– Easter candy porn [The Evil Beet]
– Fug Kirsten Dunst making an Easter basket [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Entertainment Tonight celebrates Dannielynn’s first Easter. Do you think they should move on now? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Melanie B named her baby – get this – Fortuna Daphne Bay! [Rhymes with Snitch]
– David Beckham doesn’t shake dry [Agent Bedhead]
– Lauren Conrad of The Hills says there’s no sex tape that exists because she thinks she destroyed it [DListed]
– Gemma Atkinson in Loaded Magazine [The Grumpiest]
– 50 Cent disses the “Je-Je-Je-Jews” that presumably charge him for legal assistance when he gets into trouble for beating the shit out of people [yeeeah]
– Taryn Manning never got paid for Hustle and Flow [ICYDK]
– George Michael is in Texas [Mollygood]
– Star Jones still trying to score freebies [Celebslam]
– Pete Wentz tries to raise awareness of depression [Buzznet]
– Kate Moss is so pretty [CelebWarship]
– Scarlett Johansson is coy about if she’s still with Justin Timberlake, kind of suggests she’s not [Socialite’s Life]
– Lots of dumb ass new movies are coming out, because they do well at the box office [Pajiba]
– Tori Spelling, her houseboy and their new baby Liam [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Has been Tiffani Thiessen still looks good [Bastardly]