit is true because there are pictures. Bieber has been desecrating Colorado during his current ski vacation. He decided to take a leak and signed his initials “JB” into the snow. TMZ has the photo, and it is so gross. This makes me so mad. Colorado is one of my favorite places, and now it suffers from Bieber taint.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & Justin Bieber on Instagram
So, he did what 4-year olds do when they’re learning to control their bladders and bowels? yeah, sounds about right. Does someone also throw Cheerios for him in the toilet so that he doesnt miss?
Right. He’s just obsessed with his little pee pee.
Douche. That’s all I’ve got. Talentless, entitled, smarmy little douche.
He’s such a friggin spoiled brat
His rise to fame was a quick one, and his fall will be even faster. He always said in interviews he would never take this path of destruction, yet here he is doing it.
Nah, peeing initials i the snow is harmless. Especially compared to other things this little a-hole has done.
While I think what he did is something pre-teen boys would do, I agree with you.
at least it’s not someone’s cleaning bucket he’s peeing in, or a hotel pool. I guess that’s how low his bar is set.
Except the TMZ article made it sound like he probably peed on someone’s lawn, so I’m not sure if this is preferable to the bucket. And he did this while surrounded by his bodyguards, which makes for a pretty weird visual – girlish little Justin peeing while a bunch of burly guys stand around and watch.
Agreed…what male doesn’t laugh & giggle over this potty humor. Harmless.
I don’t think there is a male under the age of 25 on the planet that hasn’t peed his initials somewhere inappropriate. Its the fascination of someone filming it that irks me. Really?? That’s what you want to look back on in your older years and remember. I can picture it now…
*scene goes all wibbly-wobbly to indicate time travel to the future*
“Ah my lovely grandchildren Justin Jr Jr and Prince Justin Jr Jr, here is me, your grandpappy, peeing my initials in the snow when I was just a little twerp like you two. Now I pee my initials onto my rubber bed sheets every night in my sleep”
*scene goes all wibbly-wobbly again to indicate time travelling back to the present*
Douche…
Ahahaha this is perfection.
I just think he needs to take a break from the spotlight, work on gaining some perspective and try really hard to not be a douche anymore.
If he wants to douche up CA fine, but keep the saggy pant man child the hell outta CO. We legalized pot, why are we being punished?
Bitches be jelly.
Because you legalized pot.
Wrong. It’s because bitches be jelly.
What’s taking so long with that Deportation??
We’re revolting up here 🙂 We had our chance to lose him, and we’re holding onto it.
Let’s start a petition.
Nah, sent him to Japan instead. They deserve to be punished for hunting dolphins.
Could he be the male Lindsay Lohan?
I think she’s worse.
I find it hilarious that he quotes MLK Jr. considering “where he stands at times of challenge and controversy” is off to the left, letting his friends take the wrap for his douche-y behavior.
just what I thought. at times of challenge, he hides behind his bodyguards and lets his friends go to jail.
Exactly! I doubt whether he evens knows who MLK was, let alone what he stood for. Now that he´s comfortable doing number one, he might proceed to doing number two in public. After all the shock wears off, doesn´t it?
Is he seriously quoting Martin Luther King and comparing himself to the downtrodden? We see the measure of this “man” just fine. D.o.u.c.h.e.
Mmmm, mmm, mmmm…what a little asshole.
He looks like he’s constipated in that close-up. When is he going to go away?! Ugh.
As IF Bieber would know that quote from MLK? Riiiiight. He doesn’t even know what day it is . This is the same ignoramus who said “Sixteenth Chapel”.
So tired of this little entitled punk. He is disgusting on soooo many levels.
Doubt he was the one instagramming, one of his pr people copypasted it probably after seeing on the google or wikipedia frontpage that it was MLK day.
It’s kind of crazy to see this happening in real-time. When people predicted his career would go down in flames I still sort of assumed it would be a natural fade, the Beliebers eventually abandoning him for a new flavor of the month.
I didn’t expect he would actually go on to be this much of an idiot, even as much of a douche as he is.
The subtext behind Bieber’s seemingly outrageous and arrogant remarks is that he wants his “Beliebers” to hold him in as high a regard as the historical icons that he refers to.
Even the term Belieber carries with it an expectation of faith and devotion.
WTF GET OUT OF MY STATE.
OK you guys, actually…Snowmass is about three hours from here. I’m gonna peace out of work, go find him, and teach him some damn respect. It’s been a long time coming, non? /dreams
Nerd Alert I am extremely jealous. I adore Colorado. Went there recently.
Thanks! I always think I should move, just to broaden my horizons and say I lived somewhere different, but when I visit other places I always find them less livable. Maybe someday I will find that perfect non-CO.
If he keeps it out long enough maybe he’ll get frostbite.
Someone should beat his sorry ass with a red hot poker.
Justin Wigger dropped $75,000 in just a few hours in a Miami strip club, according to reports.
The superstar headed to strip club King of Diamonds on Monday night, which was celebrating Martin Luther King Day and rapper Lil Scrappy’s 30th birthday.
A rep for the club told TMZ that Justin, “got $75k in 1 dollar bills and went wild.”
The club, located in Miami Gardens, throws a series of wild themed nights including “Rodeo Wednesdays” and “Monday Night Fight Night”.
Bieber, 19, had earlier jetted into Miami from a ski trip in Colorado, and was earlier seen dropping into hot Miami Beach club Mansion.
It’s been a dramatic week for Bieber – police searched his Los Angeles pad last week and reportedly found a trove of drugs, but couldn’t arrest him.
Cops were searching his home over an alleged egging of a neighbor’s house, but couldn’t touch the drugs – which allegedly included two cookie jars filled with marijuana – because that would have been beyond the scope of their investigation.
“Coooookie?” LMFAO! I mean really LOL! As for Bieber, he is such a DB AH!