The full Jurassic World trailer has arrived. It is loud, splashy, and super corny but still awesome. [LaineyGossip]
Lady Gaga dressed up as an inflatable sea urchin. [Dlisted]
Australians label the United States & it’s hilarious. [Buzzfeed]
Casting decisions that inspired Ridley Scott‘s Exodus: Gods & Kings. [Pajiba]
Shia LaBeouf looks like he took a shower. [A Socialite Life]
Lisa Rinna says RHOBH has more drama than soaps. [Reality Tea]
Bai Ling is such a mess, but I like her. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sports journo Sara Carbonero looks fantastic. [Moe Jackson]
Mila Kunis makes a post-baby appearance for the paps. [Popoholic]
Ellen DeGeneres in a silly 50 Shades parody. [Wonderwall]
Karl Lagerfeld directed a Pharrell & Cara Delevingne vid. [OMG Blog]
Melissa McCarthy starts her own plus-sized clothing line. [ICYDK]
J-Woww & grumpy Roger got matching baby tattoos. [Starcasm]
Kaley Cuoco talks on her cell and drives a car. [Celebslam]
Happy Thanksgiving from Kaiser, CB, and myself! Be safe, everyone. We’ll see you on the other side of turkey, probably for some light posting on Friday.
Movie stills courtesy of Universal Pictures
I can’t believe that they made another Jurassic park movie and I can’t believe I will go see it.
Oh I totally will too. lol
So, looking forward to see another Jurassic flick.
I can believe it because they have the technology to do so much more now, but the original is a hard act to follow. I wouldn’t expect them to find actors as great as Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern, but they really didn’t even try. I felt like I was watching an out take from Rebel Without a Cause, not a movie about scientists.
Jess, you took the words right out of my mouth. 😀
I can’t believe how good that trailer is…we’re so going to see this.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. I didn’t realize how huge this was until I got my current job. I’m trying to send stuff to billing and tech support in the US offices…and nobody is there. The people their out of office messages are directing me to are also not there. Thankfully, we’re at a crazy low call volume / email volume, so it evens out for the most part.
thanksgiving IS huge here. a lot of people take wednesday, or part of wednesday, off to travel (it’s the busiest travel day of the year in the US). 🙂
happy turkey, everyone!
And in New England we’re under big winter storm warnings because everyone is trying to travel with heavy snow falling.
Be safe everyone!
Thanksgiving is a beautiful holiday. It has a bloody history, but the holiday itself has yet to be co-opted by Wal-Mart and turned into a soulless tribute to American consumerism. You gather with your family, spend a day cooking food together, and then sit around the table sharing all the things for which you are grateful. Mass marketers have still managed to taint the holiday as an occasion for Christmas shopping, but overall it continues to be a holiday more about family and gratitude than credit card debt.
That’s why it’s my favorite! No pressure to give gifts, just quality family time and good food.
Gobble, gobble everyone.
Happy t-day to all!
Happy Thanksgiving BBS
I’m dumb, but what is BBS?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone and also Man-Dog–mimif, howling at the moon in the mountains.
Safe travels, good company and food. And if you’re with family, LOTS and LOTS of liquor, but don’t drive.
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Beautiful Buxom Snarkers.
That sounds right.
Although many of us here might not be Buxom at the moment post Thanksgiving we will be.
Happy Thanksgiving and stuff! Awwooooooooo…
*slides Kiddo a Mason jar of moonshine*
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. I’m sorry I told my male cat to be glad he didn’t have a vagina or else he’d be expected to make homemade rolls when he practically had pneumonia. I guess I need to get more in the spirit. I’m grateful for all y’all, as my family would say.
GoodNamesAllTaken, silly gnat, ALL CATS are contractually obligated to be above it all, regardless of gender. I hope you feel better.
I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see it!
P.s. tomorrow I’ll go to an Italian thanksgiving. I don’t even know what the eff that means but I’ll sure eat like a pro.
Happy thanksgiving to you all celebitchessss!
Okay, I’m going to need pictures and a full report so I can live vicariously.
Honestly Chris Pratt’s acting in that trailer is horrendous. He can’t do “serious” to save his life.
I know!…holy moly he was sooo wooden. The funny thing is, I was enjoying the trailer until Pratt showed up!…LOL!…and I like Pratt, but if this is how he performs when showing a serious side then perhaps he should stick to films like GotG. Yeeesh.
This will be terrible. And i’m fairly upset it’s being remade at all. I guess it’s easy money.
And agree. Pratt can’t be serious to save your life.
This isn’t a remake, it’s a sequel. It’ll be the fourth movie in the series.
I can’t decide whether I liked the trailer, or whether, having just seen the Pan trailer, that it only looked in comparison.
It’s not a remake though. It’s just the 4th one in the series.
I swear – that second picture in the post of Pratt with the motorcycle looks just like Taylor Lautner outside his shack in the Twilight movies. I mean everything about that shot down to Pratt’s clothes and muscles.
So it’s given me pause to actually watch the trailer…
ITA, lol. Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.
Are Velociraptors running scared? Fine! Take my money!
Happy Thanksgiving all! (US of A’ers) I’m off to make pie.
Raptors are my new favorite dinos. Sorry T-Rex. And I love the scene where the shark gets eaten. June 2015 can’t get here fast enough.
Speaking of trailers, did you all see the trailer of Pan? Just go look at Rooney Mara as Tiger Lily as words cannot express the levels of messiness and “I can’t” that the finished product has. Also, Hugh Jackman is playing Johnny Deep playing Blackbeard.
Pan’s looked bad. Not necessarily CGI-wise, but just overall. Not sure we really need another reboot/origin story.
Everyone stay sane this Black Friday, if you so choose to leave the house! Treat your retail workers with respect!
Good advice!
Actually, this looks really bad to me. The CGI looks even worse than the original, which came out 20 years ago. I am already hoping the two kids gets eaten, which won’t happen because you can tell from the trailer this won’t have any edge to it, but simply be a bland, predictable, CGI crap fest. And Bryce Dallas Howard’s presence is inversely proportional to the quality of a movie — the more she’s in it, the more the movie will suck. Believe it or not, I WANTED to like this movie, but the trailer has completely turned me off from seeing it.
I see what you mean.. but I don’t think it looks “bad”.. just so much like the first on.. The Dinowhatever eating the shark vs the goat. the kid.
When I first heard Bryce’s voice I thought it was Reese W. at first.
I’m holding off waiting to see the next trailer.
I’m gonna love it. I love these movies no matter what. I just love anything with dinosaurs. It’s to much fun! I mean it looks like they TRAINED the velociraptors! How freaking cool is that?!!!
Chris Pratt is trying too hard to look like the brooding, handsome leading man that it just feels forced. Boy is vain.
” I am already hoping the two kids gets eaten, which won’t happen because you can tell from the trailer this won’t have any edge to it, but simply be a bland, predictable, CGI crap fest. And Bryce Dallas Howard’s presence is inversely proportional to the quality of a movie — the more she’s in it, the more the movie will suck.”
Hilarious! Mrs.Krabapple, just hilarious! Haaa!!!
It does look pretty lame.
Raptor races? Are you kidding me? This movie is either going to be a lot of fun or excruciatingly awful.
Holy crap, Mila looks fantastic ! Although I swear she didn’t even put on too much weight, it mostly went to the belly and the boobs from what I remember.
Personal pet peeve of mine is when people talk on the phone while driving. I hate it, so irresponsible and dangerous.
Um. It looks awesome.
I’ve seen the trailer today, I am tempted but not fully convinced I want to watch it. The dude is hot though, I just might watch the film for the eye-candy 😉
I don’t like the trailer for some reason :s
Imma watch for dinasours and Nick Robinson (he’stoo cute). It seems like Pratt will be hilarious in this movie.
Hmm. I expected Pratt to be more the comic relief, kind of like Goldblum in the first. Doesn’t look like that here. I’m sure I’ll end up going to see it though.
Happy Thanksgiving and safe travels!
I can see him being more Harrison Ford hot sarcastic in this maybe. Is Jeff Goldblum not in this?
🙁
I thought the trailer for Jurassic World was a parody until I saw Spielberg’s name in it, and then I started laughing anyway. They literally recycled the plot of the first movie, then tossed in monstersaurus just for the hell of it and CHRIS PRATT LEADING A VELOCIRAPTOR CHARGE HELL YEAH.
OF COURSE, I will be seeing it in theaters. And I won’t even wait for matinee pricing.
Happy Thanksgiving Celebitches!!!!!!
I like the way they’ve pointed out the jadedness of people at seeing dinosaurs, especially during the shark scene, people are filming on smartphones instead of cacking themselves at the sheer wtfness of it.
I can’t believe Bai is 48. Serious question., is she sober now?
OMG I am not American so I had a little tiny heart attack when I saw no new posts here! Thought My Celebitchies were gone!
Happy ThanksGiving!!
🙂
Am I the only person who saw all those hordes of people being touristy and thought, “Oh look! SNACKIES!”
Of *course* I’ll go see it. No matter how bad it is, it’s got to be better than Dumb or Dumber To.