How dumb is Lindsay Lohan? Really dumb. First, Lindsay posted the above photo to her Instagram and Twitter. She’s trying to follow the “waist-training” trend, just like the Kardashian women, and just like the Kardashians and Beyonces before her, Lindsay Photoshopped the crap out of her selfie. It’s really obvious too, just like it was last month, when Lindsay was trying to make her thighs look small and instead made it look like the door was warped around her butt. Well, same situation here. Just an FYI to all would-be selfie-taking amateur Photoshoppers: don’t take your selfies in front of staircases, doors or anything that will show your amateurish ‘Shop work.
Hilariously, Lindsay took down the larger photo and reposted a cropped version:
Ha, that’s a much better attempt to hide her Photoshop work, so let’s give her a little bit of credit for that. Also: those shorts are… inappropriate.
What else? Let’s see… there’s a rumor going around London that Lindsay is dating one of the “stars” of the hit reality show The Only Way Is Essex. The guy is Jake Hall. Apparently, Jake and Lindsay had a “fling” – or what sounds more like a brief club hookup or one night stand – and it’s going to ruin his storyline on TOWIE.
Last thing: why in the world is Givenchy or Selfridges sending Lindsay Lohan their open toe boots? Those are like $3000 retail!!! And it’s not like Lindsay deserves to be on any freebie list.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Lindsay’s social media.
She should photoshop her IMBD
+1
And her head.
hahaaa
The boots are horrible let her have them
They really are very hideous!
Absolutely vile boots. And how will she walk in those on wooden floors? Rediculous heels.
Haven’t had my coffee yet so still a bit groggy… I don’t understand the boots. What is the spike coming out of each heel?
that’s the bottom part of the actual heel. I had to look closely myself.
totally UGGO boots…and, therefore, perfect for her.
Well, it’s not like anyone would want them back now that her filthy, smelly feet have been in them.
I LOATHE those open-toed boots. Ugly.
Yes, I think if there was anyway to prove that she is no longer sober, it is the fact that she thinks the boots look good at all…
Hmmm nobody is buying these over the knee open-toed boots with metal spikes on the heels that will damage every surface…. What sucker can we give them to?
Wow, didn’t think Givenchy could top their uncircumcised wellie monstrosity and yet here we are.
The heel looks like the fax machine that printed the actual design to the manufacturer ran out of ink. It’s the only logical explanation.
If I see any more camel toes before breakfast on a Monday I’m going to barf, lol.
She is such a silly clown joke!
Lindsay must have some good “friends” with large bank balances to afford to fund her lifestyle. She is going to keep coasting on her “mean Girls” fame for decades. I can’t believe she is still in her twenties. Girl, looking rough
Also those boots look like hoofs that should belong on some beast running through a forest
I know, right? She looks like a rough 45 year old who’s had a hard life….
And those “friends” are the ones who actually spend money at these designers and stores, and that’s how she still getting free stuff. So no…not really free.
Pathetic.
On so many levels.
I just cannot imagine how it must feel to be so self-absorbed and insecure that you need to photoshop a SELFIE of your already small figure. It makes me so sad.
Yeah same. I think it’s even sadder that she is wearing a waist trainer whilst doing so.
Given that she included the brand/store, it seems apparent she was paid to do so.
I’m assuming she didn’t notice how messed up the stairs were at first because she was too messed herself up on some budget substance and they just looked completely normal to her.
The only explanation for those stairs other than photoshop would be if her camel toe had caused a rip in time and started the universe collapsing in on itself but I’m not a scientist so IDK
‘budget substance’? I don’t understand. I thought they were all bad. Are there some better than the others? Do they have ranks/ grades of these things or something? I’m genuinely asking.
I’m not sure if it’s what klein meant, but to me it’s regarding some substances being mixed with or “cut” with other things. For instance, people have died when meth has been cut with toxic substances like drain cleaner.
Oh thank you, for you!
I hate when people thank designers for gifts even though it’s clear they either bought them or got them on loan from a dept. store.
Those shoes! Gah! Some psudo wedge- pencil heel rubbish. Is it Givenchy? I would bet it is.
And mahn, Lindsay is really trying very hard, you guys. The thigh-gap / waist and breast enhancing combo selfie. What a mess!
Idiot.She must be high not to notice the stairs (and her camel toe) and post this photo.
The boots are hideous.Even If they sent them to me for free I wouldn’t wear them.Trashy.
How fast are we regressing into a culture where women have to where 30 pounds of underwear just to leave the house? Cinch here, tuck there, and don’t forget to contour? Who the f$%k has time? I got places to be.
I do it. I’ve has two csections, one of those with twins. My abs aren’t as strong as they were, and I have a little loose skin. The corset tucks that in and helps me with my posture. Then I just put a “slimming tank top” over that to make it smooth.
I don’t have backaches anymore.
A TOWIE hook up!!!! Wow, she is really going lower than I thought possible.
Bison knuckle with my morning coffee. Just what I need, And I just love the new Funhouse filter Photoshop came out with. good job, Lindsay.
Thank you, Celebitchy, for enlightening me on what TOWIE is. I’ve seen it on sites, but could never be arsed looking up what it stands for.
Lindsay: Q: Hilarious or dumb? A: Dumb. Obviously.
The boots? Fuggly as all get-up. $3000??? Some people have more money than sense. And taste. Some “designers” sure know the dimwits to market their ridiculous wares to… Sorry, but this woman is still on a slippery slope, and is so deluded that all I can do is shake my head and tsk.
Anyone else notice the bruise on her arm right above her watch is missing in the second photo? Haha. Little photo shop there too….. 😏😱😃
No sympathy for this chick. She needs to accept that it is over, join the ranks of the real world, and let bygones be bygones. You are no longer a celebrity, Lindsay. Have some self respect and move on. I don’t buy it that she is sober; her face is more puffy every time I see a new picture of her.
Assuming she’s getting paid to shill & post these, I’m surprised the vendor let the first gaffe photo slip by.
I am always so embarrassed by these selfie photos by “celebs” or “so-called celebs” of themselves in bathrooms or mirrors that are focused on their bodies in bikinis or bras and panties or half nude or their cleavage, or whatever. It’s so narcissistic, to me, a photo with them with their camera in a mirror taking a sexy bathroom (where it usually is) selfie of themselves. And now add all the photoshopping to go along with it. Such shallow people.
I’m pretty sure (and very quick Google search confirms) that Lindsay was not in attendance at Givenchy’s recent Fashion Week show. From that we can deduce that she was not given these boots by Givenchy. Thus, either Selfridges or a benefactor gifted them. If it was the former the gift was probably connected to making the latter (big spender) happy.
Haha. A TOWIE hookup is on par for her.
you’d have to pay me to wear those boots. Lindsay’s desperation is sad.
She posted another selfie today too–about some cryogenic treatment BS. She photoshopped that one, too–look at her stomach and the arm of the girl next to her.
All these companies paying her to post selfies in their products (or she wants us to think they are paying her) just look cheap and stupid whenever she gets involved with anything. I’d pay her to keep my business name OFF her Instagram page.
She brings all this stuff on herself. If she would concentrate on getting her life together and get on with winning that Oscar she said she was going to win before she turned 30 instead of posting useless selfies, she wouldn’t be such a joke.
Those shorts are disgusting.
Why do all these women want to look like a Barbie? It’s like this L.A., hyper-sexualised look that is pretty…sexy even, but not at all chic.