Here are some photos of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom going to church on Easter Sunday. These photos got wide play and I’m still not sure why. Is it because they were going to church? Is it because Lamar was out and about with Khloe? Is it because Khloe was carrying her niece? I don’t know. This is not the first time the Kardashians have gone to church, although the paparazzi got a bit overzealous this time. By the way, I don’t think Khloe is back with Lamar. I think she’s just supporting him, emotionally and financially, throughout his recovery.
Meanwhile, Khloe took to her subscription app this week to talk about sex stuff, fetishes and fantasies. I feel like she’s discussed this stuff before, so there’s nothing really shocking here, except that I was confused by her rating system. Most people, using a 1-10 rating scale, would use the far end of the scale to indicate something positive. Khloe does not. A lower number indicates that she’s more likely to be into a certain fetish, and a 10/10 score means she would never do it.
Foot Fetish: “If the guy I was dating had a foot fetish, I think I could deal. I guess it depends, though. I don’t mind if someone thinks I have pretty feet or wants to massage my feet. I don’t even care if you kiss my feet! But the really kinky shit—like foot jobs, LOL—it’s like, what the hell are you doing?!”
BDSM. “Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate—I keep a rhinestone whip by the side of my bed!!! I like ‘love bites,’ as long as they’re done kindly. Don’t make me bleed, LOL! I’ve seen some intense documentaries where people are in cages and sh*t like that, which is NOT for me. Don’t even try. My rating for sadism is: 4/10.”
Food. “That doesn’t do it for me at all!!! I mean, a whipped cream moment is OK, but I don’t want to eat when I’m having sex! Definitely not something savory—there is NOTHING sexy about comfort food, LOL!!! If my partner wanted to bring a full meal into the bedroom, I don’t think I could do it.”
Furries: “Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing. My rating for a furry fetish is: 10/10.”
Adult babies. “F*ck no!!! I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to change your diaper one day when you’re old and gray, so I do not want that to turn me on. Nope. My rating for an adult baby fetish is: 10/10.”
I believe in Dan Savage’s mantra, that one should aim to be Good, Giving and Game. Like, you should try things within reason at least once and be respectful of your partner’s hangups and fetishes, just as you would expect them to respect yours. Khloe sounds like she shuts down a lot of fetishes, although… I can’t say I blame her on the adult babies thing. I really don’t get that. Furries, to me, seem harmless and… like, sort of funny? I can’t believe that’s a turn-on for some people, but God bless. Everything else on her list seems like normal stuff that most people try? I once dated a guy who was really into ears too. Such an underrated fetish.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Are ratings of her new show not doing well? That’s gotta be the only explanation for why she keeps giving us TMI. How much do they pay the paps to act as if it’s rare to see them out in public lol? I know the new season of their show is starting soon and they need major pr, but this is stupid.
I feel for so many…Lamar for being the fool by going to church with her, so she could get extra press for being seen with him. The kardashian niece for being born into that family 🙁 paparazzi for taking pictures of really bad duck lips 24/7. The rhinestone whip for having to witness bedantics with duck lips. The people who truly attend that church and got that horrible staged display of kardashiCrap on their easter Sunday…
Trust me, that whip sees nothing apart from regular tv on a slow night. I’m sure she didn’t have sex with a man in ages. And I understand why.. all this pretence just shows a lack of action.
Paolanqar: Absolutely. I think it’s more than sex though……those who talk the most about it, have it less…..sex, power, money. I used to think Kylie was the saddest daughter, but it actually may be this one. She seems to suffer from depression and covers it over with her vulgarity. They are paying a high price to the devil for the notoriety they achieved through exposing their lives under a microscope. She doesn’t know what’s real or reality tv anymore, if she ever did.
Khloe talks about sex. YAWN
Of all the women in the world, people want this woman’s advice on sex? why?
Beats me (with a rhinestone whip.) She’s trying way too hard to be convincing.
Kardashian’s dumb down society!
She tries so much to be a sex vixen but she is not believable. Just pathetic.
Exactly. She tries SO hard
I guess in her eyes, if she says it enough or plays it enough, the public will believe it. Not happening. Manufactured is not sexy. Neither is using your ex’s health crisis for ratings. I honestly don’t see any sex appeal about any of those women. Sexy women don’t try….it’s just natural. Like being graceful. You either are or you aren’t, but it can’t be learned or manufactured.
She seriously thinks foot jobs are “kinky shit”….yeah, she’s about as vanilla as it gets (not the really good french vanilla, the cheap kind that comes in a 4 gallon bucket and only tastes like cold fatty sugar)
She is so high maintenance that no guy would get near her. In fact no guy does. She is always surrounded by her creepy sisters and her mother. If she had a man or at least a sex life, the details would be served fresh to us every morning. So my take is that no one wants to get near that. People might find her plastic body sexy but her personality, her obsession with selfies and pouting is so off putting that she has practically zero chances in finding a decent man that is not Justin Bieber, Chris Brown or Tyga.
I doubt she does much in the bedroom period. I remember reading an interview with a porn star, I think, and she talked about how women with hyper sexual public personas are actually quite bland in their private life. I’m sure it doesn’t apply to everyone. .. but I could see how when you are”on” all the time, the last thing you want is to be turned on at home too.
I have friends who are furries so maybe that’s why I never really got why it’s so weird to some? Ah well. Different strokes.
I subscribe passionately to the idea that what others do in their bedroom is fine by me. I don’t mind furries in theory (never met one) do feel bad they’re sort of automatically labeled sick.
There was a CSI episode on Furries once… If I remember correctly, the wolf killed the racoon over a girl (forgot her, um, spirit animal), and Grissom (I’m paraphrasing) said, with a straight face: “I see. Because wolves are known to mate for life, and racoons are promiscuous.”
That’s all I got. Other than that, I’m completely with you two: It’s different strokes for different folks, and what other adults do consensually in private is none of my f***ing business.
She is so classy
Too. Many. Damn. LOL’s.
Her face looks like it’s melting. Seriously. This is NOT a good look.
Those sloping lips of her’s reminds me of an ice cream cone on a sunny day.
A part of me hopes the Kardashians remain just a little bit relevant so we can get an update of what they look like at 50 – because at this point they’re a walking plastic surgery experiment.
You mean when we get to see the plastic parts colliding with the non-plastic parts – pulled tight to hell up next to wrinkled and loose as hell? Yah. I’m gonna’ need some anti-nausea medication.
Kitten: I’m melting….why do I all of a sudden want to watch The Wizard of Oz!
I swear when I read articles like this I realize that I am the most vanilla of all vanillas when is comes to sex.
Dont worry, I came away feeling like I may be the freakiest person on earth. None of these kinks bother me except the part about having pain inflicted on me for someone elses sexual jollies.
I think the key with BDSM is that it’s not one person inflicting pain, it’s mutual and agreed-upon.
Not my thing either though. Although I do enjoy spanking and hair-pulling and…TMI already so I’ll quit while I’m ahead.
I think a whip would hurt by itself, but with rhinestones on it? Frickin’ ow!!!!!
@JenniferJustice
Oh, so the rhinestones are ON the actual whip part? I was sitting here like an idiot thinking she just had a bedazzled whip handle.
@JenniferJustice and VirgiliaCoriolanus. Nah, it’s probably just a cheap-o whip with a bedazzled handle she got at Spencer’s Gifts or some sex shop, and she thinks she’s an SM queen swinging that thing around. If she ever gets around to using it on a living person, it’ll probably fall apart. If you’re going to play, invest in high quality equipment.
Naya: Join the club!
Rhinestone? Peasant.
They are always photographed going to church on religious holidays, Christmas, Easter, etc. So nothing different than their daily pap stroll. Wish you had shown what Kourtney and Kendall were wearing. Good thing Khloe had a jacket on as her blouse was see-thru and totally inappropriate for church (as was Kourtney’s and Kendall’s outfits). It’s interesting that all of a sudden she is being seen with Lamar on various occasions lately. My question is, is she leading him on as to where their relationship is because (to me) it seems like she is doing just that.
It’s not even a real church, it’s the church of PMK. From what I understand, it’s a church that Kris started that takes place in some kind of “banquet hall” type building, run by some minister who has scammed people out of money in the past. I guess they also charge 1000$ a month to be part of this church. So really It’s basically a tax shelter for the Kardashian/Jenners. If you notice the whopping 10% they promise to charity from their eBay sales go to this “church”.
its so funny that the kardashian/jenner clan’s whole career is based on being sexy.
Yet not one of them have a ounce of sex appeal.No matter how much they try it never comes off as…sexy.
I completely agree! Never thought of it that way. They put out a very sexual persona but personally I don’t find them sexy. Some of the klan are cute or were pretty at one point but not sexy or attractive. And I don’t particularly hate them or anything. I guess it just seems so forced.
Their body language is very self-consious and stiff. I have always wondered about their sexiness, because, I also, see none. Just display, zero emotions.
Maybe people get turned on by their photoshopped pictures and the Barbie doll effect. Not a women, but a doll.
I don´t know.
They are never going to get the concept of TMI, are they?
Anyhoo, anyone think that the K klan dress like they are from the cast of Dynasty? Their outfits, I hesitate to use the word clothes, are never on point with any current style and never quite flattering, and when they pick a trend the bling it out to the universe.
This is the trick that gets sad when women vote for Hillary because she is a woman. What color is the sky in her world. Maybe she finds it shocking or thinks it somehow makes her cool to divulge her sexual ploys, but who gives a shat. Hard as she tries, she will never be her sister. Three stories on these ppl already today, why?
sorry…Mason’s haircut is awful
YES! I don’t have any reason or desire to hate on a kid, but that haircut is the work of a parent at his age and it is HORRIBLE!
khloe looks so much like her mom in those photos.
I keep a box of tissues, and hand creme, and an alarm clock next to my bed. On my partner’s side, it’s just a tissue box. The tissue boxes are made of wood, and mine shows a pattern of grass, and his a pattern of music. Wait, nobody cares? Well, it figures, since I didn’t care about what Khloe Kardashian keeps next to her bed either.
Darn, thought you were going somewhere with that. Actually more interesting than Khloe’s leaden revelations.
As an alternative, I could offer telling you about the contents of the top drawer in my freezer…? 😀
@sauvage
That depends? How much ice cream do you have in there and how many flavors? SPILL. THE. GOODS. I currently have vanilla, rocky road, and that amazing gelato indulgences ice cream–in Raspberry Crumble flavor.
I’m the loser who only keeps frozen herbs and a myrad of LUSH products in there… (The vodka is in a different drawer.)
You win.
I don’t think this is TMI. I feel the opposite, like she told us nothing. She basically inserted LOL as some proxy for humor, which was not even present.
I’ll do a a fetish review, using the right scale.
Foot: 2/10. I have runner’s feet, ’nuff said.
Furries: 10/10 had a crush on Peter pan the Fox as a child
Food: 5/10 maybe it could feel good on white sheets.
BDSM: 5/10 I don’t like pain guys.. And I could maybe play the role of the pain fiber, but I don’t like that either.
Adult babies: 1/10 only to try once. This would be grounds for breaking up..
There ya go!
When did she become the annoying Kardashian? I used to like her.
She must not be very good in bed. Men all leave after a while. She talks way too much about it and never has it. Hmm
To be fair, I don’t really understand why people would have a problem with this. It doesn’t really qualify as TMI – it was content on her paid subscription app which means that a) her subscribers know what she is about and wouldn’t be shocked by this content and b) they actually want to hear her opinion on things, and this sort of subject is aligned with her ‘brand’. If it were Kourtneys app it would probably be about organic this, or interior design that. It’s what people are paying for. I can’t hate her for it.