Kim Kardashian scored another Vogue cover! Don’t freak out though. It’s just Vogue Australia. I mean, Vogue Australia is still a “get” for someone like Kim, but it’s not as prestigious as American Vogue. Do you think Anna Wintour will ever put Kim on American Vogue again? I wouldn’t put it past Wintour, honestly. For what it’s worth, I think this Vogue Aust shoot is much prettier than Kim’s American Vogue shoot. It was actually done in Australia too, I guess when Kim was promoting her stuff in Sydney and Melbourne a few months ago. Here are some highlights from the interview:
On her fame: “I always wanted to be famous…I will not bite the hand that feeds me.”
On Kanye: “We are absolute best friends; we know every last thing about each other […] We have good communication, and I think that’s so important in a relationship, and we have so much fun together. We’re obsessed with our family, we love our daughter so much. We’re kind of obsessed with each other. We’ll be at a party, and it might seem like the best party, and we’re whispering to each other: ‘Let’s just go home’, because we want some alone time.”
She wants privacy for North: “I like sharing my world with people. Although I wish there could be just maybe a little bit more privacy just for our daughter. But it is what it is. She’s going to grow up to be a strong girl.”
Yeah, I have my doubts as to whether Kim really wants North to ever have any privacy. Kim posts photos of North all over social media. North poses for magazines. North goes to runway shows in Paris. Despite Kanye’s complaints, North West is being raised as America’s Baby. As for Kim and Kanye being “obsessed” with each other… so obsessed, in fact, that they’ve barely spent three consecutive days and nights together since they got married.
Photos courtesy of Gilles Bensimon/Vogue Australia.
Does her face even move anymore?
What did they do to her eyes??
Eyes and nose! Squinting and flared
im hearing this like rosemary woodhouse screaming “what did they do to his eyes”
but you are correct, cat face has cat eyes indeed
They didn’t do anything. Those are Kim’s “high fashion” eyes. She does them anytime she has a shoot with a fashion magazine.
I’m getting Sarah Silverman vibes from that cover.
Is it the eyes or the nose? The nose looks like someone else’s. Gracious she has destroyed her face over the years.
This! Looks like she’s slowly morphing into the creepy cat faced lady.
Who is this???? Ouch. Cover is homely and so are the bathing suit pix. I would be home crying if that was my cover.
Seriously what’s this girl’s talent?
nada…
Getting peed on
Was that part of her sex tape? I’ve never seen it and I don’t want to, either.
She makes other people watch her show, write and comment on articles about her, and buy the stuff she’s promoting or selling.
She also managed to get two Vogue covers even though she’s not a model or an actress. Then again that was probably Kanye calling in favors.
Nothing whatsoever.
And she’s always tedious.
She provides a certain entertainment I guess.
What is she wearing? What did she do to her face? Who is she marrying now? Is she pregnant?
It’s not talent based AT ALL but people love hating on her and her family because people love watching train wrecks.
I don’t get it but I’ve broken it down that she’s just a thing.
The same could be asked of many people that are famous. They just show up enough places enough times and that’s all it takes.
Thing with Kim is love or hate people want to talk about her. Everyone here is contributing to her fame and in doing so keep her in the public eye. People here must truly want to see more of her. Otherwise they’d not pay attention 😉
Nice cover. I think Kim’s face is stunning.
Her Talent is she sells, that’s why they keep giving her covers.
I think she is a marketing genius. LOL
She doesn’t have the same body from one pic to the next. Why bother putting someone on the cover who needs such extensive photoshopping? The running pics particularly crack me up – they could have photoshopped a little muscle tone on her. Between the caked-on make up, surgery, plastic bits and complete lack of muscle tone, she doesn’t strike me as the least bit healthy.
No use commenting on the lies that spill from her mouth. There is no truth or substance to anything she says.
I know-her waist is three different sizes depending on spread and she’s making the same exact constipation squint in every picture. She looks like a cross between an alien and a blow up doll. Im so so sick of this family. they are like cockroaches who survive nuclear winters or something. Their 15 min is well over and yet somehow!!! they persist!
So a lot of my friends do drag. And the swimsuit pix look EXACTLY the way the drag queens look when they put on their hip pads and five layers of heavy duty stockings. She was so pretty to begin with. I can’t fathom doing all that to that pretty face and figure when it was great to start with! She clearly has some dysmorphic issues. Or PMK just tells her when it’s time to get a new injection.
YES! That’s what I always thought of her “curves”. Very drag queen.
Hey now! Some of us are actually shaped like that!
Okay maybe not so clown-butted, but still. Don’t hate on the big hips.
Her “face” is scary, her “ass” is scary, her “breasts” are scary, but nothing seems scarier than this woman’s brain. So vapid, superficial and so full of contradiction and denial. I´ve never seen her show and now I´m ashamed to have read this article (and making a comment). I´ll blame it on my love for celebitchy…
This is the best she’s looked in quite some time; although, I really don’t know what’s going on with her lips, e.g. what’s wrong with the corners of her mouth? She looks like she has holes instead of corners, which is quite odd. I like the cover photo – without her mouth – and the one of her looking down.
Ignori will never have privacy. As for her statements about her retirement package – I mean her husband – she doth protest too much.
I was waiting for this post!! The cover is not that bad (for Kim) but the photo of her running with the black swimsuit is terrible. Two Vogue covers for just being an attention seeking idiot?
Is the problem really Kim though? For someone who has IMO zero talent, this girl is part of our culture and if we all simply hated what she represents, you would assume she would disappeared by now. But, the problem is the consumption of whatever Kim is selling to the public, she has fans and then some. The problem is not really Kim, seems like society in general has very low expectation and standards. That this chick is celebrated for the garbage that she injects into our culture and almost a decade now of our lives. If people were simply disgusted with her and her family, she wouldn’t be ranking it $$ by the truckload. Someone out there is buying this crap.
Of course the problem is not Kim,the problem is the people who support Kim. She has “fans”, eitherwise her show would had been canceled. KUWTK is terrible, i have seen only one episode out of curiosity and i couldn’t understand why this show and this family are so popular. Now Kim, the woman who has no taste at all and became famous from a sex tape is considered a fashionista,scores Vogue covers and makes millions.
I don’t know how we can make them go away. Laughing at Kim when she is wearing unflattering outfits or says dump things is fun but we should ignore her. But now i am commenting on a Kim post so… Maybe it’s a guilty pleasure i don’t know.
Girl yesterday on Reddit I said I hated the super orange face she has when her makeup is really caked on. I further said this orange phenomenon looks terrible on everyone and I can’t find a bronzer that doesn’t make me look like an oompa loompa. One of her stans then “quoted” me on a whole new thread and somehow turned my dislike for the color orange (and Kim K) into me being a racist. Her “fans” are rabid.
Right on, Belle. The problem is — dun dun dun – US! If we stopped clicking and commenting on the stories about the Kardashians, websites wouldn’t post them (it would be a waste of time). I’ll admit to having a morbid curiosity about the Ks. I can’t seem to help myself …
I am not going to lie, I am curious, but what boggles the mind is people ACTUALLY spending HARD EARNED CASH on this chick. Clicking and commenting on an article is one thing. But spending money on the crap they endorse and sell is really what gets to me. She should be downgraded to internet star as opposed to the international phenomenon she currently is. That kind of status should be reserved for people who are exceptional (being stupid and vapid is not exceptional) and positive in one way or the other. Come on Society, let’s band together 🙂
If clicks really meant anything I think that cumberbatch dude would have won the Globes but I digress.
Well Kim If you want more privacy for North stop calling the Paps everytime you leave the house. Problem solved. BUT She makes way too money on every picture out there just about so we all know that’s out. Just more Kardashian lies per usual.
Who head did they photoshop on that cover? Only the trout lips look like her.
Not bad at all for Kim actually. The pictures and styling, I mean. The interview is eye-rolly.
You can really tell when she has on minimal makeup. Her face looks rough – under eye bags, shadowy discoloration, wow! 😳
Her hips look weird in the bathing suit. I like the tan dress though. Nice music on the video. That’s all…
Agree with everything you said. ANd as someone else said, she looks so unhealthy. No muscle, expression, etc.
Her nostrils always look so flared when she’s not wearing all her contouring makeup. It always steals all the focus, for me. So odd.
She looks beautiful in white, not bad. Guess Kanye is not around to advice on fashion.
Pretty pics!
My goodness the photoshop!!!! All her pictures have been photoshopped to make her smaller and more svelte!!
..and her legs about 6 inches longer.
She’s treading in Michael Jackson territory. When will the plastic surgery stop? I think MJ is a warning to everyone plastic surgery obsessed. As for her and hubby being “obsessed” with each other, what are they 16 year olds?
She looks pretty good here and fairly “natural” in the video. I don’t know if the word natural can be applied to Kim at this point, but I guess what I’m trying to say is that she didn’t have too much makeup on and didn’t look too botoxy to me. The location is beautiful and her dresses look nice. This is the best I’ve seen her look in a while.
In the khaki dress pictures, her hips and ass have all but disappeared. In the black swimsuit pictures, her hips are back! It’s magic!
I think her face on the cover looks rough as hell. I guess I’m used to her face being covered in six inches of airbrushed plastery makeup. Rough!
And I’ve never understood the cat face comments until this picture. I can actually see a cat’s face now.
She’s proud of what she does? If she is, then why does she look soulless and miserable all the time. I don’t get high fashion but I’m pretty sure they have the same definition of misery.
Just to echo what others have said, this is a woman who has never set foot in a gym.
She looks really awkward “running” and she just looks…soft, which I guess is fine, just not a body type that I personally admire.
She may have the butt, but she is no J Lo.
Considering how often she’s photographed outside a gym, and assuming she actually enters the gym, she should have very good muscle tone and definition.
Exactly. Although, she’s always suspiciously non-sweaty and perfectly made up when she leaves, so I’m sure it’s all for show.
Yeah I don’t get it does she walk in the gym and right back out? Why not stay and work out?
It’s kind of ironic she is getting these Vogue shoots now. Looks wise she’s nothing special anymore. She was gorgeous a few years back.
Kitten, Yes. This a woman who does not work out. She is very soft and out of shape. Her daily “visits” to the gym are just photo ops with the paparazzi. And that diaper butt is gross….
JLo, on the other hand….let’s just say that I would sell my soul for her abs!
That’s what kills me. She looks like all she does is diet (somewhat) and get lipo. If I was pictured going to the gym as much as her, I’d be an absolute beast.
What the hell is she doing with her eyes?
She has ruined her face. Her nose especially. She just looks odd now. Although in the video it didn’t look as odd, so maybe it’s just terrible photoshop.
Sometimes in the middle of a party I whisper to Mr. Rochester that I just want to go home too; but that is usually because I have accidentally put my hand in the onion dip or knocked over something valuable.
Thank you for this chuckle this morning!
The cover picture is pretty bad. Her lips look dull and chapped and her flared nostrils make her look like a bull. Are those squinting eyes supposed to be sexy? See her squinting all the time. Hard to believe that she used to be beautiful
If I hadn’t read the header, I never would have guessed Kim K as the model
Where is her butt in that side photo? She wants the big butt but then they photoshop it to look smaller, so why bother?
She desperately wants to be high fashion but she is short, squat and will always look like a porn star.
She looks beautiful in this shoot. Say what you want about her but she is gorgeous.
What it bothers me it’s that people keep portaying Kanye as the serious one in this relationship. Maybe he was some years ago, but today is as delusional and stupid as Kim.
How someone believes that despite “Kanye’s complaints, North West is being raised as America’s Baby” ? He knew who Kim was and decided to married her. If he had problem with her ego,selfisness,vapidness and attention-seeking he wouldn’t be with her. I am sure it doesn’t bother him that North has no privacy at all, and if he was expecting something else from Kim who shares everything on Internet he must be out of touch. They match each other in my opinion.
“I always wanted to be famous.”
Oh, sweetheart. You’re not going to take it well when the new hot and young thing comes around with her own reality show and no one cares to see you or your family anymore. I guess she’s always been shallow.
I really like the idea of the photoshoot, I just wish it featured someone else. And well, at this point there’s nothing to do about the retouches (both plastic and digital). It baffles me that she’s seen as a “real”, “out-of-the-established” beauty icon/role model, when there’s pretty much nothing “real” about her. She spends millions of dollars in all kinds of treatments to look the way she looks. What’s relatable about that?
The latest incarnation of her face is atrocious. If that nose isn’t the product of photoshop, she has officially ruined her face. I’m not sure if it is the new harsh middle-parted, plastered down ponytail hairstyle, or the lack of color in her wardrobe or what, but I don’t think she is very attractive anymore, just my opinion. Kim’s new features make her look more like Larsa Pippen than Larsa Pippen looks like herself.
She has done a lot to her nose. Go back 5 years and see her original nose. So much nicer. It was a great nose. RIP Kim’s Armenian nose.
Haven’t we seen every single angle of this girl in every single pose in every single photo shop fail? Enough already. Even eating something as amazing as donuts gets boring after a while. I mean nothing about these pics are real…nothing. She doesn’t look like that in real life. Stop the photo shop. I can’t give a person praise when that’s a “fake” version of herself. Actually, Kim’s real life self is also a fake version of herself.
“Honest, proud, and endearing” ?????????????????????????
Are they talking about Kim Kardashian or some other Kim ? She still goes around saying she hasn’t altered her face or body. Honest is something she is NOT.
I think she looks stunning. And for what it’s worth, the Kardashians have made me so much more body-confident. As someone with a huge ass no matter how skinny I am, it’s nice to feel good embracing my (one huge) curve.
Because the other women with a real, round bottom didn’t? Eh, to each their own I do suppose.
She lies so much that it is first nature to her. She lies and creates a false reality and then lives in it as if it is true
Awful photos and she looks terrible.
Why with the running? Like she’s athletic…*snorts*
Totally. I’d like to know what exactly she does at the gym.
She sits in the juice bar or takes selfies in their bathroom.
Just glancing at the cover, she looks good. Doesn’t really look anything like herself, though. The photoshopper even gave her quite a breast reduction and avoided the view from the back. Made her look human, even, in the face. But she’s dressed better than usual. At least from the view when she’s semi-seated.
I see that Nori is still an afterthought. Kim just doesn’t know the kid well enough to be specific except with her tall tales that are developmentally impossible. So she’s still really missing out on time she can never recapture. Kim is still focussing instead on how obsessed she and Kanye are with each other. Whatever that means.
Yikes. Her nose looks so fug here.
They made her face look interesting, i.e. not a carefully painted cat-face. Nice.
Why would she choose to do that to her nose??? It’s SOO BAD. The last version was much better
I’m sorry but for all you gals who say how beautiful she looks here, think about this …With as much photoshopping they did to get to that point , they could have taken Anne Hathaway from the old Beverly Hillbilly shows and make her just as attractive !! ..That is one boat load of photoshopping ..To sell a complete fake face and fake body …Yes she was a attractive girl at one time……. was is the main word …she has botoxed , surgically altered and filled all that away now she is just Plastic parody of what the media and entertainment world sells and considers beautiful…The shots of her running down that beach are hilarious…Her behind is so large and waist photoshopped so little if she was really shaped like that the act of running and jarring would have broken her into at that waist line . Someone wrote she looked like a Orca whale lunging out of the water after a bull seal and I don’t know if they were referring to her as the whale or the bull seal ……LOL
Nothing vogue about this b*tch.
I’d rather see Pepper on Vogue. AHS anyone?
This is probably not the nicest thing to say but the surgery on her hips makes her look….heavy. I know she’s small but having seen the before pics (on famous plastic site) she added a lot of fat to her sides to create a perfect curve. And it wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t trying to sell how svelte and ‘thin’ she is all the time. She’s a tiny woman, so why the hell did she make herself look so chubby on purpose?