Here are some photos of Khloe Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Lucifer’s Homegirl, out to dinner at Craig’s in West Hollywood last night. I guess they were having a nice girls’ night out, although Khloe and Kris are dressed for “date night.” I’m pretty sure Kris is wearing boots that belong to Kim. And I’m pretty sure that Khloe’s biscuit AND her breasts fell out repeatedly in this ensemble. In one of these photos, you can even see her boob coming out of her dress (thankfully she’s wearing a bra).
Khloe has been working out A LOT lately – she recently confessed to working out seven days a week, five of them with a trainer. She’s been targeting her waist and legs, I think, which makes the Pinocchio Butt stand out even more. I actually think Khloe looks pretty good these days, I just wish she would stop messing with her lips. But let’s not kid ourselves, Khloe wants to be seen as “thin.” She wants to have a fit, healthy and THIN figure. So that makes this little Page Six item a little bit weird.
Khloé Kardashian is not into being too thin. The reality TV star and entrepreneur is working on an advice book on how to develop “strength and true beauty” in a “culture that worships skinny,” the publisher Regan Arts announced Thursday.
The book is currently untitled and scheduled for publication on Nov. 3.
Kardashian said in a statement issued by Regan Arts that she wanted to inspire readers to “create their own true strength and beauty inside and out.”
It’s a great message, to tell young women that they don’t need to worship the skinny, that they don’t need to alter their appearances just to fit in. But is Khloe the person who should take up this cause? The messenger is as important as the message in this case, and Khloe has altered her face and surgically enhanced her body and she does, in fact, worship the skinny. Eh, what does it really matter though? This book is going to be ghost-written by someone else.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
LOL @ all these plastic Kardashians talking about self-acceptance.
Exactly!
Dear Khloe, stop worshiping plastic surgery. That’s all.
“Girls you don’t need to be skinny!
…what you need to do is go through a series of liposuction appointments while also asking the doctor to use this removed fat and insert it into your butt. Now at this time I would also suggest you tell the doctor to plump your lips and maybe throw in an eyelid lift while he or she is at it. Remember, if you can still recognize yourself when you look in the mirror you haven’t gone far enough! I also enjoy waist shrinking and causing those ‘fatty’ organs to fold and collapse in on themselves so that I can really attain that desired silhouette.”
Love,
Khloe Kardashian
Ha! I can just hear her telling her Ghost writer this! The last person I would take advice from a KarTrashian or one of the two Jenner girls spawns from Kris. This people can barely read let alone write. What is so sad is that people, not a lot but some will actually pay money for such nonsense.
Ditto !!
Dear Khloe Kardashian,
You give me such inspiring advice! However, you forgot to mention how I will be able to afford all these initial enhancements and necessary and ongoing maintenance. Also, what garments should I wear to fully showcase my new face and body. I am 149 cm tall.
Thanking you in anticipation of your early reply,
TaS.
what if my sister refuses to be in a sex tape? then we will never be able to buy it all
Is it ageism to suggest that Kris really shouldn’t be wearing that outfit?
+1000
if the (hooker) shoe fits..
Good gracious Kris!!!!! The boots are bad enough, but the dress….sigh. I can’t.
NO, it’s not. My first thought was “someone should tell Lucifer’s Homegirl to dress a little more appropriately for her age.” I’m not suggesting a Lilly Pulitzer muumuu (I LOATHE Lilly Pulitzer designs, sorry), but seriously, Homegirl looks ridiculous.
Nope. Especially when those are the same boots Lindsay Lohan got “sent for free”. Whoops…
https://instagram.com/p/056ommJcxL/
This is a joke, right?
I don’t love Khloe’s new frosted hair. It ages her by 10 yrs.
Seriously? I think it looks great, i love the color.
I’m trying to go blond as well and right now I’m fighting with an shade of orange, grrrr
Says the heifer who has pumped herself full of silicone for a “look.”
Kris looks ridiculous. The toe less boots are so ugly
I’m dumbfounded. Really? They have to be actively trying to be tone deaf to even think that this was a good idea.
Her sister, who with zero talent was recently named to the Time 100 and got a Variety Award. I think they believe that with this recognition for doing nothing, it will give the entire family carte blanche to punk and troll us for a life time. The Mother from hell will try and ring as much as possible from this and encourage her children to write, say, publish anything they want with KKW as the leader of the bunch.
They will never go away since there is, for whatever reason, a crowd that buys their stuff and follows their exploits. God knows why, but they will keep swinging until they are out of steam or people come to their senses and stop this insanity.
But have you noticed, there are fewer and fewer comments on these stories lately. At least on CB there are fewer.
I’m not sure I believe they’re as successful shilling all this crap as they claim to be. Who is going to buy this book? Or Kim’s book? No one.
This is hysterical. She went out and bought herself a big booty to make herself more attractive to rich black celebs who like a big booty, plain and simple, just like her sister, and to get lots of attention like Kim. She had a rounded booty already, not some flat booty, but that wasn’t enough. She wanted lots of attention. Her lips are a tragedy quite often. She is insecure and seems very focused on the exterior. She seems to be dieting to get down quite thin.
Really, who would buy her book?
The goat legs are really not helping with the Satan’s homegirl image, Kris.
After a close up of some of those photos, I’m sure her biscuit did fall out.
Hypocritical much? Shouldn’t take advice from someone with the attitude “Do as I say, not as I do”
I think Khloe looks stunning with the blonde hair. If she would STOP with the lips and the butt—she looks better than ever!
Says one that photo shops herself a different body per each photo. Plastic surgery. Fake behind. Fake front. Fake. Fake. Fake. WHY oh WHY won’t they go away.
Irony defined.