The LA City Attorney has heard my plea, and is thinking about sending Paris Hilton to jail for 45 days for flagrantly violating her probation by driving on a suspended license.

Please, dear Lord, if you let Paris Hilton go to the slammer for 45 days, I’ll be ever so good. I won’t say a bad thing about Angelina or pay attention to Britney ever again, I swear it…

From TMZ:

Paris must appear tomorrow on a probation violation, for allegedly driving on a suspended license. Hilton was already on probation after pleading no contest last January to alcohol-related reckless driving. The DMV had suspended Hilton’s license as a result of her DUI bust.

While her license was suspended, Hilton was stopped by the CHP last January 15, and again by the L.A. County Sheriffs on February 27.

The City Attorney will argue that Hilton certainly knew after she was stopped in January that she wasn’t allowed to drive, so the second stop was a flagrant violation of law.

According to the papers, Hilton also failed to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of the order directing her to do so.

The legal papers ask that “Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail.” Prosecutors also want her to be ordered “not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days.” During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her “to be monitored for alcohol consumption … by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.”

The City Attorney wants more. Because of her “flagrant” driving violations, they want her license suspended for an additional four months — and they want her car impounded for 30 days.

I doubt they will make her serve the full 45 days, she’s loaded and a celebrity (of sorts), but the fact that they have finally noticed how Paris thinks she’s invincible and want to make an example of her puts a spring to my step. What would be even cooler is if she had to room in jail with Joe Francis. They could do each other’s hair and get into all kind of jailhouse mischief that would hopefully make them stay in prison longer.

The picture is from Popsugar, and it’s of Paris attending the launch of UK pharmacy Boots in America (thank Jeebus, they are so much better than Walgreens). No doubt she went there to see if she can score pharmaceutical freebies.