– The Naomi Campbell Cell Phone (Gallery of the Absurd)
– Catherine Keneer blames a reporter for the fact that Jennifer Aniston can’t shut up about her miserable life (PopSugar)
– Chad Michael Murray from One Tree Hill is engaged to an 17 or 18 year-old extra that is probably pregnant. Murray divorced his co-star after 5 months of marriage last September. (Perez Hilton)
– Avril Lavigne and Hillary Duff are drunk (yeeeah)
– Jessica Alba’s boyfriend makes her take out the trash (Hollywood Tuna)
– Matthew McConaughey has friends with benefits (The Bastardly)
– Is Brad Pitt homesick? (Glitterati)
– George Clooney’s plan to flood Gawker Stalker with fake reports was supposedly an April Fool’s Joke. Yeah, right. (DListed)
– Clooney’s old-school Vegas resort project may not get off the ground now that Brad Pitt isn’t going to partner with him. (Jossip)
– George Clooney’s bare ass in a sex scene (Socialite’s Life)