Calvin Harris wants you to know he’s ‘done dating famous chicks’ post-Swifty

⚡️ 28th June 2016 Calvin's snapchat #snapchat #calvinharris

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Personally, I’m loving the fact that Calvin Harris keeps running to TMZ to tell HIS side of the story. I would have expected nothing less. Weeks after Calvin Harris told everyone that he dumped Taylor Swift because she wanted too much from him, Calvin is now singing a different tune. Suddenly, he’s the wronged party. As TIDDLES gets shoved down our throats, Calvin Harris wants you to know that he’s watching them and fuming. He leaked a story yesterday about how Taylor never met his mom and he thinks it’s “f—king laughable” that Taylor was in England, meeting Tom’s mom and sisters. And now this gem: Calvin Harris wants you do know that he’s “done dating famous chicks.” As you can see by the Snapchatted image above, Calvin wants you to know that he’s drowning himself in attractive non-famous booty.

Calvin Harris is DONE dating famous chicks, and blames his terrible experience with Taylor Swift for the change of heart. Sources close to the DJ tell TMZ … Calvin believes celebs are narcissistic, and all he wants is a normal girl.

As for his type … he’s very, very clear — sexy latina … a Sophia Vergara-type who is not famous.

As for why Calvin thinks Taylor’s a narcissist … he can’t believe she dumped him when he was down after his car accident … just because she found a shiny new object. He also says she was so obsessed with her life and career she felt put out whenever he had plans that conflicted with what she wanted him to do.

We’re told Calvin doesn’t want back in a relationship anytime soon, and he shouldn’t have much of a problem … as the resident DJ at the biggest nightclub in Vegas. As for reports he hooked up with Megan Rees … we’re told Calvin laughed at the stories and says it’s BS.

[From TMZ]

The fact that Taylor Swift was never Calvin’s “type” always struck people as odd. He even said, weeks before he started dating Taylor, that she wasn’t his type and he goes more for the “bombshell” kind of girls. As in, he goes for curvy and sexy, and usually brunette. I’m a big believer in people staying true to their physical types, so this seems to me like Calvin is just returning to what he’s historically liked. But considering Calvin can’t let it go and he seems to be hellbent on inserting himself into the Tiddles storyline, I kind of wonder if he does “need” a high-profile celebrity woman to date so he can one-up Tiddles.

Also: as for Calvin continuing to leak stories to TMZ, a few days ago he bitched out paparazzi outside of his Beverly Hills gym, and he almost took the door off of his Range Rover (you can see the video here). Afterwards, Calvin tweeted his apology:

Please keep paying attention to Calvin Harris, paparazzi! HE NEEDS YOU.

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  1. SusanneToo says:

    Why are there daily posts about this tw*t?(* doesn’t stand for i)

  2. Mira says:

    Maybe she wasn’t his type, but he sure is her type, as in british, blonde and hungry for attention 🙂

    • Janna says:

      He should date Rihanna! I mean, he already dated the budget version of her (Rita Ora). Why not go for the real deal?

      Not that I think Rihanna would go for him…

      • Julie says:

        I think Rihanna would. Rita and Rihanna love copying each other, so this seems perfect.

  3. Dani says:

    I don’t get all the hate for him. Sure, he’s douchey. Sure, he’s mistreated other girls. But why isn’t he allowed to be offended that his ex of one year is all over the world flaunting her new love with someone she may have cheated on him with? How is there any logic in that? Even if he DID dump Taylor, he’s still allowed to be putoff by her current behavior. If it were the other way around people would be condemning him and siding with the female and her hurt feelings.

    I don’t care for either of them but he has 100% every right to state how he feels. If she can gallivant around the world in love with someone three weeks after she broke up with someone she loved, he’s allowed to pout and whine.

    • Mira says:

      I kind of agree. Considering she has done exactly the same pouting and whining about Mayer, Jonas, harry and practically anyone she ever dated, I don’t see the problem here.

    • Liv says:

      Maybe because he told us that he broke up with her. And is now whining that she moved on.

      • Mira says:

        “Maybe because he told us that he broke up with her. ”

        As far as i know that was “sources”. I don’t know why people have decided every source that is connected to calvin is 100% true. In that instagram post he claimed he didn’t break up with her and that she controls the media. If that was him writing on his instagram ( and i think it was ) then he is saying it wasn’t him that broke up the relationship,

    • INeedANap says:

      His mistreatment of other girls? Then this is karma. That’s what he gets.

      He’s getting hate because his behavior has been incredibly tacky, and he should have known better than to date Swifty. If he wanted a low-key curvy bombshell, going after Attention-Hungry Twee Princess was a monumentally bone-headed move.

      They’re both tacky af, but she unequivocally won the war.

      Also I’m convinced his crash had to do with drugs.

      • Dani says:

        Karma? So what about Taylor’s karma? For always playing the victim of how bad men treat her and how she’s slut shamed yet still manages to go through guys like underwear and use them for her own success. They both suck.

      • Mira says:

        IneedANap

        “His mistreatment of other girls?”
        I hate to be the one that defend Calvin, but what mistreatment are you referring to?. Ora cheated, wouldn’t you say that is a way to mistreat your partner. His “revenge” was to pull the music he had promised her. I would say they were even then. Its debatable who broke up with who, Taylor or him. So that leaves the girl he dated prior to Taylor, apparently he was with her shortly before he was with Taylor kind of like what Taylor is doing now.
        I mean he does seem like a douche but the evidence that he is serial mistreater of girls, i don’t see it. He might be a hypocrite though.

    • Nicole says:

      Agreed. Cause if HE did that to taylor people would be raking him over the coal and falling all over taylor saying “poor taylor”. Its amazing. Rita and Taylor possibly cheated on him and he somehow gets the bad rap for it.

      I don’t like him by any means but double standard for sure

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      I’m with you on this. A friend of mine in university broke up with her boyfriend of over a year, and within three weeks, he was dating someone else.

      She didn’t want him back — the breakup made sense — but seeing him get over her so fast was painful because she was still mourning a long-term relationship, while he was demonstrating how little she’d meant to him, and what a waste of her time he’d been.

      I think Calvin’s got a right to be feeling injured, here.

      • Capepopsie says:

        I agree too!
        She couldn’t be bothered to meet his
        Parents, because it was too far away?
        And now she is making a big deal out
        Of visiting “the inlaws” after 3 weeks
        Together?

        All to say, “I didn’t really Love you anyway”

    • dAsh says:

      So Taylor should stay at home, cry about this break up and try to win him back? Is that what he was hoping for? He dumped her and made sure to let the world know it. So whatever she’s doing, and whomever she’s doing post him is none of his business. Of course he has the right to get his feelings hurt but he was the one who dumped her. He needs to stop being so salty and move on.

    • Dangles says:

      The pro-Swift media are trying to cut him down to size after he damaged “the brand” by dumping her. Hence the articles trying to cast him in a negative light. Sadly the impressionable types are falling right into it.

    • Bridget says:

      Because its funny. Both Harris and Taylor are equally obnoxious. He got played in this breakup and is trying his mightiest to save face.

  4. Maria says:

    the fragile male ego…

  5. Crocuta says:

    I would agree celebrities are narcissistic. But he is one as well, is he not?

    Also, what he described in Taylor (dumping him for a new toy when he was recovering) isn’t narcissism. It’s not something a decent human being would do, but still not narcissism.

    Kudos for being the first celebrity I know of that told the paparazzis they are only doing their job, when they caused him to hit the wall. Yeah, I agree here, he KNOWS he needs them and he needs them badly. I guess he did learn something from Swift. Although he is actually getting more and more pathetic with his whining. Is he known for being just as much of a drama queen as her?

  6. littlemissnaughty says:

    Uh, yeah. No famous woman will touch him now after seeing what a whiny baby he is post-split. Of course he’s done dating them, I’m just not sure if he even has a choice. Good god.

    • Frexit says:

      I mean, Taylor is the nastiest person to date in Hollywood and she still gets partners…albeit clearly only for photo ops.

      I don’t really get why she gets to be such a brat and when someone tries to serve it back at her…they’re awful. She’s met her petty, bratty match and I for one am glad of it.

      • Noname says:

        Calvin Harris is awful and douchey… did you forget about his bratty behavior with Rita Ora? Or that he broke up with someone to date Taylor Swift?

      • Bebe says:

        Rita Ora cheated on him. This was after he gave her the biggest hit of her career and wrote all of her second album,coz Rita can’t write music.Rita made her own bed.

      • Noname says:

        Still doesn’t mean he isn’t douchey.

    • Guest says:

      Compared to Taylor who writes songs about every man she dates.
      I don’t care for either, but I’m not understanding why he is being played out as the bad guy in all this.

      I honestly don’t see what he is doing so wrong.

      • Erinn says:

        I don’t know – at least writing songs about exes/performing them involves a hell of a lot more work than whining about everything to tabloids. At least she’s using a creative outlet, he’s just complaining to anyone who’ll listen despite his “she’s too clingy, I don’t want to get married, I dumped her!” narrative.

    • littlemissnaughty says:

      I’m not comparing him to Taylor. Why is a comment on him met with “But SHE is just as bad!” ? They can both be immature. Doesn’t change the fact that he’s been publicly whining about the mean girl who used him, didn’t want to meet his mom (red flag right there) and then dumped him. After saying he did the dumping. He’s not looking great. If you think it’s all fine and attractive behavior, that’s okay too. I, on the other hand, can’t believe he is a day older than 16.

      • Noname says:

        Exactly. He’s just mad Taylor has outplayed him in this PR game.

      • Bebe says:

        @ littlemissnaugthy

        She is celebrated coz she played him. We all know if roles were reversed he would be cuzzed out. You don’t have to like him. You can still see the double standard. It’s some kind of faux feminism. It’s ok for women to be douche bags in relationship. As if adopting the douche bro behaviour of men us something to strive for. SMH

      • littlemissnaughty says:

        Bebe, this was NOT about a double standard or about her. I’m talking about him and him alone. If you want to talk about Taylor, I’ve already said that two people can be immature and douchey. Why are people going on about how SHE is just as bad when really, we were talking about him? I don’t even know how faux feminism got into it. Nowhere did I say she looks awesome in all of this. People are so damn invested, jeez.

      • Noname says:

        @Bebe- it’s called karma. I think people dislike Swift so much they are missing the fact that Calvin is doing what they often accuse Swift of… playing the victim. He wasn’t a victim here. He tried to spin a narrative about Swift to the press that he broke it off because she was being too needy, wanted to get married and he wasn’t ready got flipped on him. Taylor allowed him to have his narrative for two weeks with the multiple leaks as why they broke off.. he wasn’t feeling it anymore, etc. Her quickly rebounding sent him a message loud and clear.. I’m not crying over here. Calvin should have just let it go and moved on but he keeps leaking stuff.. he suspected there was someone else, she kept putting off meeting his mom, etc shows us that real story was Taylor dumped him for Tom Hiddleston. Maybe she cheated on him, maybe she didn’t. But the more he whines, the worse he looks. And I would say same about Taylor. He’s mad because Taylor made him look like a fool… kind of how he made Rita Ora look like. And I don’t care if Rita Ora cheated… he’s a child. So it’s karma and it’s delicious.

  7. it's like you know says:

    “Calvin Harris wants you to know that he’s ‘done dating famous chicks.'”

    Good. Bye, boy. Enjoy your randoms. Now please go away.

  8. StormsMama says:

    TL DR
    But came to say Blahahhahahahhabahaha
    You don’t need to tell us Calvin, we coulda told you: yup TSwift is the last famous chick bc you are on your way to has been status 😜

    • Lynnie says:

      I’m no die-hard fan of his, but he’s actually doing quite well on the music side. Biggest DJ in the world and producing and what not.

      • annaloo. says:

        I don’t get Dj culture. I don’t get EDM, I just don’t get that whole scene….

        I’m old.

    • Dani says:

      He’s definitely not on his way out. He has two chart topping songs on the radio right now, being played every 10 minutes (How Deep Is Your Love and This Is What You Came For).

  9. Crumpet says:

    He really is milking this for all it’s worth, isn’t he?

  10. ALex says:

    Honestly after dating taylor I would be done with relationships for a minute period

  11. Guest says:

    How did he “Bitched out”?
    He said he was upset and aplogozed.
    I’m sure he’s getting papped more then he has his whole career, since this thing started.

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      Yeah, I thought that was a really nice apology. I wouldn’t be half so gracious about f’ing paparazzi; I think they’re parasites.

      • Josefina says:

        Totally. I always found the “they are just doing their job” excuse to be rather stupid. So if I was getting paid to yell at people in the streets, you guys wouldn’t mind?

  12. Pandy says:

    Wonder how it was for Taylor to be in a relationship with someone who isn’t into your body type?

    • pinetree13 says:

      Yeah I kind of thought that was a subtle shade. Because it almost sounded like, “Yeah well you’re not my type ANYWAY. Because I’m into SEXY.”
      I was kind of cringing at the whole ‘sexy, latina’ comment. You can tell he’s got a stereotype in his head of a woman he wants to date instead of you know, wanting to find an interesting PERSON.

  13. WordOfWisdom says:

    “She’s obsessed with her life”. Well I would hope so. It was a 1 year relationship that didn’t work out. So? Move along little doggie. You don’t automatically met parents at a certain time, relationships aren’t on an assembly line. She’s one person on a planet with 7 billion people. Likely 1 or 2 others will find you interesting enough to date.

  14. claire says:

    He’s always acted such a total douchebag. He’s got the typical story where he was out of shape, unattractive and couldn’t get dates. He worked on his looks, but he comes across as the dude that now thinks he’s ‘owed’ to by women. Quite frankly, I think good for Taylor for getting the hell away from him. Dude’s a loser. Some people must have really short memories. Pre-Taylor, he was known for being a jerk, picking fights with women on social media, and acting like a total brat.

  15. jenny says:

    He’s an idiot, but at least he’s self made unlike Tom “white male privilege” Hiddleston the opportunist.

  16. jenny says:

    This guy is worth 100s of mill dollar, he’s the biggest dj in the world. He’s not going anywhere. He’s Taylor’s equivalent in EDM. They both make a lot of money with crap music. I can’t stand his plastic music . But lol at pretending he’s irrelevant without her. You lot must not know youth culture.

    • me says:

      Yeah Calvin was pretty famous before he dated Taylor. He’s as rich or even richer than she is and just as famous (outside of America). Calvin will be just fine. We also shouldn’t believe everything we hear either, most of it is just made up gossip to sell mags. Only Calvin and Taylor know the truth.

      • Josefina says:

        Outside of the USA, I’d say Calvin is actually a lot more famous. He definitely is where I live, at least. His music is extremely popular (to my disdain).

  17. anna says:

    dear calvin, it’s one paparazzo, two paparazzi. you’re welcome.

  18. whyme says:

    And all “famous chicks” sigh with relief.

    And I find the word chick so condescending. Especially coming from his mouth or his camp.

  19. Chem says:

    He looks very happy in the photo with his latinas

  20. Kmac says:

    He is such a whiny little b*tch. lol! That karma sure does taste good, doesn’t it Mr. Harris. Sorry, I cannot help it. Taylor Swift is a hot mess, but he came out like she was the issue with being clingy and wanting to marry. He attempted to make himself look like this amazing guy (and that ridiculous tweet about much love and respect in the relationship after it ended) and her like a needy girl. Then Taylor went all “Um, exsqueeze me?” And dropped that boy straight on his noggin.

    And a note for Tom Hiddleston, “…I love the players. And you love the game,” so unclench that jaw and relax because you’re in it now and in deep, baby 😉 You couldn’t buy this type of press. Everyone is gonna want a piece of you for the next fifteen minutes, so take advantage of it.

  21. Bebe says:

    He is mega rich and seriously he’s hotter than the guy Taylor is with now. He’ll be fine , just a case of bruised ego coz she moved on so swiftly hehe.

  22. Erin says:

    He’s just pissed that the story isn’t going his way. After they broke up he was all over the place with “she was too clingy”, “we were more like brother and sister”, “I’m just not ready but she’s great” and then Taylor let him know exactly who owns his @ss. Now he’s pouting and wants to be the wronged party. If you can’t play the game buddy, get off the damn board.

    • Bebe says:

      Yeah but he will release a salty single about her feat- Kanye that will go to number one. This guy won’t take it laying down😂

  23. Donna Martin says:

    Why is this guy still talking? You won’t be as relevant again, bye.

  24. Skyblue says:

    Just a few questions?
    1. Can we go back to Calvin who?
    2. Snapchat is for teenagers and the Kardashians, not 32 year old men, right?
    3. Since when are DJs celebrities and not just dudes who play music at wedding receptions and dance clubs?

    • Bebe says:

      Djs make a lot of money these days probably more than most singers. Tbh tho Calvins not just a dj, he’s a songwriter and producer. Hes had several number 1 hits.

    • Cricket says:

      I think his real $$ comes from writing and producing. Prior to his relationship with Swifty, I had no idea who he was but read he wrote/produced the Rhianna “we found love” song which was huge. So he has talent and is def more than some wedding reception DJ.

    • annaloo. says:

      I;m 43 and LOVE Snapchat…. *duck* I’ve also got my other 40 something friends hooked on it. We love each other’s random snaps during the day…

  25. joanne says:

    since calvin/many names was the one who said he broke up with Taylor because she was too clingy and marriage minded, how does he turn into the victim. Taylor is who she is, like her or not, there is no pretence.
    he’s gone from claiming he broke up with her to she was probably cheating on him and he was blind sides. what a loser, whiny baby.

  26. OhDear says:

    He is so petty.

    I love this. Keep it coming, Calvin!

  27. Josefina says:

    We all knew this break up was going to be a mess. And when the dust settles and gossip blogs move onto other celeb messes, the songs will start to come out. Calvin might already be producing it as I’m typing this.

  28. Jayna says:

    My guess is Taylor won’t write a song about Calvin, not even one, just pretend they never existed as a couple, and that is going to infuriate him, that he is so insignificant to her that she doesn’t write a song about him that he can whine about. She is going to write a true love album all mushy over Tom. LOL

  29. whybother says:

    ohhh…Adam is bringing all the fun these days. But I dont understand him. I agreed about him not sticking to his narrative. He dumped her since Tay was clingy and wedding crazy, so he should go all out celebrating his freedom. Crazy weekends at Vegas with his non famous sexy latina type, call the paparazi, the whole shbang. But all he does is whining, just exactly how tay pr team expected him to be. Dude, didnt you learnt anything from her while dating?

  30. serena says:

    When he is gonna stop with all the b#tching?