I know it’s wrong and cheesy as hell, but I love pregnancy conspiracies. Yes, I know, it’s “rude” to basically theorize that a pregnant woman is somehow faking her pregnancy, but sometimes those conspiracies happen for a reason (coughBeyoncecough). Sometimes, I think the Bumpspiracies are totally off-side, and thus just funny. Like, yes, Duchess Kate was really pregnant TWICE. I do not believe she had a surrogate, which is a conspiracy that exists. I also believe Kim Kardashian was truly pregnant with North (she wouldn’t have looked like that without being pregnant) and I believe she’s genuinely pregnant this time around.
So, these are some photos of Kim wandering around LA on Friday. She wore a clingy, too-tight grey dress because she really wants us to discuss her “bump.” As we know, she’s a little more than three months along. I can tell she’s pregnant even if she isn’t showing that much. This is what it was like in the beginning of her first pregnancy too – at first, only Kim’s butt looks pregnant. Like, she’s carrying a baby in her butt. Her hips are wider too and yes, there’s a very small baby bump, although she’s trying to tuck it in with Spanx (probably two pairs). Thankfully, her feet aren’t swollen and she’s still wearing her three-inch heels. She might need to rethink the heels though – she tripped a little as she was dodging the paps during this outing.
Last week, Us Weekly reported that Kim and Kanye are expecting a boy this time around. I’m thinking it could be possible, especially since Us Weekly usually has some decent sources in the Kardashian camp. I’ve always thought Jonathan Cheban probably talks to them pretty regularly, you know? Well, Kim denied Us Weekly’s story by tweeting: “so many rumors…we are not having twins, yes I am carrying my own baby lol & we have not told anyone the sex of our baby yet! nothing is confirmed unless you hear it from me!” So there you go. No twinsies, no pillow baby and a 50/50 shot at having a boy.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Too tight dress and VPL on that massive tush
Her ass looks to be 5 months pregnant. She looks more pregnanat from the back then from the front. U could literally cut the photo, paste the ass upside down at ther front and voula – baby bump
My a$$ looked pregnant before the rest of me too and mine is completely real lol My hips spread too and by the end of the pregnancy both were quite massive even though I only gained 23lbs. I can’t imagine what having all that work before pregnancy does to your body!
I won’t believe it until her stomach changes places with her ass
Kim looks pregnant in the photos taken from the side. Is she calling the paps to alert them to where she will be going next?
If it is a day that ends in “Y” then the answer is yes.
Why, thank you for my Sunday laugh.
I agree. Even with the double Spanx you can see her butt and boobs are bigger and her stomach has a slight swell.
For the love of God, please stop wearing spanx while pregnant! Despicable!!
I doubt spanx hurt the pregnancy.
Yeah she’s definitely pregnant. Her body is already changing a lot. She’s wider
And either her boobs are lot bigger or she’s really got them jammed into that dress and they just look bigger. Also, in pictures on another sight, you can see her nipples, why?
Yes, she starts looking the same as during her pregnancy with North.
I just saw some older pics of her and I know I’m pretty alone on this, but I don’t mind too much what she did with her face.
But(t) she had a lovely figure. Now her body – especially from the side – looks absolutely grotesque. 🙁
Ugh, that side view of that ass! I can’t wait as she grows bigger, her clothes will grow tighter and shorter. Pregnancy fashion fail!
The ass looks so gross. Like a diaper stuffed with meat.
I’m not sure why but I laughed AND threw up in my mouth a little. A diaper stuffed with meat?!? That’s probably my favorite thing ever said about Kim’s butt. Gross and hilarious.
I wish I was half as delusional about my body as Kim.
You made me laugh out loud 🙂
Yup must be nice!!
Ha!
lmao!!!!!!!!
One of my favorite comments on another thread was “Kylie has the body Kim thinks she has.”
Me, too!!
I’ll admit to occasionally, begrudgingly horror-staring in wonder at that sort of absolute commitment to delusion. I just wish parts of it were not in my face quite so often.
I am so going to hell for this one… but did she get her ass reshaped? Or even out, some how? That thing had gotten so wide and off centered. And now it looks like it has been redone. Even out. Maybe even had some of it sucked out.
But I agree… that she is tripled Spanxed within an inch of her life.
After blowing up so bad last time. She is probably being a lot more careful this time.
When her whole plan, of being a top notch fashion pregnancy icon, did not happen with that last pregnancy. Where all her clothes and 4 inch heels looked horrendous. She must be determined not to have that happen again.
So I expect her to fall off those heels. More than once. Yet, I am curious… if she was out shopping. Why is it she has no purse. Just her phone to take selfies with.
Nah. Just shapewear that lifts and pulls in and probably some apparatus that lifts that droopy, heavy load up,
Kim is well aware she is being photographed. I doubt she is talking to anyone. I believe that “celebrities” think holding a phone to their ear makes the photographs appear natural and unstaged. This is solely a pap stroll and that person is being paid to take photos of Kim not whoever is carrying her bags.
Look at someone like Rihanna she puts her head down, she wears sunglasses, she lowers her baseball caps. She does not waste her time on the holding the phone to her ear crap.
Kim learned it from the best, Paris Hilton, who used to pretend to be on the phone for her pap walks.
I’m sure Kim is pregnant.. and with summer here; we are going to get selfies and bikini pics of her baby bump. Not to mention I’m sure she will be posting lots of throwback pictures of her before pregnancy, during and of course after.
She likes the attention and won’t be hiding any aspect of this pregnancy.
With being pregnant in summer (I know I was), the swelling will be worse with the heat. She’s already posted some throw back pics on DM (I think).
Hopefully the weather will be cooler by the time she gets really big and has serious swelling.
I follow her on Instagram and I noticed that she is once again posting endless oldschool bikini shots of herself from the years 2008 through 2011. She did the same thing last time she was pregnant. It’s such a shame, I can’t imagine feeling so strongly that I had to be/look desirable all the time that I couldn’t stand being pregnant.
Sad because she can’t let herself enjoy this incredible miracle happening to her.
…and Kris’s media arms continue to expand! No Spanx on those!
“Dodging the paps” Ha! she can’t stand to be away from them.
Funny all those waist training photos she posted herself look nothing like the reality the paps capture though.
Idk why I love her I just do. She’s so inoffensive minus how she got her start but otherwise she is just fun to watch as a celeb on a day to day basis
I’m glad you admit that. Because some people will write how they want her to disappear but comment on every single kim post. I’ll admit I love to hate her and her family
I can’t pass up an opportunity for snark myself but I always wondered why the hate for wee Kimmy K. Aside from the media saturation (which is irritating in itself) and the vapid narcissist agenda that family push they really are not the most offensive public figures out there.
She’s disliked because she’s a pathological liar and those cause real harm in real life. The way she treated her ex Humphries and her brother is atrocious. She especially lied big time about Humphries with her smear campaigns, trying to gain sympathy for her attempt at a whirlwind divorce. She even resorted to completely faking scenes on her stupid tv show to make him look bad. She is also disliked because of the way she treats her prop, Nori. Basically, once Nori came into the picture- her pathological self-absorption became no longer harmless. It’s having an effect on a little child. She keeps dragging that kid into uncomfortable situations for publicity rather than protecting her, and hasn’t a clue (or the desire) about how to comfort the child. Even Tom Cruise did better by his little Suri prop.
Not for the first time, I think it must be exhausting to have to apply false eyelashes and 3lbs of makeup and 3 pairs of Spanx before shoehorning oneself into some tight dress, just to leave the house every day.
Bet Kim never sits in front of the computer in a baggy nightshirt with her hair standing straight up, while drinking coffee, like I am right now. Wish I had some donuts…
I completely agree, ncboudicca. She has said she’s really sick, morning, noon and night, but has still managed to keep up her daily routine as you described. Every woman I’ve known (including me) could barely manage to drag herself out of bed to shower when she had morning sickness, much less do the entire hair, eyelashes, gobs and hours of makeup, Spanx, ultra-tight dress, high heels etc., and do a daily stroll on her urban catwalk…
I’ve noticed, too, that she doesn’t carry her expensive bags around much these days. It’s usually just that phone, which appears to be surgically attached to her hand. I’d be happy to relieve her of her bags if they are of no further use, except for that ghastly painted one. Oh, wait. They’ll go on eBay with a portion of the sales going to “charity”…
I myself do not believe she is really sick. Does she have some morning sickness, possibly, but not like what she says she has. My daughters had morning sickness also and could hardly pull themselves out of bed.
It could be anything with Kim. She could be lying about being so sick or she could be waiting until her wave of nausea is over to do her pap stroll before the next one hits. I currently have motioning (all day) sickness but I have 2 kids and I have to drag through it. I’m not doing giant activities right now, but I am taking them to the park, feeding them and washing and playing with them. I try to do things when I feel best and sit more during a wave of nausea. Maybe she’s doing that?
I was always under the impression that Kris, the minion of Satan, was the US weekly leak.
Saw pictures of her in this outfit yesterday. It may be my imagination but I was left with the impression that the selection printed were chosen specifically because the camera angle emphasizes that Kim looks dumpy and stuffed into that dress. Her outfits are always too tight so no news there and possibly the pictures I saw were all that were available but after viewing the ones above I’m thinking there is a lot of photographer snark coming through. The article was flattering enough but the accompanying photos told another tale.
@Cran, not trying to be rude here but I think Kim’s body looking dumpy in photos is much more of the rule than the exception. The majority of Kim’s photos make her look dumpy because she IS dumpy. She is a short woman with a large chest and an ENORMOUS ass which leaves her body with no length. She would look 20 lbs lighter without that monstrosity she calls a butt.
Michelle I was trying not to be rude either. Lol. Her choice of outfit and fit do not show her body type to advantage. Honestly I believe if I saw her in person I would still think the same but say if those things were adjusted she wouldn’t appear dumpy. But….those paps are snapping dozens of times. I imagine there were probably a multitude of photos a photo editor from which the photo editor could have chosen.
Women with her shape naturally still manage to make themselves look good by choice of color and style and fit, even with off the rack clothes. Kim used to know how to dress herself well also. But not since she’s been full-time with Kanye. She has so much money that she could afford a seamstress on staff to adjust all her clothes, but she doesn’t. Some styles are also unsalvageable. I do think she would be happier doing porn for a living.
She wants to show she’s pregnant, so she’s letting them publish side shots.
She’s eating as little as she’s allowed to (not like last time) and she is so sucked into heavy-duty Spanx for her daily pap photo-ops, pouring herself into skin tight clothes, so this time around the world will be oohing and aahing over what an AMAZING figure she has while pregnant. She’s so transparent with these pap walks and what her agenda is. Ugh.
Does she ever just live her life, not getting dressed every day pouring over her closet thinking what to wear, what to wear, hair, makeup, all for her on-speed-dial paps and thus photos of herself being plastered everywhere all for attention? The most shallow human being known to celebrity world.
This family is constantly trying to out-attention-whore each other. Now they’re adding Caitlyn to the mix………ugh.
If she’s faking the pregnancy, she’s doing it wrong.
I never heard she was faking her first pregnancy, was the rumor really that big? If so it didn’t last long. Now Beyoncé yes- which I believe and always will-but with Kim, no. Nothing about her first pregnancy screamed fake , she already looked bigger when she announced it, plus I think she thought she would have a pregnancy just like Kourtney so she had no problem getting knocked up for publicity. (Remember the Kardashians were going down fast after Kris H spectacle) But as we know a pregancy just like Kourtney didn’t happen and she blew up and was miserable. But Kim also caused most of those problems with the constant travel , the way she dressed, the 10,000 pair of spanx , the lies and so on. However with this pregnancy im going to side eye until I see those ankles reemerge. 😉 Anyone can put on a few pounds and look pregnant. Heck I eat a big dinner and that happens! 😂 I have to add these pictures totally prove Daily K – oops I mean Daily Mail, shops Kim’s photos because they have the same ones and she looks way thinner.
I remember back in 2008-2009 when she first gained popularity and everyone couldn’t believe the booty on this girl, but compared to how it’s looked these last two years, it use to look relatively normal.
http://www.celebitchy.com/10439/kim_kardashian_says_her_ass_is_due_to_junk_food_not_implants/5/
@hotpockets the most interesting thing about that link is for sure the comments. Kim trolls were in full effect during that time. Thank goodness CB doesn’t allow comments like that anymore! Hahahahaha
Her butt has been fake since day one and just continues to grow. I’ll never look towards a kardashian for any type of truth. She looks like different person compared to how she used to.
The comments on that old thread scream Johnathon Cheban to me. Kim’s clinger of a best friend . U all r just jelly of gawgeoussss Kimberly.
That was back when the comment section wasn’t really moderated and any dumbass stan could comment.
I think he Spanx has butt pads and that’s part of why it looks extra ridiculous here. You can see the line through her dress.
It is funny though, she says that nothing is confirmed unless we hear it from her. As if she has a reputation for telling the truth ? She’s definitely pregnant and she’s definitely begging for attention in that wayyyy too tight dress. Some things never change.
I think she expects to have the cute, tight baby bump that some people do have. But with her body type, I don’t think she carries a baby that way. So if shes trying to show off her bump, she’s going down the same path as she did before: hating pregnancy and being miserable, I think because she didn’t/won’t have the cute, round bump.
I agree, her body type will not allow her to have a “cute” pregnancy. Shoot, I didn’t have any “cute” pregnancies and I had no boobs or ass to speak of when I got pregnant.
Her shape during pregnancy is weird, due to all the Lipo she’s had. She has massively distorted her body and pregnancy just emphasizes it.
Her a$$ is sagging.
MY EYES!!!!
You should put a warning!
I know many women do look like this, ok shape, not tall slim perfect body, but parading it in too tight outfits? only this dim-bulb.
I expect awful fashion that she wears to be shocking. I’ll try to stay away, my eyes need recovery.
But why this dress? Does anyone ever just say… “Kim, honey get back inside, let’s rethink some things.”? I guess not. She is too short and curvy for her style. She needs to end the madness!
Earlier on in my pregnancy I was told by many that I was carrying “in my butt” too. Didn’t have anything on a kk butt though. I couldn’t stand to wear anything clingy. Can’t imagine dressing like that.
She needs to quit it with the heels.
How come her baby bump is in the back and not the front?
Another day. Another load of K-Trash lies.
She is carrying her own baby?!
What a disabumppointment!
Saw a cause and effect thing on FB today that had me laughing pretty good, about how if the buffalo bills hadn’t lost one certain game they wouldn’t have picked OJ in the draft, he wouldn’t have met Nicole, so he wouldn’t have killed her, wouldn’t have needed Robert Kardashian and therefore nobody would’ve known Kim’s name when the sex tape came out thus she would be a nobody today.
As a WNY’er, I can tell you that the Bills are the root of all evil.
Off topic but related:
Was Kim abused by Kris while she was growing up? I ask because Khloe would share some of the mean&hurtful things Lucifer’s homegirl would say and do to her – not to mention how ruthless she is when it comes to shilling for her family. Just look at the kinds of things she has her youngest kids doing and forcing them to consider “normal.” I’m not saying her upbringing is an excuse for how much of a famewhore kimmy is but is it one reason?
Yes, I think Kim was abused physically and verbally by Kris. Some details came out from her dad’s diary that he kept in preparation for the divorce. She really doesn’t act loving toward her Demon Mother, judging from parts of the show I’ve seen. None of them do. The oldest, Kourtney, seems to have trouble being in the same room as Kris. She was old enough to know a lot about what Kris was doing to them all and to her father, and to remember in detail. Kris even used the little ones (Khloe and Rob) as cover for her affairs, bringing them along. Khloe was so messed up by it all that she was in therapy at the age of five in the aftermath of the divorce.
Kim, like the other Kardashian siblings, strikes me as someone who is damaged. I don’t think she has ever really dealt with the problems her mother caused her. Instead, she just follows the preset path that her abuser approves and hands over the percentage. Not unusual for the “golden child” of an abusive narcissistic mother. Secondary narcissism is common for the golden child, I think.
People standing behind her could use it as a shelf or tabletop to hold their drinks or purses.
Good Lord she looks awful
Come on, people!!! Kim wouldn’t lie about a surrogate. She would make it a ten part miniseries.
I’m trying to imagine sleeping at night with an ass that big (not talking about Kayne, but that applies also). I mean, physically, how would you actually sleep on your back? She must be a side sleeper.
I’ve always wanted to know, if she falls on her butt, does she bounce back up like a trampoline?
One of the heels on her shoes is literally buckling under her weight it seems…look at that header photo, it looks crazy like the heel is about to give away…
The irony that Kim is magically “pregnant” at the same time Bruce is now Caitlyn is not lost on some of us. It must be exhaustingly dull being a Kardashian.
I thinks she looks good but her behind is too huge for her frame. She kind of looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle with her butt being the shell of course.