Marion Cotillard’s style for the Assassin’s Creed promotional tour has been so bad, you guys. This Dries Van Noten look was possibly the worst. [Go Fug Yourself]
Fiona Apple hates Donald Trump too, yay. [Dlisted]
Stanford needs to do better about sexual predators. [Jezebel]
Solange Knowles got nominated for a Grammy too! [LaineyGossip]
Chip & Joanna Gaines are expanding their empire. [Starcasm]
More photos from the British Fashion Awards. [Moe Jackson]
Bethenny Frankel’s bikini is so odd. [Celebslam]
Jaden Smith is really into Westworld. [The Blemish]
Amanda Seyfried is already very pregnant. [Popoholic]
God, I love Whale Rider. It’s a fantastic movie. [Pajiba]
Kyle Richards & Caroline Stanbury are friends, I guess. [Reality Tea]
It’s sad when the best part of her outfit is the watch.
Her makeup is also a mess.
This! I can see the powder on her forehead… yikes.
She looks like a convict clown that has escaped from prison in that dress.
Could it be pregnancy mask? My girlfriend had it and it kind of looked like this…
You are right. The dress is nothing compared to that mess of makeup
One technically advanced make-up powder is designed to make skin look better in many red carpet circumstances. But if put on too “thick” (or at least by an inexperienced person), it can look fine in person but still show as baby-powder white on some photos. No, I don’t understand this, but I’ve seen it surprisingly often.
Is that supposed to look like that?
Her stylist hates her
…I disagree…considering shes expecting I think both her style..(and her work rate vs some of her invisible co-stars)…have been excellent…
She’s is so not pumped about this. Look at the strained smile. Brad needs to frigging pull on his big boy pants and help out. She’s super pregnant damnit. And obviously has baby brain if she picked that dress.
Assassins Creed so Fassy, not Brad.
Reminds me of when my daughter put big-girl doll clothes on her Barbie.
Oh, Fiona. That’s my girl.
Tuttut, that’s some bad construction on such a simple dress (seams, hem).
Are we sure it isn’t a Stella McCartney?
I gasped when I saw the picture – surely there was another dress (any dress!) available?
a mess
Whale rider is an incredible film.
Yes, an amazing film indeed! I cried like a baby more than once. Keisha Castle-Hughes’ performance was heartbreaking, but also empowering. Her Oscar nom was completely deserved.
I gasped and said, “Ohhhh…” when I saw the photo. Awful dress.
Dear god that is awful! There are plenty of beautiful maternity clothes & she chooses this?
Lawd she looks like the Hamburgler’s daughter.
bwahahaha
rofl.
awesome.
even her face can’t save that dress.
i mean, i expect a bunch of tumbling clowns (or hamburglers??? 🙂 bless you rhiley) to somersault out the front sides and back.
Lmfao.
Good one, Rhiley.
Yikes!
Pardon Marion for failing to take American tastes into account when choosing her outfits.
Bad her for faiing to aspire to American standards of taste. 😉
ah guesto…true enough, but even so…why? the fit, guesto…the fit. not even the most open minded fashion forward human could agree with that fit.
c’mon now…
I actually LOL’d when I saw that. Thank you, Celebitchy, for the photo of this hot mess
Oh dear. I usually think Marion is one who can get away looking good in bad stuff, but…not here. That dress is dreadful.
What is wrong with the person/ people who write that Popaholic page? Why is everything “drool-worthy”?! Do men really sit around “drooling” as much as that site seems to think? Why so much drool? That’s not a thing, is it?
Maybe it’s really Pupaholic?
Beetlejuice, beettlejuice, beetle…
omg, you and rhiley for the win.
truthfully, i reckon marion could get away with wearing an empty mcdonalds bag and a mop on each foot and STILL manage to look glorious…but NO NO NO to the fit of that.
just. no.
and i am not a fashionphile, either.
If the dress was yellow, I would think her stylist is Erin from the current season of project runway.
Oooh, low blow. (But so very on the money).
God so true.
It looks like a formal inflatable Sumo wrestler costume.
When you wear a dress isn’t it supposed to touch your body *somewhere*. It looks like that dress makes zero contact with her skin at any point.
Amazing what poorly tailored sleeves do to even a very slender woman. I always suspected that tailored sleeves are slimming, and now I know for sure. Too bad it’s almost impossible to find summer clothes with any sleeves, let alone with well-tailored ones.
What about Bethenny’s peculiar bikini? Swimwear for playing hooky from the office – just add the matching skirt when you leave the beach.
I don’t dislike the dress – perhaps with a bit more tayloring – but I loooooove the booties. They are awesome and I want them. Also, this woman is pregnant so she probably wants a nap, some food and comfy clothes. She is doing a great job and she looks incredibly beautiful considering she must be knackered, her make-up artist hates her, probably jetlagged, and hungry like a teen-age athlete. I am just a tiny bit (enormously) jealous that she got to be in two films with Fassy, McBeth ant this Assassin something that I have no interest for, except that these two amazing actors are in it, so will probably end up watching it at some point.
Heinous, utterly heinous, there is no other word. And she is so lovely and sophisticated. Why, oh why?!
She concentrates on the acting stuff and not on the styling stuff.
I just can’t hold that against her, to be honest.
Btw. I see a satirical statement in that dress as it is the opposite of those red carpet dresses that are usually too small and therefore spilling everything. “Too small” and “tits falling out” is apparently appropriate. Whereas “too big” and “everything covered” is apparently not? Must be comedy then. 😉
The fabric is elegant. It is just the proportions that are off.
My first reaction:
WHAT? THE? HELL? IS? *THAT*?
She looks as though she is about to cry.
They should have done something about the proportions.
Otherwise I like that dress. At least Cotillard never looks like an expensive hooker with her tits hanging out and her cr***h showing in a gust of wind like so many actresses on the red carpet nowadays.
‘She’s pregnant!!’.. “Put a tarp on her!!’
Horrible horrible dress.
She always looks sooooo, soooo uncomfortable in photographs, like she’s about to pop a shart and hopes the designer won’t notice when she gives back the dress. Finally she has the outfit to justify her apprehension.