Amy Winehouse wants to write a children’s book & publish poetry

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As part of her self-imposed child-friendly media makeover, Amy Winehouse is going to write a children’s book. This came after the admission from her spokesman that she wanted to adopt a child – though he made it clear that while she wanted to, that wasn’t what was going to happen. Amy acknowledged that she has a lot of hurdles to overcome if she wants someone to give her their baby. So she’s starting at square one. No, not putting down the crack pipe. Silly. Amy’s going to write a children’s book. Because Pete Doherty thought it’d be a great idea. Sorta.

British troubled singer Amy Winehouse is planning to pen a children’s book upon being inspired by her rocker friend Pete Doherty, Britain’s Star Magazine reports. Besides, Amy also wants to release a book of her original poems.

“She really wants to write a children’s book one day so thought a book of poems would be great practice,” a source tells the publication. “Pete Doherty once told her that poetry was a good way to express yourself so she thought writing a book of poems about her life would be a fine start.”

“One of her poems is called ‘Desire’ and is based on her yearning to be loved and to give love,” the source continues revealing. “Amy is so happy with the results she’s even let her bodyguard read her scribbles to understand her.”

Possible titles for both Amy’s planned children’s book and book of poems haven’t been made public though.

[From Ace Showbiz]

Normally if it came from Pete Doherty, my instant reaction is to send it back to hell from whence it came. But in this case, Amy publishing her poems could be a great idea. She writes her songs, which shows she’s no hack. And they’re good. We’re not talking about Britney Spears songs here. However sometimes even good songwriters get a lot of flak for their poems – let’s not forget Jewel’s “A Night Without Armor.” Then again, Bob Dylan’s “Boots of Spanish Leather” is a song so well-written that it’s actually included in the latest version of the epic Norton poetry anthology.

Before you burn your computers in anger, I’m not trying to compare Winehouse to Dylan. There’s a wide variety of ways musicians have used their skills in literary pursuits, to varying degrees of success. My guess is Amy’s will be seen somewhere between Bob Dylan and Jewel. But she does have some amazing talent in her, when she’s using it right. If she focused and really put enough of herself into it, she could end up with something really great.

Even if it doesn’t get her a baby.

The header photo was the closest thing I could find to Amy with a book. Tabloids. Well, you never know. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .
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  1. MissMara says:

    Her book will be a big hit with 2 year olds all over the world: They try to make me go to bed, but I say no, no, no!

  2. Livia says:

    Where the Wild Crack Pipes Are

  3. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    Yeah, “Little Orphan Annie Dies in The Gutter”

  4. cherryblossom says:

    Well, as long as they don’t use her photo on the author’s blurb…that shit’s enough to frighten anyone.

    Remember that talent (and brain cells) are the first things to die with crackies…

  5. fabulous says:

    Go Amy. Do what you want. You got one line, opps life 😉

  6. the original kate says:

    “the wind in the crack pipe”
    “are you there,meth? it’s me,amy”
    “the tale of jemima puddle-slut”

    ah…too easy.

  7. gg says:

    lol @ Livia!

    What in blue blazes did she do to her wigs? Poor child is so bizarre.

  8. Joolzz says:

    Hansel and Gretel find the Witch in the Crack Shack

  9. santacruz says:

    Seriously, what has Amy got to offer a child. She can’t even take care of her child within.

  10. RaraAvis says:

    Druggies are always talking about all the things they want to do. Of course, they don’t do any of them…because they’re druggies.

  11. kxx says:

    ^^ I do believe she is clean now guyth, aw that is a cute idea – i wish i could take a 5 month+ holiday in St Lucia, if i had nothing to do all day but chill on the beach i would probrably write poetry too, eventually.

  12. Ggirl says:

    I know the hair is her trademark, but I sincerely hope she shakes it out every once in a while.

  13. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    Ok, no. She probably cut back on the drugs, but girlfriend is still hitting the pipe. That wig is about to take off of its own accord and while I’m happy to see her in some different clothes, that headband/scarf is chavtastic and I scrolled down and saw, once again, THOSE BALLET SLIPPERS.

    OMG put them AWAY my child!!!

  14. MaryContrary says:

    lol @ heironymus grex. More…
    “Charlie and the Great Glass Crack Pipe”
    “Where the wild things are (in my nasty weave)”
    “The wizard of push up bras”

  15. :p says:

    I think that if she hasnt done anything to you personally then you shouldnt really bag on her. What has she ever done to you? NOTHING, so leave her alone. 😛