Yes, I know this isn’t really news to anyone, but I’ve just read another story about Britney trying to transform herself into looking like she used to in her old jailbait looking days. Which is good on her–she’s looking a damn sight better than a couple months ago, when she looked like she could pass off as Mr. Clean’s stunt double:
From The Daily Mail
Just a few weeks ago we were wondering where Britney Spears’ hair had gone.
Now it seems that the rest of her is vanishing too.
When the 25-year-old singer emerged from rehab less than three weeks ago she looked bloated and out of shape.
But on a shopping expedition in Los Angeles yesterday she showed off a remarkable return to her previous svelte form.
She giggled as she repeatedly toyed with the hem of her short dress, pulling it up time and again to give a glimpse of her shapely legs.
Her dramatic transformation came as she moved to relaunch her flagging music career – and prompted speculation that she may have had more than a little helping hand to get herself trim.
A source told the American magazine Star: “Britney wants to look better than she ever has in her life. She has a plan and has already started working on it.”
“She is a size 6 (UK size 10) and wants to be a size 2 (UK size 6) when she is done in three months.”
It’s great to see Britney trying to re-capture her former glory days all at the ripe old age of 25 years old, but I’m sorry–no amount of weight loss is going to make you look like a sexy megastar when you insist on wearing bad wigs and even worst looking hats. The woman is in dire need of a stylist, and someone needs to go through her walk in closets and have a major clear out of clothes that would even make Bai Ling turn her nose in disgust.
I’ve decided that my good deed for the year should be sponsoring Britney Spear’s makeover (after her divorce with K-Fed and not having an album out for a while, I figured she would appareciate the financial contribution). For $5.00 a day, I can put the money in a fund and hopefully save up enough money to hire Patricia Fields to give Brit a fashion intervention–or at least save up the money to ask Fields where she got the Raquel Welch line of wigs that Samantha wore in Sex and the City to follow cheating Richard around. If Tara Reid can do it, surely there is hope for Britney yet.
She still needs to tuck the hooters back into her clothes. She may be gettin’ a new makeover but money can’t buy class.
I don’t like her but I appreciate the fact that she doesn’t rely on a stylist to dress her. Tackiness is her thing. She is loyal and true to that. As long as I can’t see her cooter, I’m happy.
I feel more and more sorry for this girl every time I see her. I don’t think she has a clue what the hell to do with her life anymore, she’s been completely used and then tossed aside. I’ve never liked her, still don’t, but do feel a lot of pity for her. I’m thinking she’s really going to off herself sometime within the next couple of years.
haha
that particular brunette wig doesnt look too bad. i would hate to be followed everywhere with creeps trying to catch a picture of me getting out of my car with one of those NASA telescopes focused right on my ladygarden. i could care less what she wears. some of it is actually classier than pamela anderson. she is still young even though in hollywood 25 is the new 45.
she is going thru hell.
And she looks “better” HOW, exactly?
She doesn’t even know how to wear a black bra with her tacky beach dress, ffs. Britney, holla, nobody wants to see your BRA! NOBODY! or your sagged out TEATS! Get a stylist immediately if not sooner! And I ain’t talking about Nicole Richie’s one.
She looks a bit like Katie Holmes in that picture, but only because you can’t see her eyes!
I were her, Not that I’m the one that shaved my head. I would make the best of it and wear that buzzed head look with the black eye make up and scarf around my neck.
She’s still fat and ugly. And the fact that she’s a promiscuous whore means she’ll end up with hepatitis, syphilis or HIV.
i think that if a lot of wannabe famous people had to live their lives like a perpetual rerun of candid camera, there would be tons of unflattering pictures and stupid outtakes. i think that all of this is so juicy to a lot of people because she was presented as being perfect, and at the height of her popularity, she was worshipped….so to see her fall of the wall like humpty and to completely meltdown and have to learn what it is to be human and humble is kinda interesting. im not saying that she is normal..lol
but, you know.
Well we gotta give her some credit for the big transformation since she and that scumbag K-Fed got divorced. She’s not 100% there yet but at least she’s stepping forward and moving on. I’m not a Britney fan but it is pitiful what she has become and it’s fabulous seeing her rise again after her fall. She’s human after all.
gud lookin NO WAY
plz she is like a fat pig!u call her legs inshape hahaha not funny she wont be back she is not star anymore these days we got lots of BETTER SINGER THAN HER she cant sing all she can do is 2 deliver babies!
why does everyone want to be a size 2? Id kill to be a size 6! I think she looks lovely with the curves. She just needs to dress better and stop with the hollywood hillbilly look.
Britney Spears was a good singer in her early days when she concentrated on being a good performer and an artist but now its amazing to thing that after everything she did in front of the media just to create attention to herself she is expecting the public to hand her enough money in order to bay her next crappy CD. AND THE SILLY THING IS THAT MOST OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WILL.
PS. WHERE AND WHO HAS HER CHILDREN, SHE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTEN ABOUT THEM COMPLETELY AND GOES OFF TO DO WHAT EVER SHE WANTS NOW.
I think maybe K-Fed has them. I heard he gets 25,000 a month in child support.
I agree with Clarimonde on this one. Why a size 2?? And yes, if the girl would cover up her bra when she went out, she would look fine.
I though that she was desperate to have her kids back and now from what I hear and see from photos and media she seems not real bothered to spent time with her two sons.FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BRITNEY STOP ALL THIS SHOWING OF FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND SPENT MORE TIME WITH YOUR TWO BABIES. It seems that since giving birth to her second son JJ, she has never spent time with him and looked after him, after all that bullshit about how much she wanted to be a young mum and now she seems that she got bored with it. ITS VERY SAD, SHE IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GIRLS THAT WHEN SHE WANTS SOMETHING BAD AND GETS IT THEN SHE ENDS UP BEING BORED WITH IT AFTER AWHILE.SO WHAT BRITNEY ARE YOU BORED BEING A MUM?