As we all know by now, Emperor Baby Fists is shockingly close to his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Jared married Ivanka Trump in 2009 and they have three children together. Apparently, Jared and Baby Fists got along from the beginning – they bonded over their love of Ivanka and their love of real estate, and (I suspect) their love of petty revenge plots. I’ve always made the argument that Baby Fists seems to love Jared Kushner more than his own sons (and for that I do not blame Baby Fists, his sons seem like total psychos). Jared has now been installed at the Emperor’s senior White House adviser, which just got the thumbs-up from the Department of Justice. The DoJ basically believes that it would have been illegal for Baby Fists to give Jared a cabinet position, but Baby Fists could conceivably hire his whole family to work in the White House, despite existing anti-nepotism laws.
What’s interesting is that Jared comes from a pretty liberal Jewish family. The Kushners are long-time supporters of Democratic politicians and progressive causes. Jared’s brother Joshua has been with Karlie Kloss, another tall, blonde shiksa, for years now, and Karlie Kloss was reportedly a Hillary Clinton supporter. I’ve heard stories that many long-time Kushner family friends are bewildered by Jared’s closeness to Baby Fists… and even moreso, his closeness to Steve Bannon.
So here’s a little something interesting in regards to the complicated Kushner family dynamics… Joshua Kushner attended the Women’s March in Washington on Saturday. When he was seen (and photographed) by Washingtonian editor Jessica Sidman, he claimed he was there “observing.”
Oh hey, it's Jared Kushner's brother at the #WomansMarch pic.twitter.com/Zln3So53oa
— Jessica Sidman (@jsidman) January 21, 2017
Interestingly enough, I think Jared Kushner got to invite some of his family to Baby Fists’ inauguration too. I mean, it must have been a free-for-all with invitations, right? The Emperor must have told his staff to invite all of their extended families so that he would have the most bigly event ever (it was not bigly at all). So my guess is that Joshua attended the inauguration, and then after Joshua was seen at the Women’s March in DC, he got an invite to the White House so that Jared could show off his new life. Because this totally happened. Jared Kushner, you are no Bobby Kennedy.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Getty, Fame/Flynet.
You can see how much Ivanka loves to be the new First Lady.
LOL So funny but so true.
She’s the First Lady and she’s an alien, according to that nose job, that Botox, and those cheek fillers
My mom says she can’t figure out how to look at Ivanka’s face because it is so unnatural. Like her eyes just don’t know where to rest.
And I still think she looks like Maria Sharapova’s plainer sister.
It’s funny how most of the women who have the role recently have been so ambivalent about it, including Laura Bush. I think Melania is never moving to D.C.
Of course she isn’t moving to DC. First Lady is not her contract.
After I video I saw this weekend of Trump gesturing towards her in a fury, I wonder if he is abusive with her. It wasn’t pretty. The best thing for her and her son is to stay in NYC, the hell away from him.
@Miss Melissa: please share a link to this video, would love to see it.
link to video I think Miss Melissa is speaking of:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPeY9QWg-TT/
Wow, what a d-bag!
@Miss Melissa
I can’t imagine him NOT abusing her, at least psychologically. He bullies and gaslights everyone and is incapable of caring about anyone other than himself.
I have a lot of empathy for Melania. I know there are people who say she knew what she was getting into, and she’s as bad as him, but I think she must feel utterly trapped and isolated.
Her great love for and protectiveness of her son makes sense, in that regard; he’s all the real family she’s got access to.
Bread and Circuses,
Melania’s parents moved to the U.S. and live in an apartment at Trump Tower. She is not alone at all and I bet Barron spends a lot of time at his grandparents. He speaks Slovenian fluently. I think she is staying in NY precisely because of that, Barron has a very protective bubble right in the building with his mom and grandparents. I can’t blame her if that is the reason.
Plasticka is a name that comes to mind. Robotic, programmed (maybe), can hardly move the plastic parts.
Notice the GIANT pussy bow on her daughter: they start the fame/love early in that family.
Plastic maybe. Brainless maybe. But I kind of feel sorry for her now. She married a sugar daddy she did not want to be in the spotlight like this or to have responsibilities that come with being first lady. Whatever she is. For all her flaws she does not deserve this. I really felt sorry for her when the Donald jumped out of the car and ran straight up the stairs to meet the Obamas. She just came from behind alone with that box. The Obamas were friends and partners. You can tell they both made the decission to run for Office. In this case she was not consulted or informed. Just instructed what to do. Not everyone is a natural orator like Michelle, not everyone wants to achieve something in their life for their hard work rather to have a simple life making a compromise with themselves. Retracting from their own oppinions and political views. And that is their choice. You can shame golddiggers all you want but at least that is a path they choose. She did not choose this path. Nor this responsibility nor this spotlight. I even ubderstand her urge to stay in NY for her son. Sheay not understand the responsibility that comes with being first lady or the sacrifice all the spouses do for their loved ones who deside to run for office but she did not sign up to it. And so staying put and shealding her son from all of this at least give her some sense of control in this crazy situation.
This is all going to blow up in her face. Best of luck there, lady.
I despise Ivanka – she puts the pretty face on the evil of her Daddy, a fascist disgusting pig who has said disgusting, sexual, vile things about her, and about other women. She gets no pass from me about being “liberal,” or the “voice of reason.” Yeah, right. That’s why they’ve already been cancelling Obama’s executive orders and are now going after Children’s health insurance and Medicaid.
Screw her.
Good story on her:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/annehelenpetersen/fear-ivanka?utm_term=.daP0Y2PEwV#.ayVw8P9lZ5
I didn’t understand all the terms on feminism in the story (I am going to visit with my 22 year old daughter this weekend, and I’ll have her explain this to me) but I understood enough to get that she is all about Ivanka.
She is absolutely horrid. When I found out that her husband suggested inviting Bill’s accusers to the debate, I wrote this branch of the family off. She and her husband are immoral and sleazy just like each of their fathers.
All I got out of this is that tiny ass cardigan Joshua is wearing in the top pic. Give it back to Karlie!!
He seems to have gotten the brains and looks I’m the family.
Jared Kushner posing in front of the portrait of JFK shortly after his father-in-law fires JFK’s daughter.
Well you have to be tacky in order to marry into that family…
Foreshadowing- Kennedy struck that pose years ago, secretly knowing idiots would try to fame whore off his image/legacy. Surprised it didn’t spontaneously detach from the wall in an act of defiance.
He’s cute. And seems smart.
I’ve read a few articles about Jared lately, and some think that this is his way of getting some respect back for the Kushner family name, and that they wonder if DT may pardon his father at some point . Also about how Jared got his revenge so say over Chris Christie for prosecuting his father … On a diff not I do find Jared and Josh really good looking , and I have to remind myself Jared is a shite , a hot shite but someone who actively helping Baby Fists …
Lol Lulu! I feel the same. I need to hate him, but so help me I would hit it so fast! Why is that?! Somehow I feel he is just as self interested in Trump and this is his way of creating a career in politics. My guess is once this “presidency” is over, he’ll announce his run for some office and it will be as a democrat. I think he was studying law or history when his father was convicted and it was mentioned he always held a interest in politics.
Yeah I think he’ll run for office in the future – I also think he’ll dump Ivanka somewhere down the line. He’s as ruthless and ambitious just as much as she and his FIL – once her father’s presidency hits the fan he will want to distance himself. I have always thought her married her because of who her father is. I don’t know why but thats the vibe I get.
You know I think the Trump only ran for GOP because the Democrats wouldn’t have him – his hatred of them has to come from somewhere and its nothing to do with their politics. I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole family were closet Democrats who voted for Hillary.
I think Donald and his crew of deplorables are grooming Jared to be DT’s successor.
@amelia I’m so glad I’m not the only one , I have been horrified that I found him so attractive 🙈🙈🙈
I find both Jared and Josh super attractive too. At least there’s less guilt where Josh is concerned.
If he thinks this current situation will gain more respect for his family name, he is delusional at best and sadly mistaken!
If he wants to get respect back for his family, why would he associate himself with the Trumps? I guess DT could pardon his dad now, but it’s not like any of us could have predicted that DT would become president. How could he have known any of that when he married Ivanka?
He may be good-looking, but I’m now wondering how dumb he might be. Geez, no wonder his dad had to make huge donations to get him into university and law school.
Jared is a shrewd opportunist – marrying into a billionaire’s family is about the shrewdest move as you can get. The Trumps have the money and connections that would appeal to someone with political ambitions. And Ivanka – she has ambitions of being a power player as well.
@DIGITAL UNICORN (AKA BETTI) you have explained my own thought process a lot better than i can … in one article I think maybe vogue I’m not sure didn’t Jared or Ivanka say the marriage was their best business deal they have ever made or something along those lines?? I honestly think Jared is playing a deeper game !
I think he’s definitely gotten what he wants in terms of money and connections — I just don’t get how he or his family get any respect from this association.
Even before Donald Trump ever leaped into the political fray with just his chatter, I think I associated the word tacky with him.
I get Christie prosecuted his father but jeez the guy was following the law and it’s really petty to go after him for this. Not be his BFF, sure but to ruin his chances – disgusting. And I hate Christie.
Pretty sure Josh voted for Clinton. Glad he came to the Women’s March. I bet holidays are going to be quite awkward at the Kushner household …
Haha. I really want to believe his brother is anti Trump. Just so I could pictue the holidays in their house. Priceless. The goldigging plaztic barbie who just wanted a suggar daddy and now has to pretend to care being the first lady. The psycho Trump juniors, a daughter who pretends to be feminist and her opportunistic husband. And than his brother who actually voted for a feminist woman democrat who uses her own brain. Like I said, priceless
Well, Donald Trump isn’t really a conservative, either. He’s always been a Democrat with democratic ideals. I think the only reason he’s a populist is because he’s a narcissist, honestly.
And yet the Right thinks he’s going to Make America Pray again. Delusion.
I’m guessing that he will be fairly willing to carry out a fair amount of the right’s agenda just to teach the left a lesson because he feels that they have rejected him.
@steerpike, yup, he made that clear when he picked Pence as his running mate. His whole MO is to punish people who slight him. I have a feeling his decision to reinstate the global gag rule was aimed at “punishing” the women who protested over the weekend.
He’s very handsome.
Pretty sure Satan is supposed to be handsome too.
Ummmm….wouldn’t it be interesting if Josh ran as a Democrat vs Jared the Republican in the future. Kushner vs. Kushner….
I like it. And with a last name like that, if Joshua’s platform doesn’t include marijuana law reform, I will be so disappointed.
HA!
Just observing for whom? How sad he was the only person in that family who had the courage to come out and hear what the marchers had to say.
He’s not bad looking, isn’t that how the trumps judge people….on their looks. I do, however, hate skinny jeans on dudes. He was probably there as a spy…lol
They judge women on their looks. They judge men on their money, but that’s okay. Josh has plenty of that.
Jared looks like… well, I’d break Godwin’s law, so I’ll just say that he looks much like *’s two adult sons.
Also, Ivanka is tweaking her face hard.
Jared Kushner gives me the creeps. I don’t know what it is about him. On the surface he seems perfect – handsome, good husband and father – but I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. When i see him I am reminded of The Godfather film where Don Corleone says to give his new son-in-law a living but don’t let him know the family business. This “advisor” role could come back to bite Baby Fists big time. Pass the popcorn.
His brother Joshua is the handsome one. Jared just looks like any old 30 something banker. Imoa.
With that haircut, I think Jared looks like a 10 year old. Ivanka , with all her tweaking, looks much older than him IMO.
Joshua is MUCH more good looking .. Jared is so white bread. Bleh
Cerys: Interesting analogy of Jared and The Godfather. I’m thinking the reverse though……we all know what happened to Carlo Rizzi. Jared, in this made for the USA movie, is the brains. He has the charm, looks, wealth and won over the prized daughter. He was the advisor throughout the entire campaign. HE is the one that brought in Bill Clinton’s “alleged” victims from twenty years into the debates and it was HE wanted them seated right by Clinton so the viewing audience could see him squirm. Fortunately, he didn’t win that fight. Don’t be fooled by his demeanor, he wants to be King and I’m sure ivanka is already trying on crowns. He should try losing the smirk off his face. Oh my word this family makes my heart hurt.
Nancy: I didn’t realise he was the one behind the alleged Bill Clinton victims. Thanks. It will be very interesting so see how it all plays out over the next few years.
Yes, this psychopath and his wife thought it was appropriate at a presidential debate to parade women there that Bill Clinton had been involved with 20-30 years ago. They did it to embarrass the first women nominee and also knowing that Trump has committed sexual assault and had numerous affairs. I hate them as much as Trump. These families really have no shame. Hope they all suffer humiliation when he is impeached.
Yep. It’s being overlooked that Jared was the brains behind Trump from late 2015. Publicly he just looked like Ivanka’s supportive husband. No interviews. No public acknowledgement about his role. Many media people are now admitting that even the Clinton campaign didn’t realise his role until the last week of the campaign.
This forbes article is very revealing of how he did it.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevenbertoni/2016/11/22/exclusive-interview-how-jared-kushner-won-trump-the-white-house/#bbb60eb2f50f
Exactly!! Jared is a horrid human being. He and Bannon plotted to bring those women in to the second debate. Miss Pretty Fascist was in on it too. I read Chelsea Clinton won’t even talk to her anymore.
The sons are walking Patrick Batemans. Jared, slightly less so.
Jared looks like the creepy waiter in Dirty Dancing… trying to get you to read that annotated Ayn Rand book.
Joshua voted Hilary Clinton. The New Yorker did a profile on Jared before the election . It said that Joshua’s representatives told them that Joshua has always been a democrat and would not be voting for trump. It also said that a lot of jareds family felt left down by Jared working so closely with known anti Semitic And racist individuals. Joshua was also very pro Obama care apparently,
Josh is a founder of a 2.7 billion dollar Obamacare startup called Oscar. Not sure what will happen to it if they kill Obamacare.
Happy Anniversary, Donnie. I’m going back to NY.
Love,
Melania
@Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) – I don’t think Jared married Ivanka for money. He and his family are also real estate billionaires here in NYC. The latest cover of New York Magazine – he is on the cover as “President In-Law”.
It’s not unreasonable to believe that Jared and Ivanka met/were introduced and fell in love – they are the same age group and in the same social circles in NYC (along with Chelsea Clinton!) and everything about their backgrounds make sense as a match. They are certainly equal opportunists. I also bet Ivanka and Jared make a future run for office in NY. They are already well on their way to the ultimate trifecta: #Money #Sex #Power
I thought that his fathers conviction and jail time affected the family finances badly – with Jared working hard to restore the family finances and reputation.
It affected reputation, but not money.
They ain’t winning anything in NY!!! NYers HATE Trump with a burning passion. I doubt Ivanka can even walk down a NYC street anymore without being yelled at, as she should be. If they are going to run, it won’t be in their own hometown. We hate them!!!
I was so happy to see Melania being escorted and then got to dance with the hot military official. She’s smiling ear-to-ear. After so many year married to the fat orange thing with snake-like facial skin, that was a nice little break for her. Yeah, she’ll stay in NY for the whole mandate if she can.
Just when Jared & Ivanka couldn’t get anymore wretched. Humiliating Hilary and those women like that. Despicable. Some people forget they have daughters of their own.
Mark my words, Jared will tread on anyone as he climbs up the political hierarchy. Even his father in law.
Josh is the hotter one of the two by far.
The Kushners give law-abiding folks a bad name. Both boys end up with Teutonic blondes. Maybe if Jared had married a Jewish girl from Harvard we would not be looking at President Trump for four years.
Well along with the Karlie <3 Taylor rumors and theories there are rumors that Karlie is bearding for Josh. So if this were true then Josh should really be against esp Pence. Is there evidence that Karlie is a democrat? I have the impression that she and Taylor are both traditional republicans but don't talk about it in public because they know that this will lose them support from fans.