– Jellyfish scare brings Matthew McConaughey back to the states. He looks like he should have gone to Amsterdam to hang with Snoop [PopSugar]
– Snoop had to cancel his tour of Britain, so he went to Amsterdam instead [Rhymes with Snitch]
– The gossip blogosphere report [Fafarazzi]
– Howard K. Stern filed a motion to delay DNA testing so he can keep his scary clutches on little Dannielynn [Socialite’s Life]
– Little superstar Gloria does the Bollywood little person shuffle [Totally Crap]
– JLo and pet Skeletor trying to sell some albums [Bastardly]
– Courtney Love still looking skinny, this time in a one piece [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Diddy claims to have had sex for 30 hours straight [IDLYITW]
– The Tudors on Showtime tries to hard to be cool, just ends up being boring [Pajiba]
– The Donald is probably going to have to shave his head bald from losing a wrestling bet [Metadish]
– Did Natalie Portman get with Jude Law? [Derek Hail]
– George Clooney says he didn’t leak the I heart huckabees fight videos that have been floating around [Lifeline Live]
– The starving for Sanjaya chick is still alive [Art of Television]
– Beyonce’s leaked “Pussycat” video is pretty cheesy [Crunk and Disorderly]
– Jessica Biel half-naked in the upcoming Adam Sandler comedy [Egotastic]
– Is Michelle Williams too thin? [The Skinny Website]
– Pax and Zahara on the cover of German Gala [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– E! Networks threaten bloggers for helping promote The Simple Life by sending letters ridden with grammatical errors [Evil Beet]
– Brandy was seen out at that new age bookstore again, and she wasn’t driving [Concrete Loop]
– Blades of Glory premiere [Glitterati]
– Olsen Twins to get doublemint nose jobs? [CelebNewsWire]
– A woman claims to have Chris Rock’s love chilld. He’s 13 and suffers from seizures. [Bossip]
– Kate Beckinsale will her underwear hanging out of her sweatpants [Drunken Stepfather]
– Adrian Grenier has recycled blue jean insulation in his home [ecorazzi]
– Bam Margera has a giant portrait in his garage of Lane Bass posing in his astronaut uniform and standing in front of a space shuttle [CelebWarship]
– Elton John wa seen at an S&smp;M party with a very hot tall African American guy. Was he cheating? [Celebslam]
– Clever mirror ads [The Grumpiest]
– New Star Wars stamps [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
–Mel Gibson banned a beer named Braveheart, 72 year-old brewer says it was named after the king, not the movie [The Blemish]
– Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are still together [ICYDK]
– Posh Embarks On Operation Unilateral Covert Boobies [Agent Bedhead]
– Bono got knighted [Mollygood]