A few days ago, Kim Kardashian posted another “selfie” image that will appear in (or on the cover of?) her coffee table book of selfies called Selfish. You can see the NSFW photo here. It’s pretty cleavagey. But what did you expect from Kim Kardashian? She takes selfies. She’s self-obsessed. She’s vapid. So of course she’s already doing advanced promotion for the book (it comes out in May) by talking about her she’s the Original Selfie Taker.

Kim Kardashian was way ahead of the curve … training a camera on herself when she was just 4. We’re told Kim’s “Selfish” book contains pics she took of herself in the year George Orwell made famous. She picked up a camera and instinctively decided there was nothing better than photographing herself … so she did.

Here’s what Kim said in pitching the book, “I took pictures of myself with digital cameras when I was in junior high and high school, and I just got hooked.” And this will shock you … she says, “I was always obsessed with selfies.”

And we’re told … the book was Kanye’s idea. He titled it and his creative team — Donda — came up with the look. It’s due out in May.

[From TMZ]

See? She’s always been a vapid, self-obsessed fool. She didn’t need a reality show for that.

Meanwhile, Kim and the other Kardashians took the cover of Star Magazine this week for a cover story about their household staffs “telling all.” The excerpt is pretty boring:

In a house full of nannies, chefs, personal assistants, hair and makeup artists and TV cameras, it’s actually the housekeepers who have access to the most dirt on the Karashians! Now, in a Star exclusive, the family’s housekeepers are spilling the clan’s secrets, revealing which family member is the meanest (it’s not who you think), what the girls do when the cameras aren’t rolling (test-driving free cars!) and what disgusting things the sloppy sisters leave all over the house (fake eyelashes!)

“It was a wild experience,” says one housekeeper, who worked for the family nine hours a day, six days a week and was paid “pretty well.”

“Kourtney, Kim and Khloe would all get full hair and makeup done every single morning — even on days they weren’t filming! — while they drank their strawberry-banana shakes that their private chef would make them. Seeing how glamorous their lives are made me realize they truly have it all!”

Kim: “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom were beyond filthy at all times. No matter how often it was cleaned, the minute Kim entered, everything was trashed — like a tornado had just gone through it. She had eyelashes everywhere, makeup splattered all over the dressers and bathroom counters, clothes everywhere.”

Kourtney: “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family. She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.”

Khloe: “Khloe and Scott [Disick] were two peas in a pod. They would chase each other around, and Scott would always try and trip Khloe. Kourtney would always scream at Khloe for egging Scott on, but Khloe didn’t care.”

[From Star]

I don’t even think that these sources actually worked for the Kardashians – this sounds like stuff you could pick up while watching the reality show. Of course Kourtney is rude. She’s the unpleasant, morose Kardashian. And Khloe and Scott adore each other. And Kim is messy. Seriously, no one’s going to reveal all about Khloe’s butt implants?

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Instagram, WENN.