Robert Pattinson, or “R-Pattz” to his friends, is really starting to grow on me. I still don’t see why all of the little girls are totally in a tizzy, but the more I read of R-Pattz, he seems like a pretty funny, half-decent guy. If only I could convince him to wash his hair and close his mouth. Then he would be perfect. Sort of.

So R-Pattz is out promoting his latest film, Little Ashes, where he plays the young Salavador Dali. R-Pattz plays him naked! Oh, the Twilight moms will go see it, but they’ll leave their tween daughters at home. Sometimes I feel like chanting “Full frontal, full frontal!” when I hear of some actor brave enough to drop it all for a film. R-Pattz sat down for an interview with Moviefone, and he jokes about getting a penis implant. Chuckle. Well played, R-Pattz.

Fans who think they could never get enough of Robert Pattinson will probably get what they wished for in upcoming Salvador Dali biopic Little Ashes, in which the Twilight hunk had to bare it all.

So how did he deal with it?

“I had so many ridiculous answers just come into my head,” he laughs in a new interview with Moviefone on how he prepared himself to take it all off. “I had a penis implant!”

But seriously?

“I don’t know, I just kind of, it’s funny because Spanish people are so … have no problem with nudity at all, I mean at all, and English people obviously do have, like, the most enormous problem with it.”

With newfound fame comes embarrassing interviews, as well as a different view of the world around you. And RPatts, who is adored by legions of girls and women the world over, is definitely feeling that change in his daily life.

“It’s quite stressful in a way, but it’s only when you’re by yourself. When I have my friends around it doesn’t make any difference. I just spend a lot of time by myself, and I used to walk around the block by myself in various different cities, and I don’t know, you start to feel a bit vulnerable,” he admits.

The difference is apparent on the set of New Moon as well, he says, as it used to be easy for the cast to get together for dinner every night and just hang out.

” Now it’s quite difficult to even leave the hotel,” he reveals. “And all these random little stories become someway, somehow newsworthy, so you have to be very secretive about everything. Even if you want to just clarify something in the script or something. It’s just strange. It’s just very different … It’s very strange when you’re aware of being observed, I guess.”

Sorry Rob, you’re just too handsome and talented for your own good.

From OK! Magazine

Of course he feels vulnerable, he looks like a stiff breeze could knock him over. Those Twi-moms could rip him apart! Eat something, R-Pattz! Or work out, or something. Little Ashes sounds pretty good, though, I might go to see it. According to Celebuzz, “the story chronicles Dali’s friendships in 1920s Spain with filmmaker Luis Bunuel (played by Englishman Matthew McNulty, 26) and writer Frederico Garcia Lorca (as depicted by 25-year-old Barcelona-native Javier Beltran).” Nice.

Here’s Robert Pattinson in Vancouver with a coffee from Starbucks, a sandwich, and a Dasani water bottle as he walks downtown on April 19th. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.