The LA County Sheriff’s spokesman revealed in a press conference today that Paris Hilton will be confined to house arrest with an ankle bracelet tracking device for 40 days due to medical reasons. Intense questioning by reporters could not get him to reveal which medical condition prompted Paris to get out of jail 20 days early to serve double the rest of her sentence in plush comfort at her West Hollywood mansion.

Paris’ medical problems will have to remain the stuff of speculation as they are protected by confidentiality laws. Someone is going to talk soon, though.

It’s not so much of a stretch to assume that Paris got out for some psychological problem or other, as her psychiatrist visited her in prison on Tuesday for over 90 minutes and she was said to be audibly weeping in her cell at night.

Justice does seem to favor those with enough specialists and experts to find loopholes.

Paris Hilton will serve out her 40 days in comfort that the majority of the world’s population will never experience in their lifetime. She has chandeliers hanging in her closet and over her bed, along with a separate area for her dogs with a little custom gate that features the letter “H.” Her bed alone is worth nearly $20,000. Here are some pictures from an OK! Magazine article about Paris that came out last spring. Among her quotes in the article include:

“I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer.”

“When I was a kid, I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend’s house, and I was like – oh!”

“I worked hard for all this. I tell girls that if you basically work hard, all your dreams will come true.”

Paris Hilton gets paid tens of thousands of dollars for just showing up for events. Last year she got paid a half million dollars to host a weekend rock concert in Austria. Sounds like real hard work, and it looks like she’ll be serving hard time in that soft bed with the chandelier over it.

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