Here are some assorted photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in NYC yesterday. Kim had two costume changes – the covered-up business look in shades of brown and green was earlier in the day, then she went out for a late dinner with Kanye and Ralph Lauren in the black ensemble. I don’t really hate either look. I mean, let’s not kid ourselves, neither look is particularly good or flattering, but it’s not flat-out ghastly either. The brown ensemble sort of makes me think that Kim is now attempting to dress more like Amal Clooney. Like, I could see Amal trying to make that skirt work. As for the black ensemble… I’m all for Kim wearing pants more often, but those are some awful, wrinkly pants. So bad.
As always, there are a bunch of Kimye stories making the rounds. Let’s go through them!
*Amy Schumer says she and Kim laughed about Amy’s prank on the Time 100 red carpet later on in the evening. Schumer threw herself on the ground at Kimye’s feet and the photos were pretty funny, but Kanye did not look amused.
*Kim and Kanye are still suing YouTube cofounder Chad Hurley for posting “exclusive” footage of Kanye’s proposal.
*Kim and Kanye have installed a $35,000 Prima Cinema system in their mansion. The system allows them to screen new releases on the day the films are released, at a cost of $500 per film (for 24 hours).
Oh, and this is just an FYI, since I mentioned the Met Gala and Kimye in the same breath a few days ago – Kim and Kanye are CONFIRMED for the Met Gala on May 4th. Not only are they attending, they’re on the VIP celebrity list. I wonder what monstrosity Kim will wear? Please let it be Givenchy. Riccardo Tisci is such a passive aggressive bitch.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
I hope nobody ever uses the description “not flat out ghastly” to compliment my fashion sense!
Are her eyes defective? Can she not observe that the different browns clash?
Apparently so. She can’t see that the skirt is puckering across her hips.
I know that vain people wear uncomfortable pieces they think look good, but who thinks something that OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT FIT looks good?!
OMG ALL OF THE BROWNS.
Maybe she can’t see through all the fake lashes. Any normal person would see the colors clash
And the wonky eye
Even though all the Browns clash the fit isn’t unflattering
There was a picture up on the Daily Mail that showed that skirt bursting at the seam (where it looks like it is held together by pins).
Ugh, wear the coat or don’t wear the coat, or have your handlers carry it. (Or tie around your waist if trying to hide your arse 🙂 ).
Wow she really landed herself on the Met invite list through sheer force of will
Oh, no. She did it the old-fashioned way. She married into the invitation.
I’m with you, Josephine. Since marrying Him, she’s had entree to events that once wouldn’t have even entertained the thought of inviting her, and is even receiving “awards”! She now has access to mingle with the big celebrities who, previously, wouldn’t have been caught dead in the same room as her. What’s more, for whatever reason, some even seem to fawn over her. I think marrying him was the best decision, career-wise, she’s ever made. It took her up several rungs on that ladder of celebrity, and without him, she might have faded away by now. Not that she’d go down without a fight… I can’t wait to find out if Riccardo will dress her – I’m beginning to love his P-A streak, if that’s what it is.
What has happened to all the designer bags she used to cart around? She never carries a bag nowadays – only the phone. She also never seems to “wear” her coats. Why is that? Is it because they’re always too long (especially noticeable on the sleeves)! Is it to not hide her outfits? Does she think she’s making it a thing? Is it to hide her arse? It seems that Thing 1 and Thing 2 will never go away… Shite… I need to get my op and rehab over with and get back to work…
She dresses so stupidly. I’ll never get behind wearing three neutrals, all nudes, all looking like different tans she’s had throughout the year. Why? Can she not imagine other colors complimenting each other? And the mesh fabric…don’t. Don’t even think about it. Dress for your age/body/coloring, guh!
I actually really like that second outfit. As usual, the skirt should be a size up, but otherwise it’s pretty great.
I like the skirt (would look awesome if it stopped right below the knee, IMO).
She’s got no legs in one picture and she’s wearing a lovely diarrhea green skirt in the next.
SUCH A FASHION ICON!!!
Amal Clooney didn’t invent that style nor is she the only one to dress like that so how is Kim copying her?
yeah that’s quite a stretch.
Anyone else notice the woman in orange behind Kim in the top photo? That’s what Kim thinks she looks like when we see her.
That’s LaLa Anthony & she’s actually one of Kim’s lemmings/cohorts. I actually don’t believe Kim is trying to look like her…if anything it might actually be the other way around
This is an ugly clash of colors. Kim, please buy a color wheel, they sell them at every artist supply store. You are proof that money cannot buy class. You should not wear so many separates–they make you look short and stumpy.
I am around Kim’s age, work nights as a nurse for continued experience and not money, go to school for a masters degree and one day hope to work in underserved communities, I commend her for giving so little but getting so much. In my next life, maybe.
Sucks huh? I just don’t get it sometimes. Makes no sense to me. Just goes to show how very unfair life can be.
@lkaye
I commend her for giving so little but getting so much.
So. much. shade. with. this. comment.
But you are also so on point that it hurts.
Thank you Ikaye! Thank you for putting your energy heart and intelligence into being of use in the world. I think this woman is popular because every single person on the planet can recognize a train wreck. Kim is democratic and universal that way. Lots to ponder.
Ha! Just stopped by to say that it’s apropos for her to be wearing 4 shades of vomit.
While I was here I noticed that the decorative hair on the hulking body guard’s chin is arranged to look like butt cheeks with a hairy butt crack. Doesn’t he see this in the mirror as he primps? Butts must be his thing — he wears a fanny pack! How, um,…distinctive.
I so hope Anna cuts her out of the pictures again. The fact she is having dinner with Ralph Lauren itches to read. Why do legit people pay her the time of day? Because of Kanye?
I have to think it’s simply because she gets so much attention. Sad, isn’t it?
+1..they know pap shots of Kim will reach more eyes than a page in vogue..of course, she may be on that page as well. They don’t seem to care if some of the stuff looks so ill-fitting and unflattering on her. I think she’ll go with the black Spider-Man boobs number
Because they are just as desperate and yearning for attention as she is? Those fashion types seem like a huge bundle of insecurity and need, and they way they have globbed on to this loser family tells me that they are not intelligent, interesting, confident people. They’re just pathetic attention-seekers.
You are a woman after my own heart, Josephine!
Her face is freaking me out. She looks like a wooden doll/mannequin with glass eyes that haven’t been set in her head correctly.
Why spend so much on a home theater when they are never home to watch movies? Plus, if she has a move theater, gym, and salon in her home, how will she ever be able to do her daily pap walks? Grocery shopping?
Kim pushing a shopping cart, checking the sell-by dates on milk, comparing prices of baby wipes, thumping a melon…funniest pic of the day!
Oh, PLEASE STOP WITH THE CROP TOPS. Just NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
50 Shades of Baby Diarrhea
Gold star goes to L. ⭐️
I really like the shoes from the greens/browns outfit. That’s about all I like, but I really like those.
The draped coat so you can see my outfit thing is starting to get on my nerves. Not just from Kim, all who do it. We see enough of your outfits people, just put the damn coat ON if it’s cold!
Of course she looks like shit but she did remind me that I still need a camel coat like that.
That brown and green look is the most unflattering mess I’ve ever seen. It’s right out of a “what not to wear tutorial.” The sandals, the cut and length of the skirt, the colors on her all make her look dumpy. It’s a bad look and I realize I’m talking about a woman who exposes her midriff at every chance, like she’s walking around in some fancy aerobics class 24/7.
One shade of brown at a time! This is a huge clash. If the skirt wasn’t puke green and fit right, I’d like it. Does she not know how to wear a coat correctly?
I don’t care if she has a kazillion dollars and spends it all on just one outfit. She still looks like a low-class floozy.
She looks like she just grabbed things out of the closet and didn’t look in the mirror before she walked out. All these colors are horrendous
In the brown/greens, she’s also wearing basically every color that is totally wrong for her coloring. I have similar coloring and stay theeee hellll away from camels, olives, and tans.
She needs to learn how to dress. Nothing she wears ever looks good on her because she never wears anything that flatters her shape.
Kim tweeted about being in fittings for the Met Gala already!
For the brown outfit, I love that coat and the top is nice. The skirt needs to go, though.
Every time i see her I want to grab her bra straps and pull up those boobs! They sit so low it’s so matronly! As a woman with big boobs, jackets like that do nothing for your figure either. It’s all the opposite of flattering… so weird
I really wonder how many minutes of attention per day that kid they had gets from either one of them? Between all the papped appearances they both literally have to spend hours looking in the mirror while they are fawned over for hair, spray tanning, caked on makeup, what to wear for this pic or that pic, and then hours standing in a mirror practicing that incredibly empty, stale, conceited, arrogant, self absorbed look on their faces? Yes, I am talking about Kanye too! Oh, don’t forget all the time spent getting botoxed and plastic surgery!