In Touch and Star Magazine are both running with the Bermuda Triangle this week, with varying accounts of just how badly Brad Pitt wants to leave Angelina Jolie to go back to Jennifer Aniston. There seems to be some debate in Tabloidville as to how exactly Jennifer and Brad keep their relationship going. It’s either by texting (or perhaps sexting, if “intimate” is another word for “dirty sexy texts from Brad Pitt”) versus phone conversations. In Touch’s cover is “Brad’s Intimate Texts to Jen” versus Star’s “Angie Walks in on Jen & Brad”. Cover Awards has the basic lowdown on In Touch’s cover:
Brad Pitt is sending intimate texts to his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
What does he say within those oh so private text messages to the sad and single Jennifer Aniston?
He has the nerve to confess that he still has feelings for her and he’s tired of living a lie with Angelina Jolie.
Will a Brad and Jen story still be a hot buy on newsstands across the country?
[From Cover Awards]
Star has already released part of its cover story, and the cover is very misleading. Shocking, right? When they say Angelina walked in on Jen and Brad, what the story actually reveals is that Angelina walked in on Brad talking on the phone to Jennifer after he had put the kids to bed. It’s not like Angelina walked in on Jennifer and Brad doing it on Zahara’s blankie or something:
It will never end. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston just can’t cut the cord, and it’s driving Angelina Jolie crazy!
In the June 1 issue of Star, we report that the drama in Hollywood’s most famous triangle just got nastier after Angie nailed Brad talking to his ex-wife, Jen, in the middle of the night!
Earlier this month, Brad was in the kitchen of the family’s rented Long Island, N.Y., manse after all six kids had gone to sleep when — surprise! — Angie came home from the set of her movie Salt hours earlier than expected, and he was busted talking on the phone to his ex-wife.
“Angie totally flipped out,” a family insider tells Star. “She slammed her hand on the counter and stormed out of the room.”
Brad quickly hung up with Jen and ran after his livid lover — who an insider says felt “betrayed and disgusted” — but the battle was only beginning.
[From Star Magazine]
Obviously, these magazines had to go to press before yesterday and today’s repeated Brad and Angelina sightings in Cannes. Perhaps Brangelina’s seeming togetherness doesn’t matter to the tabloids – next week’s covers will probably be “Brad Calls Jen From Cannes” or “Angelina’s Cannes Ultimatum: Me or Jen”. Sigh. It never ends.
I love the picture they use of AJ in the second cover.
It’s like
“BITCH! Get off the phone with my MAN or I will CUT YOU!!”
One report says Angie isn’t even staying at the house – the next…she’s home! I’m confused…and entertained all at the same time.
“Brad quickly hung up with Jen and ran after his livid lover….”
I read that sentence as…’he ran after his liver‘ – which is shorthand for ‘livid lover’. Which all ties in neatly with the other stories of how he’s drinking 19 bottles of wine per minute.
oh brother… *eyeroll*
is it just me, or does it seem like there are more of these stupid triangle stories lately than there have been?
or is celebitchy.com just giving them more attention?
I don’t seem to recall this many covers about the hullabaloo (which is what, 4 years old?!) until recently…
@Stewie, have you been living under a rock? they’ve always featured very prominently. But they were starting to take a break from it before Marley and & Me came out, and now it’s back to full exposure. If all three stopped working then it would fade, but until that magical blissful day they are here to stay.
Hey at least there are no octomom horror stories out right now. it’s kind nice actually.
The Tabloids love making up stories about these three..its kind of sad..really..that they can’t pick on someone else for a while…
“Man dumps his wife of five years for a home-wrecking slut, then proceeds to throw ex-wife under the bus repeatedly, whores his six kids for tabloids and then has the nerve to walk around like some kind of pompous ass because he throws a bone to some charities, never mind the fact that his carbon footprint would make Sasquatch jealous, with all his jetsetting and mansion living. Maybe some shiz-for-brains fall for his phoneybaloney “humanitarian” schtick, but consider me underwhelmed.”
Can the tabloids just stop with this Brad, Jen, Angelia triangle. In all honesty do you think Jennifer Aniston wants to be with some one who is the father of six children??!! I doubt it!!
this site has become very disgusting
At my advanced age I have watched the gossip press coverage of Burton/Taylor, Taylor/Fisher, Taylor and Burton did an act 2 and remarried, Eddie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds and Elizabeth Taylor is today’s version of Pitt/Jolie/Aniston, as Carrie Fisher noted this during a interview. Reynolds/Fisher did not revamp their relationship. Reynolds was obviously smarter than Taylor, and saved the price of a second divorce. It’s over folks. Now how about Manny..
#8…you hit the nail on the head..couldn’t have said it better…
The tabloids run the same stories all of the time. They have a cycle. Usually it’s Brad and Angelina are breaking up, then Brad and Jennifer is getting back together, then Angelina is pregnant/adopting, then Brad and Angelina are getting married. The reason they follow this formula is the haters and Jenfans fall for the rumors every single time.
Wow vanja,
despite my feelings about charity work in any form I must say that was just beautiful!
OMG! They just need to stop this stupid crap. Who knows if they keep in touch, but if they do, so what? Lots of exes do, It doesn’t mean there’s something sinister about it.
Just silly!
Pathetic magazine. Business must be very bad. To desperately keep using the triangle.
I love that she “slammed her hand on the counter” is made to sound like an ultimatum! I do that just for emphasis. I have to make sure no one gets the wrong idea!!
God bless the tabloids. They must know that many of us don’t have the time or patience to watch TV soaps, so they’ve put together this nice little soap opera for us right on their covers.
If I had more time, I would totally buy a bunch of magazines and make a bangin’ collage. I hope they add some more characters! Maybe Angelina and/or Jen has an evil twin somewhere.
Yawn. The usual Wednesday follies. I can’t wait for next week’s tabloid covers.
Star mag: “Brad and Angie back on!”
In Touch: “Brad and Angie fake it for Cannes”
Whatever their readers want, that’s what they’ll give them.
To Levi: I remember the Taylor-Fisher-Reynolds triangle very well. That one was front-page tabloid fodder for months. Inside of few years everybody had made new alignments. Reynolds remarried, Taylor dumped Fisher for Richard Burton, and Fisher embarked on the third of his five marriages. Reynolds and Taylor resumed their friendship which had broken when Taylor ran off with Fisher, and they are still on very good terms.
I had to give Reynolds her props for handling herself very well throughout the whole episode. She kept a low profile and didn’t go bleating off to the press throwing pity parties for herself left and right and whining about missing sensitivity chips and whatnot. She handled the whole mess with grace like the classy lady she was and still is.
The tabloids treat these people like they aren’t real… like they’re just made up characters that they can create drama about.
What really upsets me is that by trying to paint Aniston as Brad Pitts ‘great love’ that he just can’t get over, while Angie is the insecure biatch, the tabs are actually making Aniston look stupid.
Are these tabs delusional to assume that Aniston is so stupid to take Pitt back? Please, give it a rest already. I highly doubt that Aniston will take Pitt back even if he was the last man on planet earth. She has moved on, its about damn time the tabs do.
The tabs really aren’t doing Jen any favours.
The tabs don’t care about doing Jen any favors, they want to do her fans a favor by printing whatever bullshit they want to read so they will keep on buying their crappy magazines.
chicamorena, I thought you were leaving this site?
why are you still here?
Move on!
The tabloids will say anything to sell… they know the triangle of Jen, Brad and Angelina is what keeps their profits up.
I agree with VANJA!!!
it was HER MAN to start with! i hope the bitch gets whats coming. karma always comes around! when u do wrong it comes back times three – no matter how many charites you make sure the public knows about. go for it JEN!If i were you-I’d done broke her skanky bones a long time ago!!!!!@!
This is hollywood. Nothing is ever rock-solid, stable or above it all. 5 years ago these same mags were predicting the divorce, and the same people were probably on these sites, defending brad and jen’s marriage. Lo and behold, months later, it was all true. the divorce, the affair, the pregnancy. All reported by these “lying” tabs. Yeah they lie. They’re not always spot on. but they do get some things right. I for one am excited at the prospect of anything negative happening to pitt/jolie. anybody who uses kids for a movie career is a low-life.
Please make all three of them go away. It’s like the media is obsessed with these 3 people.
i don’t like A.J so i hope it’s true
heyy this is hollywood and this is entertaining though the tabs are makin jenn look stupid when she is clearly far from it !!!! she is amazing – angelina jolie is a ugly bitch – jennifers my idol !!! shes the most talented amazing gorgous actress ever !!!! xxxx. lovee yuu jenn x.