I came to this story because of this ^ photo, which the Daily Mail posted. They just took a screencap from Khloe Kardashian’s Snapchat and OH MY GOD. This is what happens when I stop paying attention to Khloe for a month. She goes and messes with her face even more than she was before. Her lips look like they’re trying to bungee jump off her face. Dear Khloe: you were prettier before all of this. Stop with the Botox, fillers, eye lifts, lip injections and insanity. Khloe also posted this on her Instagram, from the same “secret” photoshoot:
Not as bad as the first image, but still pretty bad.
Meanwhile, what’s going on in Khloe’s life? She’s still dating Cleveland Cavalier Tristan Thompson. Her divorce from Lamar Odom was finalized. Her denim line, Good American (jeans for all sizes) is a HUGE success and possibly her biggest solo business venture. And while Khloe likes to post stuff about how organized she is, apparently she can’t wrap presents to save her life:
I’m a pretty good wrapper – I like mundane tasks like that, and the secret to wrapping is being able to accurately determine how to cut the swath of wrapping paper. I can tell just from this video that Khloe is not a good cutter. She overestimates how much paper she needs for a box.
Here are some photos of Khloe’s lips last week.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Snapchat, Instagram and WENN.
The lips distract a person from noticing all the makeup Khloe has around her eyes. She looks like a raccoon ran head first into a beehive. Not a good look
she looks like Vanessa Hudgens in that top shot.
and it’s amazing the diff between the two instagram shots (HELLOOOOOOO photoshop) compared to the “candid” unretouched street photos. as in, looks like two different people.
I can see none of y’all have Snapchat which makes this entire thread hilarious. Khloe is using a snapchat filter that “beautifies”- makes your skin look smoother and nose slimmer and lips plumper. You can tell by the color tonesin the picture and the weird shadows- that filter ALWAYS looks like that.
it’s khloe using a snapchat filter, not doing additional work to her face. Her “normal” face is still the regular amount of tweaked. But seriously lol at everyone here for not having snapchat 🙂
Runcmc- you are now our official Snapchat ambassador. Knew they had filters but didn’t know how they worked.
I not only don’t have Snapchat or instagram (cameras steal the soul except for cats), I only go on Twitter usually to follow a link or find out about a local power outage (our electric company uses it to tell us where they are working and when they expect to finish). There are only 24 hours in a day! I avoid Facebook also, got an account just to get a few grocery coupons.
It’s just all over NO.
She looks like J.Lo
Excuse me? That is an absolute insult to J.Lo.
Probably the worst insult to JLo.
I thought that too! Just in that snapchat picture though!
I don’t think she looks like JLO, but she is trying to copy JO’S “serious sexy face” expression.
To me, she looks a bit like Kylie in that first picture. Don’t understand the huge lip thing.
Her lips look painful.
Awful. I like the Birkin bag. That’s all I’ve got…
I wonder what kind of saddo needs to watch Khloe swearing in a video in order to learn how to wrap a square box. She is so vulgar and ugly. And dumb. I just can’t.
Also I can’t stand people who wear fake glasses to look cool. You don’t look cool; you look ridiculous and dumb.
I hate the fake glasses trend too! Lol, like why would you want to pretend you have broken eyes? That being said, I’ll trade eyesight with anyone who wants to don a pair.
Ah me too. I started to wear contacts/glasses when I was 13 and I am 37 now. I don’t mind actually because it’s part of my daily routine now but whenever I see someone wearing fake glasses i think they’re utter idiots.
Me too! @paolanqar, I started at 13 also with glasses and bought my first pair of contacts (the “hard” -glass contacts) at 16. The first thing I used to do when I got up was put in my contacts. Not so much anymore as I’m retired and it’s easier because I don’t need to find my reading glasses when I need to do any reading or close work. But now a days glasses have become more of a fashion statement than anything else.
I got glasses 3 years ago for reading at 53. I was crushed.
I don’t think Khloe or any of the Kardashians actually wraps gifts themselves, they have people to do that. But compared to my brother she is really great at wrapping gifts, I can always tell which gift is from him because the paper will be all wrinkly and held together with duct tape 🙂
Sounds like me. All my presents look like they have been wrapped by a drunk toddler.
My brother always just kept the gift in the bag the store gave him… I wasn’t much better, I wrapped mine in the comics section of the newspaper. Well, it was colorful at least, if I had the Sunday edition! My mother and her sister thought we were both so hopeless. Which we were. They were the type to wrap elegantly and also carefully unwrap to re-use the wrapping paper. Except for gifts from me and my brother, of course.
One other face comes to the mind…the Joker.
The Joker had far more redeeming qualities than any Kardashian…………
I actually think she got a lip lift with fat injections.
She looks terrible.
Quack quack.
Khloe has gone too far and looks deformed now. I still don’t understand the doctors that keep indulging clients with procedures that result in the client looking worse. Khloe obviously has body dysmorphia and will never be satisfied. I wonder if any doctor has said NO to her, ever.
But what really annoys me are all their products showing girls “how to” get one of their fake attributes, be it lips, butt, flat tummies or other parts of their bodies. The boxes should just come with the names of their surgeons. It’s the Trump effect: if you lie enough about something, people think it’s true.
She would just find another doctor that would say yes. They all go to the same doctor – the one who worked on Kylie when she was under 18.
😂😂😂
I’ve always wondered if the Kardashians go into plastic surgery consultations and tell the surgeon “I want my new face to fit perfectly with my sunglasses”. Or are their sunnies custom made to fit their custom built faces?
Lebron, come get your man. That’s all I have to say on this subject
+1, Lynnie
If she’s trying to look sexy, that look is about as sexy as cold margarine. And I’m sure she’d deny the lip-fillers as she’s denied the multiple rhinoplasties and those monstrous butt implants. She’d put Michael Jackson to shame!
She really is the ugly kardashian. And I love how we are conveniently forgetting that she got with a guy with a pregnant fiancée
She’s actually not a Kardashian, only a product of a blatantly-flaunted affair her mother had with a hairdresser.
Exactly.
you know, I doubted all the “who’s the father” stuff at first, but when I saw a pic of that hairdresser…WHOA. Khloe looks so much like him.
She is a Kardashian. She was close to her father, Robert Kardashian. He knew her mother had the restraint of a cat in heat, but he accepted Khloe as his daughter from the very beginning and loved her. That’s a real dad. Anybody can be a sperm donor.
Yeah, can we not with the whole “that’s not her dad” thing? He raised her. End of. These comments are always so off-putting. Would you say that about a child that was adopted? “Remember, that’s not your *real* mom and dad!” SMDH.
Also-this hairdresser person has appeared on their show and came off as openly gay without reservations to me. I have a hard time believing there was any P in the V with that one.
omg ! she looks like a monster
i just LOL’d at this..
I guess she likes looking like a sad doll. I wonder what the effects will be over time, as she ages? It’s not gonna be pretty.
I feel some sadness for her… I’m no great beauty and sure I would love to be prettier, but at the end of the day I can view myself with love and acceptance and know that my face is a thing of beauty to my husband and child and friends, that my body doesn’t owe it to anybody to conform to a perfect stereotype, and that there’s much more to me than my looks.
I see her and feel sad as well. Anyone who deforms themselves as these girls have must be so empty inside. Butchering your body so extensively is so desperate — I cannot imagine being so hateful toward my own body.
And you’re totally right — your family no doubt loves you because you are exactly you!
You are awesome.
Is it me, or is the top lip crooked?
I don’t think it’s you. “Those are lopsided” was the first thing I thought when I looked at the pics. Maybe they’ll deflate eventually and not look so weird.
I kind of think this is just one face in her series of changing faces. There are more changes to come.
“Secret project” LOL. Let me guess, there is going to be a photoshoot of her draped on the edge of that swimming pool displaying her booty to the camera… just like every other Kardashian photo shoot.
Or maybe she is coming up with her own table book like Kim!
What is the little money bag icon all about? To signify riches? Someone needs to point out that they owe it ALL to Ray J, know what I mean? LOL
OMG, her lips look like a balloon or maybe an inflated rescue boat, ’cause those they could almost float by themselves.
She looks like a Chyna impersonator more and more everyday.
I thought I was the only one who noticed the resemblance.
What does she do with herself? What a useless life.
Being the Kardashians must be exhausting.
Serious question: Has her bf’s ex had their baby yet? I thought I saw somewhere she did…
Yeah her bfs ex had the baby on 12/12. So that might be one reason she’s going a little overboard
Do people normally wrap presents with their tits out? Idk something about tape and scissors around my boobs seems scary.
Does anyone have Khloe’s jeans, I’m curious about them. Also, her new show, Revenge Body is something I’d probably watch for the fitness aspect…. but I don’t really want to see her throw insecure women into a trashy Kardashian outfit with their cheap makeup.
That to me changes the message from “You are in control of your body, and you can have the body you want” to “Now you should feel good about yourself because you’re wearing the right shoes, the right dress, and 10lbs of makeup.”
I’m curious about the jeans, too, but refuse to buy them no matter how well they fit. Maybe I’ll find a pair on ebay or something at some point. I’m not giving them any of my money.
The cheapest pair is $150. I think you have to have an inflated butt and wide hips to wear them.
Should it surprise us that the Kardashians are so utterly talentless that even wrapping a gift is a skill that they lack?
I am so looking forward to the day the entire vapid, useless Kardashian/Jenner crew disappear from the public eye.
Her lips look like exploding Hemorrhoids
LMFAO!!!!!
Why are guys ok with fake lips and fake asses and fake breasts. They know their children will look nothing like their mother right? I don’t get it. Guys say they hate when girls wear too much make-up but yet they always go for the fakest girls. I guess fake girls deserve the guys they attract. I mean didn’t Tristan’s ex just give birth to their child THIS WEEK? Khloe loves guys with baggage because when they break up it’s easy to blame HIM.
She and Kylie look so much alike now… and that’s not a good thing.
This looks like she has had what they call “bullhorn lip lift” and permanent fillers (small rubbery strips inserted into lip). This is a drastic procedure performed for people with very thin upper lift and distance between upper lip and under nose is longer “length” than normal. Under right circumstances the results can be beautiful but since she is already over-tweaked, this is just too much.
Pretty painful from what l’ve heard because they are actually chopping and shortening your lip.
My only problem with the kardashians’ plastic surgery is that they lie about it. That said, come on. Khloe’s face looks soooooo much better now than it did before her plastic surgery. however, i’ll add that the butt thing needs to stop like now. it’s horrible. kim’s face looks plastic but at least really attractive, so there’s that. and i think kylie looks beautiful.
It’s quite sad. I’m not opposed to a little tweaking but the level of modifications all of these girls make to their faces is sad and disturbing. I also consider it to be an attack on their genes that they would want to rid themselves of all the unique features they got from their family. I have a big nose and I love it. I consider it something I got from my father and I would never consider trying to get rid of it.
In my opinion, I’m sorry, no kind of work is going to make her appear attractive.