– Lindsay Lohan works the drugged-out look (CityRag)
– The poor Bastardly Lady of the Day. (Bastardly)
– Just my Luck is tanking at the box office (IDLYITW)
– Denise Richards to launch a children’s clothing line to compete with Charlie Sheens. Now I know who’s out to get whom in their divorce (Glitterati)
– Katie Holmes has “real” stretch marks. Still no Suri in sight. (Hollywood Rag)
– Beyonce and Solange pose for House of Dereon (Concrete Loop)
– In Touch really wants Jennifer Lopez to be pregnant (A Socialite’s Life)
– Richard Hatch just got sent to jail for over four years for not paying taxes on his Survivor winnings. (DListed)
– Nicole Kidman confirms her engagement (Just Jared)
– Naomi Watts is a new UN ambassador (I’m not obsessed)
– Bono and Motorola team up for charity (Popbytes)
– Eva Longoria tops Maxims Hot 100 Again (Hollywood Tuna)
– Oprah’s ball gets pushed back by a Bushit pres conference; Oprah says she’s not gay (Crunk and Disorderly)
– Britney Spears makes the cover of the NY Daily News and The Post (Blog NYC)
– Susan Sarandon and Cindy Sheehan protest the war. (Faded Youth)