Ever since Kim Kardashian konfirmed her second pregnancy last Sunday, she’s been complaining. It’s been glorious. First she had her newscycle hijacked by Caitlyn Jenner, then she had to tell everyone everything about how she was feeling, which is apparently “sick as a dog.” She’s been complaining about morning sickness (which in her case is all-day sickness), she’s been complaining about heels, Spanx, food and Kanye’s inability to stick around after he knocks her up. I genuinely feel sorry for her about her all-day sickness, but I’m really looking forward to her non-stop bitching for the next six months. Kim is only three months along and she’s already over it. This is definitely going to be her last pregnancy. Anyway, Kim spoke to Elle Magazine about Spanx and heels and she drops a few F-bombs because she’s knocked up, puking and she doesn’t give a f—k.

How she feels in her Spanx: “Please feel secure. You know, earlier today, I was wearing these pregnancy Spanx and they were newer, so they weren’t really the color tone of what I used to wear, and so you totally saw through, and I was just like ‘F–k it, I’m more comfortable in that and it’s just going to be one of those days’—I wasn’t feeling good.”

What she does for the sake of a photo: “But you know, sometimes I wear two pairs [of Spanx] under something or stockings—it holds you in. And when you go on all these hormones and stuff, before I felt like, you know, I was trying everything so I was getting bigger and bigger and I was like ‘No, I’m not pregnant yet, I need to be skinny.’ So, I was definitely insecure. And, I mean, sometimes I’ll wear something and I’ll get inside and be like ‘Oh my God, I want to take these shoes off,’ like ‘That was not normal, I can’t wear these, I need to just leave and take them off.’ So it might look good in the picture, but I get them and then like, I’ve got to be normal and like unbutton my pants when I get in the car.”

She hates flats: “I happen to hate the way I look in flats. It’s really hard for me so I’m already thinking, like, ‘What the f–k am I going to do?’ And when I was pregnant, it was the hardest thing. But I know it’s better and easier, you know, so it’s a struggle.”

[From Elle]

What’s funny to me is that at no point does it occur to Kim to just take it easy, wear flats, unapologetically gain some pregnancy weight, not wear Spanx, not wear too-tight clothing and simply go away and not be photographed for several months. The thought never even occurs to her that she’s perfectly capable of having a low-key, out-of-the-spotlight pregnancy with no drama. But the Struggle is Real for Kim. She’s going to be complaining about heels, Spanx, clothes and so much more for months.

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