All great gristly things must come to an end. How the end comes is up to all of us. And Madge and Jesus. After moving in together, and weathering snide comments from two of Jesus’ ex-girlfriends, Madonna and Jesus are now trying to survive their first big fight. Guess what the fight was about. Let your mind wander.
The fight was about cell phones. Gasp! Madonna is very anti-cell phone. Except not really, she just doesn’t want Jesus to talk to anyone but her, not his friends, not his family, no one but The Gristle. The Gristle must sustain him!
Madonna thinks Jesus is “rude” if he uses his cell phone in front of her, but Madge gets to use her cell phone whenever she wants. So Jesus stood up for himself, saying Madge was being “unreasonable” (it’s like he just met her, right?). Madonna conceded, sort of. Jesus now gets the privilege of using his cell phone, but only when Madge isn’t around, and only for “emergencies”. I have an emergency, Madge. Emergency: you need to chill. The Daily Mail has more:
It had always seemed an unlikely pairing.
So perhaps it is no surprise that cracks appear to have already formed in the fledgling relationship between Brazilian model Jesus Luz, 22, and Madonna, who is 28 years his senior.
The couple, who have been dating since December, are believed to have had their first fight – over Madonna’s insistence that Jesus not use his mobile phone.
Tensions came to a head a few days ago, after the singer walked in on Jesus chatting on the phone to his family.
‘And she just turned on him,’ a source said. ‘She told him it was rude for him to take a phone call in front of her.’
But Luz stood his ground and told Madonna she was being unreasonable. ‘He stood up for himself and they had quite a heated argument,’ the source added. ‘
Madonna agreed to let him answer the mobile when she’s around, but only in emergencies.’ However, the source claimed Jesus is now furious Madonna continues to use her own mobile.
‘If her phone rings and she wants to take the call, she’ll do it,’ the source said. ‘This is not a relationship of equals.’ Madonna’s controlling nature is also thought to have caused Luz to fall out with his family.
‘His family claims they always know when he’s with her because they can’t get him on the phone,’ the source said. ‘And it’s true. He’ll see his phone ringing and he just has to let it go.’
From The Daily Mail
A few weeks back, we ran a story about how Jesus Luz’s family was really and truly worried about him. They think Madonna is holding him captive, and I can kind of see it. I have reoccurring nightmares about getting trapped in The Gristle, so I can only imagine what kind of night terrors Jesus faces. But still, he’s made his bed, so now he has to lie in it.
Note by Celebitchy: These two might be already over. INF photo has exclusive pictures of Jesus getting cozy with some other much younger woman in Brazil.
Madonna and Jesus are shown out to dinner on 2/1/09. Credit: Bauergriffinonline.com
This whole “romance” is absolutely laughable!!! She is delusional if she thinks any of us are buying this.
Yeah seriously Madonna. Leave the poor boy alone and START ACTING YOUR AGE.
Talk about controlling.
Jesus: RUN, BOY, RUN!
God I hope for his sake it is over, if the story is true. Alienating someone from their friends and family, giving them “permission” to telephone them, losing the block when they don’t obey.
If Madonna was a man could you imagine the headlines about abusive behaviour? This behaviour shoulf not be acceptable from anyone.
Relationships like that usually run their course over a few months’ time, so they are due for a split. Maybe she just wanted a cute guy around to get her through the divorce.
Oh please! He’s a grown man, he knew what he was getting into. And judging by this, he’s not taking any crap from her so what’s the problem? She’s not forcing him into a relationship. He’s in it for what he can get out it, stop treating him like he’s some defenceless little boy.
Damn. I’ve just defended the gristle.
Kaiser, please stop with the word “gristle” when talking about Madonna. It’s getting tired.
She one disgusting old hag.
Madonna is a pathetic person who needs to grow up . What does a 51 year old woman has in common with a 21 year old boy ? She thinks this will make her look younger? with all the plastic surgery, money, personal chef, personal assistants, trainers, nannies, drivers, she still looks older and uglier than a lot of people her age at least in Hollywood.
He really, really needs a haircut.
Well at least he got a new wardrobe from this. That is if THE GRISTLE doesn’t take it away
This is what happens to old women like her who continue to live a reptilian, opportunistic lifestyle.
They squander their viable years and become cold, covetous, gollum-like creatures. Only instead of a shiny precious, it’s young men.
I may catch some invective for stating something like this, but the evidence is mounting. Madonna’s lifestyle isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Contrary to feminist dogma, sometimes it’s just good to find somebody you really care about and grow past all your childish impulses and insecurities and appreciate what you have.
Madonna is so far gone, now she must resort to behaving like a crazy old possessive bag.
Mairead, you wrote exactly what I was thinking. Controlling, bordering on or leading to abusive. Scary broad.
And I don’t use that name broad lightly.
“I may catch some invective for stating something like this, but the evidence is mounting. Madonna’s lifestyle isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Contrary to feminist dogma, sometimes it’s just good to find somebody you really care about and grow past all your childish impulses and insecurities and appreciate what you have.”
Yet women like her complain when young girls start relationships with older men.
She is someone who could have bowed out long ago, but then decided to go all out with her antiwar dogma and throw a grenade AT MY PRESIDENT when he was in office.
I don’t know anyone’s politics, but her chronic nonstop disrespect is nauseating.
I don’t see anything remotely feminist about Madonna. She has no respect for anybody, not only for males (and feminism is not about hating males, by the way), she has never fought for women’s rights – she’s in it for herself, that’s it.
And please Kaiser, keep on calling her “the gristle”. It’s not an unfortunate effect of aging, she’s working hard to have those steroidy muscles, let’s recognize her efforts.
she is pure evil