I’m not sure why I keep writing about our most charming of potatoes, Channing Tatum. I mean, he’s still talking, but we’re way past the moment in time when Channing would let loose in interviews, when he would get liquored up with a magazine journalist and make some city boy or girl camp out in the backwoods of Alabama. The 2014 version of Channing is more professional, more buttoned down, more on-message. And it’s not as interesting, frankly. But I still like him and I still think he’s going to get nominated for an Oscar for Foxcatcher, so let’s just accept him as he is now. As Esquire says, Charming Potato is “the first honest-to-God movie star of his generation.” Go here to read the Esquire piece – it’s not as overwritten as most Esquire profiles, but there’s a lot of filler in there. Some highlights:
He’s on a crazy diet for Magic Mike XXL: “I would like to join you,” he says, gesturing to my plate. “I would like a beer. I would like to have some crab. I love eating. But this is what I’m doing right now.” He eats about half of one chicken breast. With water. The stripper’s diet. The wrestler’s diet. Sore in muscle and bone, dizzy with hunger, all in service to the upcoming nakedness.
He did martial arts as a kid when he was diagnosed as ADHD: “It wasn’t complicated. I learned to appreciate repetition. That’s why I can dance. It’s how I learned to act. I have a high tolerance for repetition. And for the first time in my life, I was busy enough that I didn’t want to stop until I got it right. That never happened in school for me. Not once.”
Being 14 years old in Tampa: “It’s the best city in America for fourteen-year-olds with parents who work. There was always some place to go, some house to go into, some alley to go down, roof to climb around, or fence to jump.”
Learning how to dance when he was 14: On so many Saturdays after his games, while visiting girls—on front porches and street corners, in parks and bodegas, at bus stops and beaches—he found he still needed to move, so he learned to dance the same way he learned nearly everything else—by doing. “I wanted to dance,” he says. “I just didn’t know anything. Neither did the girls I was seeing. But their moms did. I figured out the fastest way for me to learn to dance was to grab up some abuela and get her moving on the porch.”
He’s used variations on that “abuela” (grandmother) line in other interviews and it cracks me up every time. Just the idea of a then-teenage Channing begging all of the older Hispanic ladies of Tampa to teach him how to dance… it’s perfect. It’s classic Charming Potato.
The rest of the piece is about Foxcatcher and Channing says outright that he was looking to mimic real Mark Shultz, the man he portrays in Foxcatcher. Channing and Mark Ruffalo both trained with Shultz and Channing talks about how he wanted to get Shultz’s movements down perfectly. Which actors usually don’t admit – they don’t come outright and say “I’m mimicking this person,” they try to fancy it up. But not Channing!
Photos courtesy of Esquire.
I really like him. He doesn’t pretend to be anything he’s not. He’s just working hard and making pretty good choices. It’s refreshing.
Jeez, his pictures are doing something to me this morning, very nice. I can’t help but like this guy, he comes off genuine and is just so adorable.
+1. He’s just a very likable dude.
Is that BLUE STEEL!?! Love it!
You know I like a bulge as well, probably more, than the next person, but they seem to be required now in all pictures of men. It’s sort of tacky. Not that that’s necessarily bad, you understand.
Thank you, GoodNamesAllTaken. I rarely notice it at first glance, and I’m always glad to have it pointed out!
You’re welcome! My work here is done.
GoodNames…we must all bear burdens sometimes. We all have to suffer the bulge, whilst um…keeping a stiff upper..lip? Pull yourself together, join the Dog Posse and embrace The Bulge. Yessss. Besides, this article is NOT about a Certain Engagement-so I’m going with it. Very excited to see this film, too.
GoodNames…we must all bear burdens sometimes. We all have to suffer the bulge, whilst um…keeping a stiff upper..lip? Pull yourself together, join the Dong Posse and embrace The Bulge. Yessss. Besides, this article is NOT about a Certain Engagement-so I’m going with it. Very excited to see this film, too.
You’re right, kri. I’ll bear up and count my blessings. Lol.
Good Morning my dear Channing.
I’m willing to accept him as he is now, Kaiser.
Oh boy, am I ever.
*Ahem* I mean, I can’t wait to see his performance in Foxcatcher.
This is a large dose of tater for a Tuesday morning.
But you deserve it, Jaderu.
I had to move the pop up ad to see the large dose, but dammit, it was worth the trouble.
I used to like Channing.
Now that he is posing with an English Bull Terrier, for a magazine cover, I love him.
Best breed of dog ever. i DIE.
My brother has an English Bull Terrier (well it was his GF’s but now it’s he’s a doggy dad too) and she is the CUTEST! She has so much personality.
And boy can/could they dance! Mi abuela was an excellent dancer. Mostly because was the ONLY time she could talk to young men. Of course mi bisabuelo (her father) would be 24/7 on the clock checking for a possible ‘fresh good for nothing’ trying to steal away his precious daughter. But she learned like a DWTS’ Pro. So I believe Channing learned well+enough.
This cover photo… the Blue Steel. The dog. The fact that he’s holding the dog like *that* – this is hysterical.
I love him (platonically).
Wait — when he did he get boozed up and take a journo camping? And why wasn’t I there??
Best interview ever! I think it was in GQ.
Man that article makes me like him even more. How is that possible? he works SO HARD. I could never pass up crab, and I know he loves his food. man. dedication.
I am from Tampa (and still live here) and it was my Abuela who taught me how to dance! STELLAR COMMENT by Channing, because those old Cuban grannies can GET DOWN! – K
I read this as it was your abuela that taught Channing, and I was about to get REAL jealous and ask for photos. 🙂