Yesterday I was travelling, and it took longer than expected as there were a lot of traffic jams since it was a holiday in Europe. Then when I got home the Internet was down. We tried to bribe the neighbors to give us the password to their wireless connection, but supposedly they don’t know it because someone else set it up for them – at coincidentally the same time our DSL went down. Now I’m dialed in. Dialed in. The scandal.

– Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Ryan Phillippe [PopSugar]
– Lindsay Lohan loves her Foreigner T-Shirt [Evil Beet]
– Reese Witherspoon and her kids on Easter [Gabsmash]
– Cute story of a cat who takes the same bus route every day [DListed]
– Kate Moss at Disneyland wearing a crown [Socialite’s Life]
– Candy Spelling gives Larry Birkhead hair and eBay advice [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Karolina Kurkova welcomes spring [The Grumpiest]
– Emily VanCamp vs. lookalike Katie Holmes [Bastardly]
– Laguna Beach Idiot Arrest for Billionzinth Time [CelebWarship]
– Paris Hilton’s ass [Drunken Stepfather]
– Robert Rodriguez says he was already split up with wife and wasn’t cheating with Rose McGowan [Agent Bedhead]
– KFC is only offering 5k to Sanjaya and a lifetime supply of some novelty food if he’ll be their spokesperson [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Don Imus’ long history of being a bigot [Media Matters]
– Jenna Jameson has issues [IDLYITW]
– Jessica Alba in her underwear [Egotastic]
– Charlize Theron might be in the LA Confidential sequel [ICYDK]
– Celebrities Eating [CityRag]
– Kurt Russell thought he was about to get his first kiss, but he got knifed in the stomach instead [The Blemish]
– The NY Daily News suggests that Al Reynolds is trolling the parks for company [Celebslam]