– Scarlet Johansson gets a nose ring (The Sun) and has tantric sex with Josh Hartnett (Celeb News Wire)
– Gisele Bundchen waves her ass at construction workers (Daily Dish)
– Playboy won’t pull Jessica Alba issue (MSNBC)
– Jessica Simpson is getting fat (The Superficial)
– Kelly Osbourne makes out with some guy from a band called Kasabian (Sky Showbiz)
– Reese Witherspoon can’t hide her A-type personality (Female First)
– Michelle Williams’ old school may be distancing itself from the Brokeback star, but Jake Gyllenhaal’s alma mater knows that being gay is the next big thing (TMZ)
– The entire gossip industry is staged (The Bastardly)
– Mel Gibson to speak Maya at the Oscars (Canoe) while Philip Seymour Hoffman may bark (Digital Spy)